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CHATGPT future online dating.In the dystopian future of online dating after the dominance of AI and Deep Fakes, the dating landscape has transformed into a battleground where huma...

Joke of the day - doorsI remember way back when I was a teenager. One time my girlfriend and I broke up. In an effort to comfort me, my uncle told me; "When one door clos...

Calling all moderators...Calling all moderators... Calling all moderators... Be on the lookout for 40 bogus profiles. They are giving out phone numbers and email address, usi...

And now we break for a little humorA couple had been wanting to have a child for so long, and was so desperate that they consulted a Shaman hoping that he could solve their problem....

'Melania's' preview of her rose garden speech tonightWell, last night was weird, unless you want someone screaming at you. But, tonight will feature a more soft spoken Melania. And right here & now,...

A Pro Trump AdSure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are...

Does bill gates still claim that cows emit more pollution than running cars?Well, here is a proposal for billy to settle once and for all wether his unscientific baloney might be true or not.

US and CHINA relations...I see Joe met with Xi in California and discussed future relations between the 2 countries. Xi assured Joe that all is well and soon Pandas will be ar...

San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch CardSAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to record levels of unprosecuted shoplifting, Walgreens stores in San Francisco have introduced a new "Frequent Looter R...

Oprah Winfrey interviews Donald Trump about running for president of the USATrump teases. Make America Great Again! He is spot on in this interview about other countries taking from the USA....

SleepersWell, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- i...

SoI said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"...

She A. Clever manipulator...Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. J...

Well. That was an interesting night!!!One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After abou...

Crafty old coot..hmm..sorryAn old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewe...

We have an 'ant' problem...That's what it sounds like. A man and woman talking about their new house and the only problem is the ant infestation. Actually, it's not ants, it's a...

What an.. instrument.....An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you”...

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Another man bit the dust!!!!The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly n...

Gardening Tips from Hillary Clinton...

"LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT" ... !!!Well well well !!! Since I recall my memories , started to understand little by little about this mysterious "Civilised Human's" world , I was/...

If you are looking for Granny...I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless phot...

I'm loving it!I like this logo. I first saw this about 10-12 years ago. Someone decided to have a little fun with McDonald's logo and slogan.

I don't care how monkeys eat bananas...I've seen and read stories telling me I'm eating bananas the wrong way. They describe how the world does it, including monkeys. They flip the banana o...

Religion, COVID and the fear of 5G...There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member w...

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Joke of the day - The MOST SUCCESSFUL pickup line everDoes this smell like............................................... ................................... ............................ .................

New York street smart...I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewher...

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A DisasterBiden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed...

Trump Claims he Won German ElectionFrom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Repor...

Over hard, over easy, and runny...

Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz columnI'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa. But, if you like, you can catch up with this video...

Where's the RogueEnquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please...