A Busload of Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.

A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

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wave Gj: Shame Is Upon You
rolling on the floor laughing They sound worse that a lawyer...laugh thumbs up cheers
Angel, what shame?rolling on the floor laughing
Luke, most of them are lawyers before they become politicians!beer
Sad to say but not here, here you just need to be an excellent con man and your corruption skills honed on site.laugh
Hello gentlejim, good laugh for me, although the sheriff himself? lolol I wrote you a congratulations on your project with your Filipina girl. Good luck and God Bless you.

Hi butterfly my friend...nice to see you, as always..

lj
lawyers good start,too.
Hee Hee

Good one GJ!!
Thanks L J.thumbs up I appreciate your comment on my Filipina situation! My Filipina lady is very nice, loving, thoughtful! My children like her very much!

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Butterflies, what don't you get about the joke? Oh ok, you started drinking earlier. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm doh
Did you bring your kids and meet her? Or is she there with you already? Like I said, Jim, I was married for 28 years but met him here in the US, however, I introduced about more than 10 already of my relatives and friends, and so far, all of them are still married, after 15 years together.

It works Jim, and I informed some of my friends children to join in, but unfortunately, they said, Philippines is blocked?

But yes, my congratulations for you..Please let us be posted with good progress like Funlaugh, if you don't mind..

Thanks again..

lj
L J, I met her at the airport in Chicago! No kids. My kids really like her! I have 4 daughters and they accept her well. My son had a welcome party for her! Good to go here!

Tonight, she is making Pancit, a Filipino dish! Her first Filipino meal she has cooked!

Thank you for your interest Lindsey!handshake wine
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