A true funny story

I was talking with a friend recently and it reminded me of something that happened to me a while back. Seeing how maybe some of you might enjoy a chuckle, I figure, that I would share it with you.

A long while back, I picked up a very pretty tall blonde
at a local bar. We went back to my place and were making out. kiss
Things were getting hot and thus, I decided it was time to disrobe this beauty. devil
So, for some reason, that I can't remember now, I started with her boots.
She had black leather boots that were laced up
all the way to her knees.
So, I untied one and started unlacing it.
I get part way down on one boot and she firmly states, "NO !" scold
and gives me the stop sign with her palm facing me.

I'm thinking, "wow, I have TOTALLY misread her and the situation".
So, I stop immediately and just look at her probably with a puzzled look on my face. confused

After a pause, she says, "look" and she moves a flap that uncovers a long zipper and then unzips the boots on the side.
So, then I unzipped the other one.
applause banana

Sometimes you really can misjudge a statement, or a situation.
Well, at least I did. peace

Perhaps you have misjudged something ? dunno

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Yeah Mister Jim, . . .

. . I kinda know, . . exactly, . . what you're saying . .blues

You never really know, . . what is going on, in a little woman's mind, . . . . untill the very last moment, . . . (point of No return)uh oh
Even then, you can't be sure. laugh
I"D JUST LIKE TO SEE THE LEGS THOSE BOOTS ARE COVERING UP !! love smitten kiss heart1 heart beating purple heart heart wings lips teddybear
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