Scruffy Car

The inside of my car is a disgrace. The dashboard is thick in dust and the floor is covered in grit; I can hardy see out of the windscreen when the sun is shining directly onto it. I’ve tried to make myself clean it but my pleas keep falling on deaf ears; I simply can’t be persuaded. I know I could have the car valeted but I refuse to pay somebody to do a job that I’m perfectly capable of doing myself. I’m at my wit’s end; what can I do to make myself clean my car?
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Maybe she doesn't want to go anywhere.

Maybe she doesn't want to be clean.

Have you ever asked her?

Not being funny, or anything, but you can tell a lot about a man from the way he treats his car.

S'true.
If we are to continue this conversation, jac, perhaps it would be better with me reclining on a couch and you sitting behind me, taking notes. writing
Thanks Herbal.

I clean my car weekly.
Yes, i'm cheap to pay someone to do it so i say it's my weekly work-out. laugh
Weekly, LaFonda! That's obsessive.

jaw drop
I've already boasted told them about the fridge, molly. grin
You peaked too soon, Har
I've always had a problem with premature peaking, molly. sigh
That's not the best thing to ve broadcasting on a dating site
Don't mind me, just passing through...


ship as shipping not sip as drink cheers dam keyboard
Harbal laugh rolling on the floor laughing banana
You can wash it and dance!

As many here will tell you, Bellanna, I am an accomplished dancer, but only in the kitchen. dancing
Think about this as a new challenge!
But what would the neighbours think, Bellanna? blushing
Your neighbours are never around...go for it joy
I think this would bring them out of the woodwork, molly. uh oh
It'd be a way of meeting them at least grin
How about driving a car to some remote place (with water) and wash a car (and dance) there? Nobody would know... hole
You are being very persistent with the dancing idea, Bellanna.
phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

when I saw you'd added a comment I was convinced you'd given in and danced the car clean and then the pressure would be on those with still-scruffy cars to follow suit.

Hold your ground, sir.
I love that phrase "danced the car clean", Biff, someone should put it in a song or a poem.
Just imagine yourself inside a spotless car that gratefully greets you and get inspired maybe?
I'm trying to imagine it, yaspark. Nothing's happening yet but I'll keep trying. wine
If it still does not work just take a deep sigh (may ease the pains) and do it anyway although it may feel like pulling yourself by the hair to get out of the swamp
I don't want to let you down, yaspark, so I promise that, next weekend, I will seriously think about giving more thought to cleaning the car. handshake
Giving more action would likely be more efficient than any thought process Harbal. Have to confess- my car was signaling her needs for a serious vacuuming for quite a while. Certainly get to put myself to work, you’re such an inspiration!
It gives me great satisfaction to know I am an inspiration to you, yaspark; if only I could inspire myself similarly. sigh

hug
You inspire me too, Har innocent
How about make a promise to all of us that you will post the photo of your nice clean car on CS and we will be astonished and amazed and give you many compliments and you will feel great? beer
Nice idea- would be lovely to see that neat car!
Did I, molly? I hope I inspired you in a good way. hmmm
You are determined to get me to clean my car, Bellanna, aren't you? Well I'll do my best, that's all I'm promising.
Just a minute, yaspark, a clean car is one thing, but nobody said anything about a neat car. uh oh
That sounds just like my car too!! applause

Harbaaaaaaaaaal handshake
MiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii handshake

It's good to know that I'm not the only one too lazy to clean their car. wine
Yayyyyyyyyy!!

But eish you are one stubborn dude risking it laugh

cheers
He who dares wins, Biff. cool
Good evening, Har tip hat
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