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I'm baaaaaaaaaack and what a palaver. I zooted off to Germany to buy cigs, as one does. Very cheap flights, very cheap hotel which it turned out was mainly for people w...	1,514	34	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 23
Is there a new way to market stuff? Oh I know my timing sucks, the weekend and all, I should have asked when you all had your business brains on. Still, those who haven't disconnected th...	1,610	56	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 23
Older, wiser, seasoned, mature, mellowed. No comme I made this list for myself a couple of years ago, and most of it is a non-brainer. DO NOT FEAR. Fear is so desperately crippling, and the media o...	642	-	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
It's been a long day I need one of those hugs that turn into sex....	3,306	171	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	13 hrs ago
Olympic wasteland I've been wondering why it was so quiet on the blogs and forums and duh, Olympics! International event, every CS member has a team striving to do thei...	1,579	38	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 24
Social behaviour - a wee rant I know I’m going to offend some people with this but here are a few things that make me look as though I’m sucking a lemon, okay? The people doing the...	2,382	83	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	14 hrs ago
SMUGGLING Old joke - I hate people who take drugs. Like Customs officials. Smuggling is bad, smuggling affects the economy of your country, it's a naughty t...	1,429	32	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	8 hrs ago
Murder Most Foul I have, in my time, smothered, knifed, strangled, hanged, shot, poisoned and bludgeoned them to death. I have injected air bubbles into their arte...	2,830	121	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 20

Long nails and the difference between men and wome Typing this cautiously with freshly painted nails and I got to thinking while I painted them – why long nails? Originally they were worn by men a...	5,964	94	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	12 hrs ago
How good has CS been to you? We've all had our little grumbles in the past, scammers, miserable buggers raining on blog parades, but how good has CS really been for you? We've...	1,744	57	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	Apr 24
Riddle me this (gardener's corner) (turns UK polit why is it when you need to pop into the house to get something for what you doing in the garden, and you scrape your shoes on the wire scraper, and th...	1,574	47	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	Apr 20
How odd is reading? When you think about it, I mean. We write down odd symbols and other people look at those odd symbols and they make sense, create a conversation or a...	2,483	131	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	Apr 22
come together, right now ... let's buy a place? The link below leads you to an article on villages for sale in Spain. Yup, whole villages, and while few of us (any?) could afford one on our own, CS,...	3,062	119	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	7 hrs ago
Garden mayhem Photos from my garden - I have no idea where to start. Or how. Clearing the path so Postman Pat can get through would probably be best but...	2,059	76	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 24
Breaking news my dishwasher seems to be having a sort of a fit. It spat the dummy (ok, the dishwashing tablet) and has rinsed everything rather than washing it and...	1,592	52	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 20
What Frank said - I love the old swing stuff but I don't know the words, it's before my time, I just like it in the background. Tonight Frank Sinatra sang something tha...	1,307	47	0	May 2016	May 2016	3 hrs ago
Life plan It’s taken a few years – okay, lots - but I finally know what I want. Sell more books. That opens up more options and funds everything else. Earni...	1,712	59	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 23
Today, and tomorrow, and tomorrow A computer big enough to cover a city block in the 60s and 70s was less powerful than a modern laptop, and the phone is rapidly reaching full computer...	1,950	30	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 20
Stay digital after you die Capturing your image on film has only been around since, effectively, 1839 and for the first 50 or so years you'd have had perhaps one photograph take...	1,259	28	0	May 2016	May 2016	16 hrs ago
Vive la difference - Martian vs Venusian Words with different Gender Specific Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The hook fastener on wo...	867	33	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 20
An introduction to fracking There's talk of fracking starting down the road, 5 miles from where I live, and I thought what the frack is fracking? Will I like it? So I looked it u...	1,901	74	0	May 2016	May 2016	1 hrs ago

Selling yourself (edited down to the boasts) (Edited comment - the blog got 129 comments but some were just playing and some never did get the point. I promised to cut it down to the boasting pos...	2,333	17	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 20
Ginger nut Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some featu...	2,016	69	0	May 2016	May 2016	19 hrs ago
Happy birthday Happy birthday to the blurred blogger, Mollybaby, have a fantabulous day and I hope you've taken it off work and are going to have a thoroughly awesom...	1,560	62	0	May 2016	May 2016	21 hrs ago
I want a wife Map's blog raised a subject I feel strongly on, and he's fine with me stealing the direction it took. I want a wife. A little woman to do the cook...	1,867	98	0	Apr 2016	May 2016	16 hrs ago
In case no-one told you today You are loved You are needed You are alive for a reason You are stronger than you think You are going to get through this I'm glad...	2,366	73	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	1 hrs ago
Lastminute.don't! Ok this is a cautionary tale because I reckon pretty much all of us have either used lastminute.com or thought about it. Right? Great deals. Well,...	1,813	38	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 25
This is me hard at work I took a cup out of the dishwasher and thought ew, that's not very clean. Then I realized I hadn't actually done a load yet and disaster, I'm out of c...	1,644	28	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 20
Makes you proud to be British When we put our minds to it, we can take stupid to an art form. BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?...	1,311	22	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	1 hrs ago
What happens when the chatty, friendly, very interactive singles website you belong to finds out you’ve been writing a book about a chatty friendly very interactiv...	1,932	52	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 20
Would you buy me a coffee? This is a research question. Would you buy me a coffee for a couple of hours of conversation, with me doing all the talking? I say conversat...	2,026	64	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 25

Just call me Fred Hello it’s me and I know, you don’t usually see me this time of day. Usually? Ever. I’m awake an hour earlier than usual because my good buddy / L...	1,719	35	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	9 hrs ago
Indie publishing - a fact or two Indie publishing 1) Write your book 2) Put it aside for a month. 3) Read it, self-edit, and if you think it is now ready, send it to a couple of...	946	31	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 20
First impression, please? What do you think this book is about? It isn't published yet, this is the cover reveal, and if I knew what you saw, or failed to see, I would know how...	2,211	68	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	5 hrs ago
How many April Fools have we got? I joined the site two years ago, I can't remember the exact date but definitely around now. For sure within a week or two I got into a very exciting o...	1,108	26	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 20
It's a kind of magic .. My car opens when I walk up to it. So long as my keys are in my pocket or my bag, I don't actually need them. I sometimes walk up to my front door and...	1,198	37	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 22
Spring at last The spring equinox was on the 20th, our clocks sprang forward today and the sun is shining. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where the bi...	1,894	51	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 20
You can leave your hat on: Yes yes you expect the video, post it yourself. Whichever version I chose, the blog would turn into an argument over which version was better, and thi...	2,029	53	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	Apr 24
Waiting to hear from the dog-sitter Trouble with taking in a rescue dog, especially a neurotic older rescue dog, is that she hates kennels. She thinks she's been dumped again, she goes i...	2,830	77	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	15 hrs ago
Leap year, baby! part 2 I was going to help all the ladies with a proposal in form but am really annoyed to find that neither my Debretts nor my Enquire Within offers any tem...	1,685	39	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	3 hrs ago
Sneazles Sudden rush of colds and flu and even - gasp - manflu around at the moment. So how do you cheer yourself up when your head feels like someone has pour...	1,978	38	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	Apr 24
The joys of living alone Okay going to probably need a bit of help here, listing those joys. However I just ate a garlic and herb flatbread and that is definitely one of t...	1,987	48	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	8 hrs ago

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