Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Jun 2016

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Riddle me this (gardener's corner) (turns UK polit

why is it when you need to pop into the house to get something for what you doing in the garden, and you scrape your shoes on the wire scraper, and then on the washable mat, until nothing is coming away, they are spotless ...

why is it within 2 steps you are leading clods of mud over the lino and the carpet?

Garden is definitely looking better. Kitchen lino and carpet are now in dire need of TLC.

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We've headed into UK Brexit and Remain comments at the end. For now, anyway.

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oldblue54●kaitaia, Northland New Zealand

Jun 15, 2016●76 Blogs●1,148 Comments

Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Blue, if I take a contract out on Murphy, do you know any good hitmen?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Crazy, these were fur-lined boots with tractor tyres, I need a boot-puller to get them off and it's a mission.

As to why I am gardening mid-summer in fur-lined boots and an anorak, I can only say welcome to Scotland.

Yes I also shed my shoes at the door usually

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Ken, see comment above about Scotland. All 17 layers?

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Hola Biff, Ive seen special "pet rugs" that remove all dirt, might be a load of willies but worthy of investigation.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Another handy hint...use a shopping trolley and sit inside it, use the walls to gain movement, this way your feet will never touch the ground.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

That washable mat, Map? that's one of those miracle fibre ones.

I want my money back

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Gypsy, that's deep, and I shall use it as an argument at all times!

I'm big on going barefoot outside too, well, used to be, I value my toes and hate it when they turn blue.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map I would but there's quite a big fine for stealing trolleys here

I wonder if I could disguise it?

Gypsytramp●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jun 15, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Well, if you track in with the boots on, Biff...and THEN walk barefoot, I imagine you will obtain some of the same benefits.

The 'grounding' while walking barefoot outside is best reserved for warm weather....I agree. *nods earnestly

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

My house is going to be something pretty brilliant, at this rate, rioting meadow flowers and a barefoot paradise - come visit, Gypsy? Next spring, of course. Right now, early stages, it looks a bit of a mess. I shall be strong and not clean the mud up.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Ha, lookit what I got!

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For those who see but a white box - a little diligent typist. Writing a great novel. That's me, in the future!

Thanks, mate

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

?i??? ?? ??o u?ll?? ???? i dl??

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

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truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK

Jun 15, 2016●2 Blogs●424 Comments

biff. there are 2 ways. first walk along your washing line,,or..leave your boots by the door..work barefooted...then stand by door put boots on....walk indoors...no muddy floors....thinking is not your strong point...isit.....

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Biff my mistake, I thought you wanted to know how I ~~steal~~ borrow trolleys without getting caught

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map, I LIKE that one! Thanks!!! You are becoming a serial CS flirt, keep it up, we need more like you!!

Gypsytramp●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jun 15, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Ziinngg!!

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

For the nice words...I give you a banana riding a llama...

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truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK

Jun 15, 2016●2 Blogs●424 Comments

Molly....pick up the dog poo.....do what you do best....luvz yer.

truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK

Jun 15, 2016●2 Blogs●424 Comments

Molly.....O.K......just remember..when picking up poo...use paper...and not your bare hands.....nite sweetheart

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jun 15, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Good night darling

Gypsytramp●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jun 15, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Biff, I know what you mean. I'm clueless....

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 15, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Tell you what, Gypsy, we'll just make up our own stories. They'll probably be at least as interesting and nearly as true

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jun 15, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I know nothing either

But really don't care either way

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jun 15, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Me too

Sleep well

Yuniksha●Pretoria, Gauteng South Africa

Jun 16, 2016●4 Blogs●104 Comments

Omg. I have to apologise. I read your blog title all wrong. I read it as Ride me in the Gardeners Corner. I humbly apologise

daears●In a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand

Jun 16, 2016●518 Comments

E I not have your dirt into house problem lol lol. I only wear boots at work and boots going out. At home I'm bare footed and just step into shallow water and wipe feet into towel and walla lol lol clean as lol lol.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Yuniksha - that's a good blog title

Too late to change the direction of this blog, though

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Daears, I'm going to get a second boot puller for the back door and stop being lazy

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

I did read an hour or so ago that the gun looked home made, he's been arrested & his house searched, and that he shouted time to put Britain first, and despite being told nobody says this in a crime report I'll describe him as white British male.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I also heard the gun was home-made. Charming.

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Well looking on the positive side of that at least he couldn't use it to take out half the town

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I'm getting pretty sick of crazies. They are multiplying, too.

Apparently it has brought the House of Commons to a standstill. All those politicians thinking help, if an MP everyone seems to agree was nice can get attacked maybe, just maybe, we are not loved by everyone?

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Biff, I admire your confidence in the fact UK mp's give a stuff about what anybody thinks

I mean it's not as though they're paid to represent us

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Well, they cancelled lots of Brexit and Remain meetings! The thought has to have crossed their minds ... surely?

Up to now they've been taken to task with cross letters to the Times and being mocked by Private Eye, they're tough, they can take that.

Hang on, I'm being political. This will Never Do!

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

It was a terrible thing, as Z says he couldn't take out anyone else, was a White British Male, The MP's should be scared, but a few days to go until the vote and we will see what will happen then.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

That vote will definitely be interesting. The closer it gets, the further apart the two opinions get. Seems either way we are doomed to be stuffed a year or two down the line and one lot will be pointing and saying ha, told you so.

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

I worked out the result of the vote today

whichever side loses will blame anything that goes wrong on the public for voting the wrong way

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jun 16, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Oh, so it will be like living in Scotland after the referendum.

Well that's been easy

I do hope the vote isn't THAT close but sheesh. Feeling is running high. Just one crazy so far trying to influence it his way, but there's, what, a week to go?

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