Wink Wink
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal.
You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative here has a highly visible position,
and I'm afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.
I'm truly sorry, but we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really ? Great ! Show me !"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms:
red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms;
finally, at the bottom of his pocket, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and almost immediately stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company,
and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country !"
"Womanizing ? What do you mean ? I'm a happily married man !"
"Well then, how do you explain all those condoms ?"
"Oh, that," he sighed.
"Well, have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked them for aspirin ?"
I just wanted to add, that I've had some experience with Brazilian women.
When an American woman shows interest, she often smiles at you.
But, I've noticed that Brazilian women wink instead.
It's quite effective, because it stands out.
You notice it right away.
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Comments (5)
And?....
Or a men's eye!
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thank to made my morning day....