WHY CANT I FIND A GOOD WOMAN ? BOO HOO HOO

MY PROFILE SAYS..
You must have teeth...if they are the type that have to go to sleep in a jar at night ..forget it. They must be the ones that don't come out of your head , EVER !!!
You must have HAIR, or no hair.....not half a head of hair.... so if you only have half a head then either shave the other half off or grow some more...dont ask me how just do it! If you have the baldness denial hairdo ( ,just looking at it makes me dry up ) also known as the comb over ( did u see prince Charles lately?, i was thinking poor bugger .. he better stay out of the wind )..... well if you got that going on don't bother me either ...you loser .
I don't want a man who has hair hanging out of his ears and nose...so if you have fluffy stuff sprouting from either orifice, no use trying to get with me , big turn off for this grandma. I can however recommend to you a great Turkish barber who has a very unique way of dealing with such hair.
PHOTOS ON YOUR PROFILE.... If you have a photo of you straddling a motorbike in a leather jacket and greasy jeans...just waiting to mention to me about the thrill of FEELING the vibration IN MY CRUTCH . when I straddle your HARLEY... Trust me if you were skinny and wearing padded bum and ball numbing bike shorts looking like a pansy it would turn me on more. though not by much.
Photo of you with a RED FERRARI.... yeh right who's effing FERRARI.... the car show FERRARI thats who's......you loser.
You HALF NAKED, IN YOUR BUDGIE SMUGGLERS, with a cracking great hard on , and you live on the other side of the planet, I know by the time I get there it will all be gone , so whats the point? you loser .
Photos of you on the beach, sucking it in , as far as it will go...and you still look like Billy Bunter....... ( sorry Billy) .....you loser...
Photo of you 40 years ago ... and ? what am I supposed to do with that ? Let me see you in your current wrinkled and decrepit obese state , I am not getting into some time machine to date you 40 years ago AM I ? ....you loser.
Pics with a fag hanging out of your mouth.....good I don't want a smoker , I recommend all smokers should be forced to submit a pic of them smoking , SAVES MY TIME .you loser.
Picture of you with an arm round your neck. ? ? ? ? LIKE JUST AN ARM.......so why can't we see her , she's got to be more interesting than you to look at, thats for sure..... you loser.....
The picture taken from the cam in your laptop.....with bad light and a good shot of your hairy nostrils , looking all scary ...what have you been smoking to make you think a profile pic like that will send the chiquitas running wild and wet for you.? you loser.
LADIES AND FRIENDS IN BLOGLAND ...HELP ME HERE WHAT ELSE DID YOU SEE THAT TURNS YOU OFF IN A PHOTO ON A PROFILE , SHARE WITH US PLEASE .
saskia, goddess of love and the kitchen , or maybe love in the kitchen...