The Newest Impossible Burger
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Buy one, get 2 free.
Ask about our new bigfoot shoe line and our alien probes.
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Comments (10)
V - There's a Trump burger. It comes with a promise of satisfaction.
However, it's artificially colored orange, quite fatty, has bad taste, is so costly it increases the national debt, and Mexico won't pay for it.
I've seen 'em advertised & the "introductory price" seemed extortionate.
From what I've heard of reviews, they not so great.
Suspect they're target marketed at climate alarmists who fear cow flatulence will destroy all life on Earth.
The 'impossible' thing was flavor. It had none.
If you want an oil dipped Taco, you've come to the right place!
I have had the impossible burger...it was quite good...but I do not know if it could be healthier than an actual beef burger...after all it is processed food...lol...
HOWEVER ...
Ive come across some delicious plant-bases patties, including a Linda McCartney product, that I can build a great burger out of at home
They have a really good smoky bbq flavour and hold their shape, unlike lentil or veggie patties that generally turn to mush in a burger
Happy days