What can I blog about tonight?......

MMMMM……..MMMMMMM……MMMMMMM………
confused confused dunno dunno help

confused confused dunno dunno help

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It’s very hard nowadays to come up with fresh ideas…………
I can’t write about being “taken out of context” that might imply that I am trying to stir up trouble,
I can’t write about how “sometimes we have to lie” that might imply I am calling people lairs or defending others.
I can’t write about a gentleman’s club, that will keep the ladies away.
I can’t write about history, that might mean I’m opening up old wounds.
I can’t write about colours, some may think that has a hidden meaning.
I can’t write about friends, that might make some uncomfortable that are not my friends.
But I can write about Scammers,
I can write about how my ex is a jerk,
I can write about should suicide be legal, Legalizing murder mmmmm
I can write about is anyone here real?
But we have many of those types of blogs already,
I know, I can just go from blog to blog and leave comments on everyone else’s blogs, that should imply that I like them,

Or I can just stay away from the blogs.

So much for writing some light-hearted (hopefully) humorous blogs about everything and nothing.

It seems that some here think that there are hidden messages in what I write and those hidden messages are about them.
That’s it, maybe I should write about egos, NAH, then they would think that was about them as well, god knows there egos are bigger than a blue whale.
lightbulb lightbulb lightbulb lightbulb

That’s it, I’ll write about a blue whale,
Surely no one can be offended by that, …..surely………maybe………
dunno dunno
Ok here goes,

applause cheering banana dancing peace yay
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Comments (37)

Hi Simmo, handshake

"imagine swimming along for miles and miles", sorry Simmo, I can't imagine.laugh

Are you comparing me to a big mouth Whale? laugh

You could also post non controversial blogs.

- I am bored

- I am lonely

- Nobody wants me

- I am a nice guy, please PM me

The list is too long, I leave it up to your imagination. cheers
Dela,
I dont who it was that said you have no sense of humour,
but seriously, you crack me up.
You are indeed a funny man.
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The list you provide is already being written about, and knowing my luck, i would be accused of plagiarism......frustrated frustrated
Hi Simmo!

They say if the shoe fits...

Back to the topic.

- Heart is as big as a small car (VW beetle for example).


This convinced me you must be a blue whale... hug
Chocheta
I would narly go as far as to say, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me about me.
blushing blushing blushing

About the heart bit i meant. doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
hug Back at ya.
I am so sorry Simmo, I am pretty lazy for reading your blog completely..
so I just want to drop this video for you.
I hope it would be a nice hijacked for your bloggrin

peace dancing
You can write about talking trees too.. That's a very interesting topic.. applause
Good morning from Ireland, wave wishing you all a good day.

No hidden meaning in that Simmo I'm afraid. dunno
francie2013
Thank you
Thats my favourite song just at the moment.
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I hear you roargrin coolhug wine
KN.
lovely to see you again.
And i'm not hiding from you any more.......blushing blushing
Simmo I have to leave for work now, but hoping your blog is still there when I come back
All the bestthumbs up
This blog has no hidden meanings or agendas and is not intended to be about anyone living or dead, members or past members.

So why did you pick on Whales.rolling on the floor laughing
zman
and no doubt it will be a best commented on seller as well...................
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i'm not going to sleep tonight for fear the elves may show up again.
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India
i had just finished writing a reply to you, well it was more like me opening my heart to you when, "poof" like magic it had gone.
confused confused
I too hope this hangs around long enough to get out of diapers.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jeez, what did I do that you feel the need to hide? blushing laugh

I'm not in danger of getting rolled back into the sea when I go for a walk on the beach btw. snooty
KN
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ouch.......
now i think that is a gag i may have mentioned to you a long time ago.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I would never hide from you.
I was trying to say, i am not going to be in hiding any more.....
anyway,
tis always lovely to see you here.
Aw hiding behind a tree is uncool.. Hmmp. Then about Christmas then.. I love Christmas! cheering
Thanks Simmo, good to see you, too, on the blogs. wave

Better get back to work! blues
NMT
well it is only 6 tuesdays until christmas.
maybe i should get in early with a christmas tale.
And i may just dedicate it to you.
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KN,
work work work makes KN a dull girl....
get out and play a little.
By the way, are you still buzzing like a bee.......dunno
Simmo, I must say your blog has changed my perception of Whales completely, from now on when I see a shot on TV of a whale blowing I'll no longer being going WOW but ooooh what a pong doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
giggle Love all the comments. Delightful blog! laugh
Zman,
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well i am glad that i have been able to in some small way alter your life.
for the better i hope.
Mate, i am about to retire for the night.
Whats the odds of me being able to add to this when i wake up.
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take care and no hidden innuendos, or attacks on anyone please.
that is for all the blog readers out there.
catch you all next time.
wave wave yawn sleep yawn sleep
Chocheta
tis just the way my luck runs.
you go and hide and resurface as i am about to depart.
How is a man to win your heart over if you keep disappearing and only reappear when i am about to enter dreamland.
moping moping moping kiss hug
no!!! how about... do you think i look cute in this? or just some random things of facebook, like what doesn't kill you makes you stronger( lie)laugh or about getting some apples in buckets then,further it makes no sense! all these statements are true with hidden messages of courselaugh
Keeping you on your toes Simmo! G'nite wave
A very good day to you, my dear friend Simmo.
I trust you had a good night's rest and a peaceful day so far.
May the force farce be with you.!rolling on the floor laughing
Write about non related items like say
Owls, Pyramids, an Eye, Aliens, Global warming and perhaps some religion.
surly no one would misconstrued those issues into something bad dunno
Hello dear Simmo

I am not long in from work this evening , and have just seen your blog
How are you today ? hug
Oh great, i lose about 85 kg and still get called a blue whale. Pffff
Happy
I am to be on my best behaviour now, seems that people read hidden messages and think i have hidden innuendos in my blogs.
Yet those that plainly do, get to stay, never mind.such is life.

NON,
what a great idea, think i'll become the David Attenborough of CS, i'll do nature and wildlife blogs.
Then again, maybe not.
Teddy,
doh doh doh doh
And i bet you feel a different man with all that weight gone.
I should say Congratulations on that.
As for this blog being about you,
You know better than that, i'd never waste my time writing about you......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Stay good my friend.cheers

S4T
I am well thank you,
And always feel better when i see you around.
now are you going to tell us all how your "date" went the other night.....laugh laugh doh
thankyou Simmo

and I too always feel better when I see you posting a blog hug

Honestly. I genuinely had no date last Saturday night ..

i'm still young (ish ) free and single flirty laugh
S4T
well best the boys and i see what we can do about that.
We just may have to get some help from the irish lads, (non- Ravensgold) and some others and just set you up on a date of your life.
Maybe a double date, you and KN.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
No need to thank me, it's the least i can do for someone as beautiful as you two.......doh hug
No need ... thankyou so much for caring ....but i'm a hopeless case Simmo blues moping laugh

I've given up !

What about you ? any romance on the horizon over there on the other side of this world ?? :-)

Let's talk dolphins ! I love dolphins grin hug
S4T
i dont know a single person who doesnt like/love Dolphins.
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As for my love life,
Yeah right, and your next joke is......doh
I'm more than a lost cause, no body is sending out the search party to look for me.
In fact they keep telling to go furtherm in to the darkness.....laugh laugh laugh doh
Serenity4Two and Simmo
If it could cheer you up a bit, I found my Jenny shortly after i gave up on finding someone.
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