English is so weird
Limericks by sound, and by spelling -There once was an old man from York
who took a fat pig for a walk,
when asked "why this was,
he said "it's because
I'd rather eat veggies than pork.
There was an old woman from Slough*
Who developed a terrible cough
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint
But sadly she didn’t pull through
(*rhymes with plough)
Waiting for a visitor who is LATE I will disappear (I hope) any minute now. You better hope too or I will be adding more weird English examples
There their they're,
it won't be that bad.
Comments (15)
It was a cheaper cheeper.
but I hear a car
In America we drive on parkways
and park on driveways
The Polish cleaner was meant to polish
the grandfather clock and then to wind it
But her excuse was that the wind was blowing
so hard the duster was of no use, so she asked
me to excuse her this one time.
After all, it was a minute annoyance to not
have the minute hand working for just one day
Fay that's just - complicated!
Harb, neither did you
Molly, that's bloody brilliant
Chat, how do we ever learn to speak it?
Whether life is worth living depends on the liver.
How about (abowt?) I bow to the girl with the bow in her hair sitting in the bow of the boat and know Cupid has shot me with his bow and arrow ...
There once was a man so beknighted
He never knew when he was slighted
He went to a party
And ate just as hearty
As if he had been invited.
"he law does not concern itself with trivial things"
nailed the baby to the door
mother said and humor quaint
"Careful Will don't mar the paint."