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When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your Relationship

Money plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for someone who's financially stable but how and when could we find out one's financial status? How would

BEST PLACE TO BE

CS bloggers never seas to amaze me and never seas to give me a good laugh, i just love this community best ever. ever since i have discovered this site on my many voyages like CHRIS

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D.Roosevelt

Older Women

(I LOVE THIS!) SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISK

My online seesaw relationship.... ...............

Which was more an on and off relationship A seesaw realationship Yet I stayed on too see how low can one steep And he steeped very low. So low he could sm

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The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he

Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler

December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we f

Moving to Chicago

Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transfe

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The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple of days a dog walks in. "I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need s

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.....Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank a

LOVE/PEACE Offering Blog

I'd like to leave all the bad events and bad feelings behind with year 2015. I only want to take positive things with me when 2016 finally arrives. So in this blog, I would like to offer peace to those I have misunderstood and argued ...those I

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A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?" I'll explain later, the nun agreed... A moment later 2 military police ran up and asked, sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, he went that way.

I drink too much ...

Woke up this morning with the hangover from hell and a vague memory of kissing a camel who turned into the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. Bit of a relief to realize that was my last blog and trick photography. Boxing Day isn't even a blur, I might have

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..............Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little gir

Joanne and the milkman

Joanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin. So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for her next delivery. Eddie, the milkman, saw the note, and thought there must be an error in the num

Life's Demerit System

...In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any

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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife, a

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. 'Hey! Nice shirt!' The

Christmas Hangover

So how's everybody here? What did I miss ? What did I miss here? I'm having a quiet time here...alone at home now, don't feel like seeing or talking to anyone...and don't feel like cleaning any Christmas mess all over the apartment...

How To Wrap A Present

It's The Thought That Counts...NOT Always!

I'm NOT complaining...I just want to whine a little bit We've just had a little Christmas party at work...then we had that "Secret Santa" thing. The rule was you pick a name and buy him/her a gift not less than 15JDs, that's about $21. W

Humor.... in the Skies

Good for a chuckle.... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Londo

THE CREED OF THE CS BLOGGER

This is not original, it is adapted from the Creed of the Facebooker. I was struck by how much we have in common. I believe I know everything I believe everyone has the right to my opinion I believe everyone who does not share

WELLL! They Stuck Together!!

Christmas always has dinners here and dinners there from church's to homeless centers. I like to go to all of them. The food is free, delicious and someone has to eat it. So, I gladly volunteer! I went to our church luncheon for Senio

WHAT did you just say? ROFL

Talking in a different language can get you into embarrassing situations, we all know that. Mispronounce a word and oops ... different meaning. Then there are the comedians who teach you something that doesn't mean what they told you it means ...

Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates

The scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Lea

I Do Feel A Little Sad When I can't Join The Blogs

So very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, that was so much fun...got a new lovely set of bedroom furniture on Sunday- a very special hou

Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy

Getting older is odd

I was talking to a kid the other day and relating pretty well, I thought. I'm down with the yoof. This was a pretty young kid, and I asked how old he was. 8. He asked how old I was. I had to think about it, as always, then told him. He looked at me w

Made A Decision

I decided that my sex life needs some variety So I started using my other hand.

Donald Trump

Like him or hate him You have to admit, He sure does have a captivating Pizzazz, No doubt about it The Force is strong in this one.

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Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform. It wou

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A blonde couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption ce

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Why do women close their eyes while having sex? They hate seeing a man enjoying himself.

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Enjoy!!!! makes great stocking stuffers for Christmas

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDYKISSES!

I want to wish one of the very nice ladies here on the blogs, a very, very Happy Birthday....CANDYKISSES! I wish you many, many more!!! Help me to celebrate her birthday!

Sands, this one's for you...

" A woman is a man's weakness but a man is a woman's strength" I'm out!!!! Life in jail rocks I was able to do a lot of things : run errands, sleep early, clean my new place...a little bit sick today but still

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Mick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. They had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his life and a while before he passed away, he made the boys promise to bury him at sea. Of course he did pass away and the boys remembered to

The Pastor's Cat

This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his churc

So quite tonight on here...... lets stir it up a b

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On a winter morning, a woman texts her husband "windows is frozen, what do I do?" Husband texts back "pour some luke warm water over it and gently tap the edged with a hammer." Wife texts back "computer really messed up now."