Romance
ROMANCE> >> An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
> >> asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
> >>
> >> She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.."
> >> Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
> >> back to sleep.
> >>
> >> A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.."
> >>
> >> Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and
> >> settled down to sleep.
> >>
> >> Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."
> >>
> >> Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
> >>
> >> "Where are you going?" she asked..
> >>
> >> "To get my teeth!"
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good one, thanks!