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Don't let the old man in. Not today.

And if he pushes in anyway, don't let him make himself at home! How old would you be, if you didn't know the day you were born? Some people...
1,179920Jun 15Jul 63 hrs ago

Taken for granted

A friend of mine has been having a right whinge about her daughter-in-law using her as an on-tap babysitter without so much as a by-your-leave. Her DI...
618351Jun 5Jun 2811 hrs ago

Hello Mods, wonder if you could spare a moment:

I do write rambling blogs, by all means pop to the summary at the end I know the easiest option for you is to delete my account because yu...
1,078-0Jun 22Jun 2210 hrs ago

Beauty - or, those who cannot do, teach.

So this morning I tried a little, a very little, shea butter on my hair. It no longer looks like an exploded haystack but is a sleek and shining curta...
649610Apr 12Jun 22Jul 19

if you were born a boy or a girl, what are you now ...

There's some weird stuff happening in UK schools and the Daily Mail has got very overexcited about it. I know it's a long blog. You can skip to the la...
726720May 26Jun 22Jul 20

Thanks ...

I saw this today and blinked and read it again and hello? Although this isn't a blog likely to generate the kind of chat I like, I thought maybe you t...
317160May 3Jun 6Jul 16

Talking to ourselves

Me: I can’t have told you, I had some really good news about (insert topic here) DD: yes you did Me: Oh. You didn’t say anything. DD: I didn’t re...
200180Jun 4Jun 4Jul 13

Reviews ... and why we read them ...

There's the puff review - this is the best product / hotel / restaurant / book I ever came across while using this fake email address, FIVE STARS...
248-0May 20May 22Jul 18

Another brick in the wall

Imagine .... going to school in a class with a maximum of 20 pupils, no streaming, and the same teacher for 5 years. There are teacher a...
275281May 16May 17Jul 18

old dog vestibular disease

Wednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but lively, greedy, healthy. Yesterday morning very w...
366300May 10May 13Jul 20

There goes the neighbourhood

so how many of yeah wanna be all right abought everything with your opinion *** Video evidence at hand and you are just too blind or ignorant to see...
517370May 7May 919 hrs ago

Wot's thet?

Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a...
1,1131170May 1May 710 hrs ago

a kind of magic

Big brand new rented car parked in narrow road. Add Spanish drivers, who are not always wonderful. Mix and stir, and you get a scrape across 2 door pa...
266281Apr 22Apr 232 hrs ago

Best news website ever?

Every day a schoolday - and today in class I found out about NewsForKids.com - news snippets delivered in nice simple language, as far as I can see no...
14180Apr 18Apr 1813 hrs ago

When world leaders, past, present, or wannabe, take on a challenge

The challenge is to turn the colour yellow to red. Wonder if anyone will recognize any of my attempts at caricature (I shall be adding one per com...
229190Apr 16Apr 1820 hrs ago

When Solitaire's the only game in town

More and more people in their 30s and 40s are choosing to be alone, to have a social network but no partner and no lasting ties. Most people on their...
339291Apr 3Apr 6Jul 14

Why hug?

That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I know, I know) you offered your hand and the strang...
7471020Mar 30Apr 57 hrs ago

April Fool!

April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the interne...
325240Apr 1Apr 3Jul 16

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...
17220Mar 6Apr 36 hrs ago

Some guy called Obama

I looked wistfully back at March 2016 and guess what, there were 3 - only THREE - political blogs on this international singles website. One abo...
1,5621372Mar 26Mar 295 hrs ago

Perfect gifts – edited from week-to-go to Got one! last comments

There was a joke suggestion on FB re the perfect Christmas gift for writers so naturally I re-posted it on the spot but it got me thinking. Perfect g...
1,0881051Dec 18Mar 2846 mins ago

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and

25 years ago, thereabouts, my friend and her husband – I’ll call them Mary and John - and their 2 kids (14 and 12) were watching TV in their house in...
416210Dec 26Mar 2823 hrs ago

Avoiding the troll blog

but for those who took my comments personally, Art, Bekard - to be 60 or 70 or 80 does not make one automatically senile and I apologise, it never occ...
606281Feb 19Mar 28Jul 20

your worst hell on earth

For me, right now, that’s noise. I can’t imagine anything worse, as three weeks of clattering banging drilling and shouting roadworks are culminating...
718760Oct 2018Mar 28Jul 19

Perceptions, people.

Don’t even think of responding until you have read the bottom line. It was created by someone with Asperger Syndrome and is, in its own way,...
447291Dec 28Mar 2822 hrs ago

Become famous - upset people. It's so today.

There’s a post on FB doing the rounds – the average Brit pensioner gets £79 a week, the average asylum seeker gets £350 a week, a free car,...
536391Jan 11Mar 2856 mins ago

Young kids nowadays

can identify any number of corporate logos cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden Of course their future progress will depend m...
931981Jan 4Mar 287 hrs ago

You've slept with HOW many people?

Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom. But what happens when they aren’t a stranger, an...
1,453680Nov 2015Mar 28Jul 17

Absolute no-no's / forbidden fruit

We know the obvious ones: don't date your boss or your assistant. Dipping your pen in company ink is never going to end well. (Apparently after th...
1,680430Aug 2015Mar 28Jul 13

Graduating from CS school

CS really is like a school - all the way from kindergarten to graduation. Okay, an odd one. We have no idea how long we will be here, that first day -...
2,4781260Feb 2016Mar 28Jul 19

Haggle for love?

So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay,...
1,4361020Oct 2016Mar 284 hrs ago

CS soap opera

Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice? You'...
1,734320Oct 2015Mar 28Jul 10

How long is too long?

When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...
1,471450Jul 2015Mar 28Jul 12

My Dirty Dozen

I’ve been on CS two years now, met 8 people in real life, and talked to another 4 enough on skype to know they are real. 7 men, 5 women - if I hadn’...
2,4521170Mar 2016Mar 28Jul 19

You've changed

Every serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really do change for men. Did you keep the changes o...
736630Dec 11Mar 2818 hrs ago

Reasons not to get married

Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married, then widowed, and believes marriage is important...
1,229680Sep 2015Mar 2815 hrs ago

Normal people

Do normal people exist? First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Find someone like yourself. YAY! If they re...
1,315180Sep 2015Mar 28Jul 13

In the future ..

In the future children will be raised believing it is their duty to seek a happy life, with just one proviso*. They will be taught from the beginning...
617791Mar 22Mar 25Jul 15

Voy a mi bola

Move along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my leg is being gently pulled ... not going to say w...
347330Mar 14Mar 15Jul 20

Changing my description, sigh

I've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a stone (that's 14 pounds, or 6 kgs, for the rest o...
620850Mar 5Mar 58 hrs ago

Lost in translation

Ever had a hilarious translation error? Try one for yourself, if not - take an idiom from your own language, the odder the better. Translate it into a...
584530Feb 27Mar 5Jul 18

Perfect match - but which one?

Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical m...
1,1081140Feb 13Feb 21Jul 20

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