Mr. Potato head releases new green rules.

Yesterday, the press released the White Houses new green initiative. No longer will staff be allowed to use motor transportation. In an effort to help the over population out west of horses, a number have been ordered sent to DC. They will be broken to ride or pull buggies. The presidential limo will be parked and a new carriage ordered for the first families use. As well as transport for the POTUS.
Electricity will be curtailed in the White House. Bee hives are being set up on the grounds to provide the bees wax candles that will now light up the building. Porta potties will be installed and hot water will be turned off. Water will be limited to taps only. The contents of the potties will be composted for use in the vegetable garden. The south lawn is now being tilled to become the main garden.
The furnaces are being replaced with wood stoves. Each room that has a fire place will not provide heat. A massive wood furnace will be installed below and a wood shed built next to the White House. Kitchen stoves like wise will be replaced with wood ranges.
When the need to travel distances arises, Trains will be used if too far for the carriage. A new sailing ship will be docked near DC if there is a need for the POTUS to go over seas.
The only electricity allowed will be to run refrigeration and the security systems so no one enters illegally nor steals firewood.
An order will be issued by executive order to modify the Washington monument. A wind turbine will be mounted on top to generate electricity.
Congress will be subject to similar rules.
Hurrah for Mr. Potato head.