Vive la difference - Martian vs Venusian
Words with different Gender Specific Meanings1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The hook fastener on women's garments.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Found this on FB during my coffee break, thought you'd enjoy it during yours. Any you can add?
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Female---time of month
Male-----looney
Female ~ companion
Male ~ with benefits
Female... Mad
Male...Thinking
Female.......No!
Male...........Yes!
Female ~ No
Male ~ hmmm maybe
Female....maybe
Male.......anytime!
Female ~ never, ever
Msle ~ anytime....
Haha some excellent ones!
Woman ~ it was ok
Man ~ "I was goooooood"
Female ... today, latest tomorrow
Male ... in the next month. Or two. Stop nagging.
stirring stirring stirring
Female ... fretting, never satisfied
Male ... looking gooooooood, handsome!
Great blog Biff! I can see this one going on indefinitely...
F - feeds the creature(s)
M - fun
Tenner!
Why do I have great desires to drop an anchor from 5' ft hight between your legs every time you call children "creatures "!!!
Female ... wine, music, soft lights, tiiiiiiiiiime
Male ... brace yourself. Incoming!
Female ~ dinner for two...
Male ~
Delete if you wish.
I think I need some....
Stirring again, sorry in advance (and Seri,
Maintenance - (mayne-ta-nance) n.
Male - keeping the house and garden in good shape
Female - alimony
Female ~ Perennials or Annuals?
Male ~ Lady's garden..
Female - House pparkling and disinfected
Male - Moving the bike engine from the middle of the floor to the corner of the room
(Ok, Ok....I do the latter
But I would play away from home if I had one!
I see.
Male: snoring
Female: yap muted
bath
Male: run in and out of shower
Female: Hogging the bathroom
Watching a match live or on TV.
male: giving commentaries
female: thinking, can't you just shut up and watch.
I'm simply stuck on the selective hearing thing.