Relationship Tips!

1)Find a man who can make you laugh
2)Find a man who has a good job and can cook
3)Find a man who is honest
4)Find a man who will pamper you with gifts and a soft kiss
5)Find a man who is awesome on bed

6)Most important of all,it is very important that you never meet this 5 in 1 so find 5 men in 5 times.



We should put our all old folks in prison
They would get better 3 meals daily shower,access to PC, workout in gym libraries, and they get medical medical facilities when ever needed.

We should put criminals in nursing homes
They have cold meals , 2 showers a week,and lights are turn off 7 pm,they live in a smaller room and donate whole pension, they get medical attention after millions of times nagging and complaining, even if they get medical facilities bill of own risk arrives even before recover from illness.
Share this if you also feel insane to treat prisoners better than elders!

Have a good time friend Adios I am on my way to the Airport!
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Oh my hat Zeu, that's all I can say,,,have an awesome holiday!dancing dog
@cat see emoticons above. ..grin
@ Zeurich - So what do you do if you find all these men in one package..... dunno ... you can't separate them, Girl..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Have a pleasent flight... just don't fly MH.... scold


.... grin hug wine
Zeu,
uh oh I don't need a man, to make me laugh. I can do that, at cs. laugh rolling on the floor laughing
applause Heyyy! ItsColdinPitts;............hug
Miclee!!!!
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Z, wave Soooooo lovely to see you applause :applause
Enjoyed your blog... and was thinking, my X had all those 5 qualities .. so beggars the question why we aren`t together anymore... I wore him out I guess confused He had a major breakdown and totally lost the plot, but he had been a great guy until then. So there are some around.cheering cheering

Angel.. always good to see your lovely face hug

Hello to everyone else too hope you are all having a wonderful day, evening what ever time it is where you are yay yay
innocent Wallop;............hug
Val, just saw you.. gorgeous lady, hope you are having a super day hug teddybear Love you
So what mischief you been getting up to Angel angel? laugh

Val, its your new picture which by the way is REALLY GOOD!!! I keep not recognising you hug
drinking Wallop;
Oh! Nothing at all. I am just hanging out, Laughing on cs. I don't need a men to make me laugh. I can do that, on cs....laugh


Zeu.;
Are you here in the usa yet? confused
Hello Wallops and Angel, thanx Wallops, just using this picture for a couple of days, it was taken on the weekend just so Mimi could see me with my hair up.dancing dog dancing dog dancing dog
Val;
uh oh Where is Mimi?
Angel I know you don`t need a man to make you laugh laugh
You make us smile though with all your funnies on here yay Always brighten up a blog laugh

Could just eat one of Mimi`s cupcakes right now.. wish she would bob along with a few.. Mmmmmmmmm just thinking ... what flavour I could fancy..daydream chocolate grin daydream white chocolate with raspberries .. BIG grin daydream orange chocolate with real choc pieces in grin... the choice is endless yay
Hope she is making those cupcakes Angel ... sure am missing her and them crying blues
Angel, silly man also likes the picture you chose, so I will have to use that one again!dancing dog crazy dancing dog
Looking very GLAM Val.. shimmy teddybear
Val;
crazy I am smart!
dancing When will you learn that!
Angel, I'm worried about Mimi, haven't seen her last night, nor all day today,,,,,hope she didn't fly anywhere with MHrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Miclee was just giggling at your comment above... SO FUNNY laugh laugh

Eh, thought you were taking us all out for a spin in your new mode of transport transport yay yay yay
Yes...I know I've put that one on this blog before. I just like doing it cuz it's kinda cool.
Also have to make sure y'all know perfection IS out there...Oh YEAH! super
dancing I am stepping out!
Got to get the things, for the homemade ice cream, today.....thumbs up
Ladies ladies, what can I say, you either have it or you don't???yay banana yay
wow You making us ALL some homemade ice cream angel angel
kind of you applause applause
Safe trip zeurich. And hi to everyone. I agree with the last part of the blog, why do criminals get treated better than the elderly, shame on our countries for letting this happen banana Republic
:transport

@Wallops. ..we DID take that spin! Had to zap ya with that memory erasing thingy...you know... like in "Men In Black".
Rules ARE rules, you know! Pity, really. You were VERY impressed. smitten grin
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue Miclee, I wondered why I kept having lapses in my brain confused dunno wasn`t sure what was happening doh

Glad I was VERY IMPRESSED though .. you were obviously a very good tour guide and spun us all very well... no doubt with your wit and charm kiss yay
Wallop;
doh Naw! It is just for me.
comfort Sorry!
I'll be gone for awhile. Have fun, y'all!

tip hat................................................... super
wave Miclee;
Stop by my house. And pick me up!
Angel wants to tag along Miclee.. your not going to refuse a lady are you? yay

Have fun and behave yourself transport joy cartwheel
Wallop;
scold Yesterday! My neighbor talked about my voice.
He say:
You sound like a creole. I said! I am 50 % Creole. And 50% Native American Indian.


He say: You don't sound like a Native American Indian. You sound like a creole.
So! What part, He didn't understand?....laugh
Or Maybe i should have two voices.....rolling on the floor laughing

Imma ask the doctor about that!.......uh oh
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I am not sure Angel dunno Do you think he might be deaf or something confused

Now what is it you said you were... LATIN!!!!? laugh laugh laugh laugh

Oooooops think I forgot to clean my ears today uh oh
I'm just about able to cope with one guy Zeurich. laugh

He'd better be a very special kind of guy. daydream
Zeurich applause applause applause

I'm sure you'd have a blast during your holidays! Take care and give Mimi a kiss and a hug from Aunty Mimi ok?

Oh btw, I need a man who has only 3 out of the 5 qualities stated above. Which 3?? I'm not telling! giggle giggle giggle

hug teddybear bouquet
Val and Angel! WoW wow My absence was noticed! I'm touched hug hug

Val, I love the way you pinned up your hair! Lovely! smitten

Angel, don't foget my share of those home-made vanilla ice-cream ok? smitten

Well, anybody else missed me?? moping
Or my cupcakes??? grin
wave Mimi;
My neighbor is fixing the ice cream for me. In my ice cream maker.
Ok Angel...let's be honest here, very very honest in fact...

Would I be getting some of those yummy ice-cream later?!?!?! conversing
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