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7 Stunning Women for Every Man

"7 Stunning Women for Every Man"

Yep. That's the tagline of the ad I saw on my laptop screen after answering an email on here moments ago. Despite the photo of the lovely lass, I said, "Nope. Not for me" instantly. :no: First of all, 7 women would be exhausting.

Jeff Sessions last day SNL lol

Jeff Sessions' last day - SNL lol

It's almost amazing, that he could be replaced by someone worse. But, Trump did it with someone who was already under FBI investigation. I guess, I really should have mor

A Very Trumpy Thanksgiving

A Very Trumpy Thanksgiving :)

Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Refuses to Pardon White House Turkey After Accusing It of Working for Soros By Andy Borowitz 11:19 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a startlin

Photo Caption Contest If you could read minds Thoughts as Putin Arrives

Photo Caption Contest - If you could read minds, Thoughts as Putin Arrives

This one ought ot be good You know the drill by now. If you like, just add your own captions for the following photo; My first entry is; Melania - "Oh Geez, here's Don's real love. There goes my Paris shopping plans"

Congressfemale Ocasio-Cortez......

Who doesn't get It? Surprised an Ivy League college wasn't able to recruit her first. Full ride, no doubt. Boston University has had a good reputation, with a few exceptions. One notable one is MLK plagiarizing the doctoral dissertation, an academic

Timely Andy strikes again

Timely Andy strikes again !

Satire from The Borowitz Report Rick Scott Accuses Democrats of Trying to Thwart G.O.P.’s Successful Voter Suppression By Andy Borowitz 11:05 A.M. TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA (The Borowitz Report)—In a hastily called press

Trump invaded by newest caravan

Trump invaded by newest caravan

From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Unable to Stop Caravan of Democratic Women Invading Washington By Andy Borowitz November 7, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump warned on Wednes

Your right to vote

Your right to vote

Use it, or lose out. https:/

Ladies Protecting your private digital data

Ladies - Protecting your private digital data

A device almost guaranteed to be willingly ignored by men. Thus, keeping your digital data, such as pictures, financials, and other images, secure. Simple in design, yet effective..................... . . . . . .. https://i.pinimg.c

Photo Caption Contest jogger

Photo Caption Contest - jogger

You know the drill by now. Have some fun adding you own photo caption(s), if you like. My first entry is.....Yeah, yeah, rub it in. Here's the photo; :tong

Art collections

Art collections...

I remember doing a job in the Trump tower on Miami Beach. The building was new (at the time) and filling up quickly. Only one service elevator was in constant use and it could take 20-30 minutes waiting to get to the apartment we were assigned to wor

You call that an investigation

You call that an investigation ?

Brand new offering from Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report By Andy Borowitz 10:28 A.M. Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the

and we will never talk

...and we will never talk

Why should we or things like that, We inherit CS and we love being goody-goody, Why should we ?!? We all are here for years in so much of tears we are still looking4dears though we hate to pear with whom comes our near why shoul

For CS couples

For CS couples......

This page is for CS couples that have a joint account here....... Click onto the pic if you can't see all of it.... https://img.mewe.com/api/v2/photo/m1xmgewXPLi94NAeaCGqi3qY33QcFLE1c3zbwrtSLitbzlOUpfTlCGp_9jU/1600x1600/img?static={static}

A little Irish happiness

A little Irish happiness .....

The Irish are such a jolly lot...... even their critters get involved ..... ......

Trump sends someone with a LOT of experience to Saudi Arabia

Trump sends someone with a LOT of experience to Saudi Arabia

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Dispatches Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Saudi Arabia to Provide Lying Advice By Andy Borowitz October 18, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has dispatched t

Track might have something to do with this phenomenon

Track might have something to do with this phenomenon....

Then again maybe we can't blame Track for all of this since it is now legalized there...... .....

Clooney heading for divorce

Clooney heading for divorce?

If Clooney can't keep his woman, all us men are in trouble.

Gee do you think they have insurance

"Gee, do you think they have insurance ?"

