zmountainman
zmountainman
Motril, Andalusia, Spain
Jan 2014
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That came as a shock!

When it comes to profile pictures I suspect most of us weed out the ones we don't like or show some feature we're not fond of & pick ones that seem right to us, whereas our friends might say " That's good one of you" we look at it & think YUK doh We're probably the worse judges of our own pictures as we are after all used to seeing ourselves in reverse from looking in a mirror, therefore not used to seeing the real us, because of this the person we meet on a date is highly unlikely to look anything like their profile picture and I'm sure some of us can relate to that, so imagine my surprise when I turned up for a date with a lady member & she looked just like her profile picturewow

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nonsmoker
nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Jan 15, 2014●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
#41
The conversation was saved buy the fact she had a lot of experiance to draw upon doh roll eyes
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#42
Non, it was certainly different, never been out with a girl whose face you could copyright laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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nonsmoker
nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Jan 15, 2014●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
#43
dunno Where would you go to get said standards.
Does Government have a department for such issues. laugh
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Welela
Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway
Jan 15, 2014●2,822 Comments
#44
I can see why you are so shocked Z-man. Poor guy going on a date with a lady who looks like she is drained of ever drop of blood in her body. Did you check her neck for bite marks? rolling on the floor laughing wow
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Dedovix
Dedovix●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia
Jan 15, 2014●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments
#45
Zee, thank God its a short blog...grin

I don`t dare to meet anyone in real life until I had a few plastic surgeries ...
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Jan 15, 2014●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#46
handshake Zman, I had a date with one of 'those' before...love Must say her body was to die for...sigh cheers laugh
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#47
Wel. of course may not be a ghost but a vampire uh oh wow laugh
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#48
Bob, this blog was prepared under the new CS guideline - No blog or article should be longer than Dedovix's shlong professor PS I kept it short just in case as we don't have the exact measurement yet laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh beer
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#49
Luke if Welela is right & they are vampires you may well die for it wow OK not for long as you'll soon come back as one of them uh oh laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
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Welela
Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway
Jan 15, 2014●2,822 Comments
#50
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Z-man, good one. I can see Lukeon as a vampire in my mind. No problem...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Jan 15, 2014●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#51
You guys are scaring me...uh oh laugh
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#52
Luke, you're looking a bit pale there uh oh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Welela
Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway
Jan 15, 2014●2,822 Comments
#53
Well, my mouth is shot in this matter, but I have a clue to who it might be...wink laugh
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Jan 15, 2014●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#54
I thought Count Dracula's code of conduct was to 'Kiss and NOT tell' dunno confused
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Jan 15, 2014●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#55
@ Minerva, hope you did't receive this intel direct from the aliens mouth...wow Cos you look a lil 'shaky' as wellconversing rolling on the floor laughing
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Simmo1
Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Jan 15, 2014●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments
#56
Zman
The advantage of dating a lady with looks like that is
You would be able to see straight through her if she was lying. confused
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#57
Simmo, that's true & you could probably get away with one ticket at the cinema as they probably wouldn't notice her going in laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
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Simmo1
Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Jan 15, 2014●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments
#58
Well at least you have proof of having a date.
It's all there, sorry SHE'S all there in black and white.
No grey areas at all. rolling on the floor laughing comfort doh
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#59
Simmo laugh rolling on the floor laughing would you believe that's actually a full colour picture laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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musicfreak
musicfreak●Paradise City, British Columbia Canada
Jan 15, 2014●896 Comments
#60
@Cat haha! I don't think so! My pics are always recent ones anyways!laugh
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Simmo1
Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Jan 15, 2014●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments
#61
It actually looks like a X-Ray.
I will admit, it was nice to see her dress up for the occasion though.
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KNenagh
KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland
Jan 15, 2014●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments
#62
All I can say is lucky you Z, I didn't recognise everyone from their profile photo.

Your date has a spotless skin. wow
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 15, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#63
KN, well if she ever gets a spot she just rubs it out a rubber, that's an eraser for the members from the states wow laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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musicfreak
musicfreak●Paradise City, British Columbia Canada
Jan 16, 2014●896 Comments
#64
@Simmo Nope! I think you're confused! It was the other way around. I was suppose to date anyone and you date no one!

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Calleis
Calleis●Vienna, Austria
Jan 16, 2014●4 Blogs●1,289 Comments
#65
Zman, where can I get such an eraser? dunno roll eyes
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 16, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#66
Calleis, these should keep you going for a while laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave

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Calleis
Calleis●Vienna, Austria
Jan 16, 2014●4 Blogs●1,289 Comments
#67
Oh thanks, Zman! You can be a real nice guy! smitten
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Calleis
Calleis●Vienna, Austria
Jan 16, 2014●4 Blogs●1,289 Comments
#68
Forget about the vampires! It was just a bad dream.. laugh devil
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Calleis
Calleis●Vienna, Austria
Jan 16, 2014●4 Blogs●1,289 Comments
#69
Trust me!! laugh
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 16, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#70
Calleis, isn't that what Dracula says to all the ladies before a bite at lunchtime uh oh wow laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Crighton
Crighton●wellington, Wellington New Zealand
Jan 17, 2014●6 Comments
#71
occasionally they do match up!
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zmountainman
zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jan 17, 2014●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#72
Crighton , glad to hear that thumbs up beer
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