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Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon
Murkun Politics Made Simple In Under 4 Minutes - For Y'all Non-Political Folks
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The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Democrats Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer at Impeachment Trial By Andy Borowitz 11:00 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani’s offer t
Well, maybe I should have known better.
The wait staff at this restaurant had a terrible attitude. The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all. They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained. Like that would make a difference. Perhaps I should have
Away From The Beaten track
Lets us take a road that no one likes to walk A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes... Only dark feelings of being lost cold and without hope.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sSoKbv46zc Have any one here fellt like Tosca ?
Presenting Trump's newest African-American
This was on a couple of nights ago;
Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trump’s Dealings
Low IQ Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) got duped by notorious Russian pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov — AGAIN. Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, tro
Happy New Year to all.
Happy New Year to all here. I have been looking at the blogs. Many blogers are gone it seems. The Usual Suspects The Hate Monge The Blasphemous man who does not belive that Climte change is happening. And this bloger who bl
Sealed for your protection...
I believe it started in 1982 when some people were poisoned from taking Tylenol that had cyanide in them. After those horrible episodes, all manufacturers changed the way their packaged products. From the official story, one man attempted to extor
Start The New Year Off With Some Laughs - Bill Maher's Message To 'Crats
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Stories nurses and doctors cherish...
....There are quite a few. most humourous, and quite telling of human nature....But I digress.....Well, perhaps later, alligators.
Stories Policemen cherish...
...during my time in Casualty, got to know a few police human persons. Almost all very decent and quite entertaining. And I thought I was the master of Galgenhumour. But I digress. There were many stories. The best were those offered after being stop
I Am In Jail
Yup, I am in jail. I got to tell you, its not good. I posted something on facebook and they said something about nudity and s*xual content or something and I been handed a 72 hour jail sentence
The Newest Impossible Burger
It's made from unicorns. Buy one, get 2 free. Ask about our new bigfoot shoe line and our alien probes.
Criticism
A very bad word for most... Who wants to be criticised...like circumcised....? Who wants to be called a critic... Now on a scale of 0 to 1, how critical are you...? The general answers will be:- Yes Not me Who you talking too Definite
Once Upon an Impeachment
Sure to be a holiday classic.
The Night Sky
LONG and long ago in another life I lived on this beautyfull Island, In thoes times we did not think about the night sky I am in Zeeland spending Charismas with dear friends We walk the Dogs just before going to bed Then I saw the N
Ho, ho, ho !
What ? I just put in my order for today & tomorrow. One for tonight and 2 for tomorrow. Looks like Santa isn't the only one cumming to town. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7a/7c/d3/7a7cd35d3b82aec4
Christmas on the crazy Maine coast....
...I wish posting pics, etc., on CS blogs was easier for Luddite dinosaurs like me. But once again, with such warmer snow mobile and even motorcycle weather, I've been saving the miles on the vierk vintage (now technically antique), road machine, by
Apparently, a god DID have a hand in Trump's election.....lol
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to Be President By Andy Borowitz MT. OLYMPUS (The Borowitz Report)—Partially confirming Sarah Huckabe
Rarity
Christmas greetings to all friends and frenemies alike. Enjoy this holiday gift. After years of fruitless searching I've discovered my white rhino, my unicorn. That rarest of rarities - A funny Asian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v
It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!
A Ghost of Festivus Past. Time to see some familiar faces - & remember some we've not seen in awhile. Or old faces with new names. Whatever. Happy Festivus '19, y'all Yep. December 23. Festivus - https://youtu.be/HX55AzGku5Y The mo
Open mic...
A coworker... tall guy with a loud voice who often cracks jokes had mentioned he loves to sing and is in a men's chorus. I've known this for a while. Last week, after he made a joke, I said "Maybe you should do some stand-up" and his reply was "Funny
I Get Out Of Jail Tonight
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I've fallen and I can't get up!
Two generations ago, Mrs. Fletcher laying on the ground holding her Life Alert remote necklace, called the emergency monitoring dispatcher and shouted "I've fallen and I can't get up!" This started as a TV commercial and sales based on fear sent a m
Beyond the three year which hunt....Failed, serial, hunts...
...VERY failed. Got to thinking, in terms of the political posts hereabouts. And about the almost one track mindsets and activities of the TD-HDS of pols and their media, for three full years. No quarter, monolithic approach to pursuing our Brilliant
Giuliani's Ukrainian Big Top Adventure
Satire from The Borowitz Report Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—While on a mission to Ukraine to acquire information about the business dealings of Hun
I know what you want for XMas this year
I just don't know the color you want. You just have to promise me, that you will wear it...... .....to your next court appearance.
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Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
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A blonde was asked what the capital of California was, she replied "the big "C". Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes ? A: Knock on the hatch Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in your closet?? A: Last years hide and go seek win
Be Careful of what you ask for
You might get much more, or perhaps something totally different than what you originally thought. I remember once asking for
OK. I hear you. Friday's impeachment inquiry was not exciting enough for you
Yes, the crimes of (so called) President Trump are not "exciting" enough for you. While perhaps treasonous and impeachable, they lack the titillation of an affair with a pornstar, or the claim of being able to shoot people on 5th Avenue. I get i
it is that time again
Day 2. Who is keeping track really...okay...I am This is the second Robert blog in 2 days. I must be sick... I actually am sick. Like our fellow blogger Palms, I too am getting over the flu. It is that time again. Turkey
Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very b
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would ki
The Bronze Rat
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he mu
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A guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that needed treatment and the only way to treat it was with a enema. The guy drops his pants, the doctor says
LEAVE DONALD ALONE! RIGHT NOW!!
I MEAN IT!!!