Or make your own photo caption(s). Here's the photo;

Putin is FURIOUS lol

Putin is FURIOUS !! lol

Satire from The Borowitz Report Putin Furious at Saudis for Using His Puppet Without Permission By Andy Borowitz October 17, 2018 MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—The Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is “absolutely furiou

Things that dont go together

Things that don't go together...

Years ago, I formulated a list of things that (I believe) don't go together. The list disappeared, so I'm starting over again. Pineapple on Pizza. Seriously, that got started when someone was stoned on pot and while phoning in an order coul

Short blogs or long blogs

Short blogs or long blogs?

Sometimes when I am looking at the blogs trying to get my head around them, I am a bit daunted by the length of the blog! Great though many of them are, I sometimes just don't have time to read them deeply and make a point in return. Guess it depen

Yeah Looool

Yeah Looool :)

I got pulled over for speeding

I got pulled over for speeding...

On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was the police signaling me to pull over. I did and he told me to present my driver's license, registra

Funny Johnny Carsons quips

Funny Johnny Carson's quips...

Two generations stayed up late watching Johnny Carson host of the Tonight Show. I remember friends repeating some of the funny things he said. If you know the show, his side kick and co-host Ed McMahon would often lead Johnny into something funny.

Three mischievous old Grannies

Three mischievous old Grannies!

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said

Be Afraid be VERY Afraid lol

Be Afraid, be VERY Afraid ! lol

Only 1 hour ago in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says It’s a Very Scary Time for Men, Because Women Can Vote Them Out of Office By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Re

Hope This Joke Isnt Too Old

Hope This Joke Isn't Too Old

Senior Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I

We Have An Ogre In Our Midst

We Have An Ogre In Our Midst

He's bald, fat, big tummy, hairy, with big ears full of shites not wax, disgustingly rotten from the inside to the outside, has 12" toadstool but unlike Shrek who is likable and likes to keep his own space, our ogre here is very intrusive, disrupti

Adam Eve

Adam & Eve

No, it wasn't Trump They Found the Guy.... Lucky Fooker...

Photo Caption Contest cat

Photo Caption Contest - cat

Have some fun creating some captions for the following photo, if you like. My first one is....."Please don't go get a dog. We really don't need one."

Pearls of Wisdom

Pearls of Wisdom

Pearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 3. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease

Trumps new edition

Trump's new edition

Finally, the truth is beginning to be revealed; https://ecp.yusercontent.com/mail?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.newyorker.com%2Fphotos%2F5bbb690c6b21c92d2a8fad62%2Fmaster%2Fw_1120%252Cc_limit%2FDC100818.jpg&t=1539036686&ymreqid=b402ec86-5f86-6540

This one has so much truth in it its not even funny

This one has so much truth in it, it's not even funny.

Satire from The Borowitz Report Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath By Andy Borowitz October 1, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its s

Photo Caption Contest The Oops Bridge

Photo Caption Contest - The Oops Bridge

Sometimes things do won't out according to plan. The following picture, that I saw recorded such a discovery. Have some fun offering some captions for the photo, if you like. My first offering will be; "So, what's the problem guys. Get ba

Possible side effects

Possible side effects...

I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. I have no desire to be a pharmacist but it intrigues me how pharmaceutical companies get many of their test results. Get this... they often use humans! Is that funny

Winter or Summer

Winter or Summer...

On the subject of relationships... with the exception of a relation that goes stale, as long as things are going good and there are no conflicts, relationships can survive for years. Change an important factor (loss of a job, health issue, etc.) and

Bird15691 Where Are You

Bird15691 , Where Are You ?

More About Me I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild animals, pitting my arms in battle against each other, cooking for anorexics, and dog sledding, (not

Dont Ignore this blog lol

Don't Ignore this blog. lol

Perhaps you may remember Charles Grassley's completely ignoring the pleas of women in Congress to allow them to read the 42,000 pages that they were given the previous night on Kavanaugh ? Perhaps this may jog your memory; https://ww

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