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Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golfHe is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron...

Over an hour of laughs w/ Foster Brooks! EnjoyDo you remember Foster Brooks? ~JOHN~...

we're all mature untilsomeone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?...

Dunk the DrunkA man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequentl...

Bad Things To Tell Your WifeA commercial boasted that its product could help people live ?pain-free in their golden years. “Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked. “N...

Drummer ProblemsA musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't i...

15 Funny Cat SayingsThere is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't...

Blah Blah BlogThis blog has absolutely nothing to do with much of anything; I'm bored. I did feel like going in a rant about something but quickly realized how insi...

Let us not forget, as eccentric British why we vot...

Biff...just for you...as proof...

Some good memoriesChecking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,because plastic bags are not...

The Big Race...

Little Known Facts About Mahatma Gandhi....He was a very spiritual man. He ate only vegetables. Thus, he was thin, slightly-built, and often had bad breath. He walked wherever he went and wor...

Female version of a Man Cave...

A Man Went To A ProctologistA Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and t...

A Woman Was Out Golfing One DayWhen She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release...

Biker with a Broken ZipA couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend...

Irish PainterTo be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai...

If You Were Truly HonestWhat would your profile say? Mine would read: Unemployed male shut in desperate to find someone to look after him....

Random ThoughtsI can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism c...

The Church GossipMildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members d...

The Rooster"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathe...

Anger management really works...I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I p...

An Evening At The Ballet Saw this ballet in Amsterdam ....

ABOUT GROWING OLDER …First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin...

Wakeup KissHave you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned ove...

To make you smileA lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me...

It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!YOUTUBE The Story Of Festivus Yep! December 23...FESTIVUS! The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrat...

Super Bowl Tickets!I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February...

THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...

Better than a Flu Shot!Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...

Adams RibAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later....