Getting older is odd
I was talking to a kid the other day and relating pretty well, I thought. I'm down with the yoof. This was a pretty young kid, and I asked how old he was. 8. He asked how old I was. I had to think about it, as always, then told him. He looked at me with huge eyes. "Did you start at 1?"I can't remember. I think I did. It was a long time ago. THAT long ago, though? Doesn't seem possible.
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Anyway.
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said... "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."
I got back, "I sure hope so"!
Well, if we're going to share 50 shades of grey hair, I will leave you for the night with this one. Don't imagine the mods will let it stay up long with the swearie but it made me laugh.
Well, being with a much older man is nice coz I get to listen to his 'long time ago' stories!