The Blog Plant.
Or Classica Bullereatum to give it it's Latin name is a plant like any other, although growing it into a full size scrub can be tricky. Most seeds must be planted into fertile soil & the Blog plant is no different other than the container has to be the blogs rather than a pot, some blog growers have tried to grow one using pot but they tend to fail at an early stage as the stem tends to wander off in all directions. The seed can be planted at any time but it's vital to remember that you have to nurture it so is best planted during the day or early evening , most growers like to add a little fertilizer to the mix, this is available in the form of easy to use emotions , but this is not essential & care must be taken as an overdose can lead to the plant being deleted at an early stage or worse the grower be banned from growing the plant for some time. Once germinated your plant will need loving care & attention, some growers talk to their own plant or play it music but in a lot of cases this leads to arrested development & in the case of music can bring on a severe attack of Slow Page Load disease which is usually fatal. Once your plant is showing signs of healthy growth it will surely attract pests, there are various ways of dealing with these attacks, if they leave deposits on the leaves of your plant it can be unsightly & in severe cases can lead to the demise of the entire plant, some prune off affected areas whilst others recommend just leaving them as they add colour, it's really a judgement call as to how serious a threat they are to your plant, in the most serious of infection it may be necessary to call in pest control moderators in order that the outbreak doesn't spread to other plants. So if you've managed to overcome all the pitfalls your plant is now growing nicely & covered in colourful flowers which in case of the Blog plant are known as comments, no further pruning should be required & in the fullness of time your plant can in some cases be moved to a lower page number on the most commented shelf & you can sit back & enjoy the fruits of your labour. Of course not all growers will be happy with your plant no matter what variety you've grown & you will hear some mumbling in the background, however I've found it best to ignore this & let these growers get on with growing their own Sad Old Git Plants.A plant with teeth
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Bet the shovels get taken most so that people can have a good dig!---- IMAGE REMOVED because photobucket.com no longer allows embedded images ----
Can it be mass produced? We may need it. I heard that scientists have managed to crossbreed a piranha with with a poisoned ivy and some of the seeds were stolen from their labs; heaven only knows what will happen when they take root here.
By the way, did you notice who left us and took his plants with him? Wonder why?
That should do fine for the smaller growths.
There are an awful lot of soil sports about.
I'll be waiting at the bus stop or in the bush...
Make sure you clean up your mess!!
I love having a good dig don't you.
But being a lady I like to keep it clean.
hmmmm.... here...
Yeeeeees ... I will I will...
Yeah.
That's just finish with parasites...
Ah,,,ha,,,
rain and really did go at 20:00 and few minutes
COOL!
Although it's so nice to see your flowers.
I ask this very innocently
Do you ask about Bush pruning because your Bush needs pruning?
I know you have been having trouble with handymen recently renovating your premises.
my mother - in - lawthe piranha family.Simmo... Simmo, there are several ways I can take your question... but suffice to say I have professional pruners.
As for the handymen, well let's just say ... while the saga is ongoing, I am dealing with it.
...and after repairit looks like this
ABI hi
Abi you like flowers... so...
That is a beautiful photo you have shared.
Listen, this uncertainty is driving me crazy. I must know now! Are we; or are we not?