The Blog Plant.
Or Classica Bullereatum to give it it's Latin name is a plant like any other, although growing it into a full size scrub can be tricky. Most seeds must be planted into fertile soil & the Blog plant is no different other than the container has to be the blogs rather than a pot, some blog growers have tried to grow one using pot but they tend to fail at an early stage as the stem tends to wander off in all directions. The seed can be planted at any time but it's vital to remember that you have to nurture it so is best planted during the day or early evening , most growers like to add a little fertilizer to the mix, this is available in the form of easy to use emotions , but this is not essential & care must be taken as an overdose can lead to the plant being deleted at an early stage or worse the grower be banned from growing the plant for some time. Once germinated your plant will need loving care & attention, some growers talk to their own plant or play it music but in a lot of cases this leads to arrested development & in the case of music can bring on a severe attack of Slow Page Load disease which is usually fatal. Once your plant is showing signs of healthy growth it will surely attract pests, there are various ways of dealing with these attacks, if they leave deposits on the leaves of your plant it can be unsightly & in severe cases can lead to the demise of the entire plant, some prune off affected areas whilst others recommend just leaving them as they add colour, it's really a judgement call as to how serious a threat they are to your plant, in the most serious of infection it may be necessary to call in pest control moderators in order that the outbreak doesn't spread to other plants. So if you've managed to overcome all the pitfalls your plant is now growing nicely & covered in colourful flowers which in case of the Blog plant are known as comments, no further pruning should be required & in the fullness of time your plant can in some cases be moved to a lower page number on the most commented shelf & you can sit back & enjoy the fruits of your labour. Of course not all growers will be happy with your plant no matter what variety you've grown & you will hear some mumbling in the background, however I've found it best to ignore this & let these growers get on with growing their own Sad Old Git Plants.A plant with teeth
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I must endorse you. It is such a delightful plant when it is well tended. And it bears such sweet fruit if you can keep the pestilence away.
Know to take over if not pruned regularly. Mind you some of these need Roundup.
Here i am in all my glory.
Aren't I lovable.
Posted tongue in cheek,to be taken whichever way you like.
Nothing nicer than a patch of wild flowers and weeds all getting along together.
Everything on this earth is here for a reason.
Bit of a crosspatch methinks.
I'm normally a bright little bloomer.
So true...
A very good read.
Thank you
Bill and Ben the flower pot men and even Mary who is quite contrary seem to have found a way to get among your prized
daffa(dills).
Keep up with weeding Zman otherwise all the (roots) will keep spreading into the picture perfect garden of Eden.
I don't know much about plants the only green thumb I have is for money
As for the Poison Ivy, to the colour blind it might have a tinge of red mixed in.
I guess it doesnt matter how careful one is, their garden will soon have weeds mixing with the Geraniums.
Still we can only keep nurturing our plants, watering them, tending to them and do what we can to keep the manure away from the "blog" plant.
Thats the problem with insecticides, they only kill "most" pests.
NOT all pests.
Im off to the great slumber party.
Back on line again at last. I've been having very bad connectivity for the last few days. But back to chemical substances again, they also kill a lot of other very delightful creatures like geckos, butterflies, lady bugs and what all. The must be some biological way to kill off these pestilence.
No hidden agendas and ulterior motives here, girl. We're talking straight gardening.
I'm going to water the flowers...
Thank you for reminding me Zman.
Don't take umbrage if I doubt your gardening abilities as your "Classica Bullereatum" just died and went to the great garden in the sky.
Hi all
Hi Del, not seen you for a very long time.
Very good blog Z, I hope this will encourage many to do some gardening (weeding) and save the planet.
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What a great Idea.