Its never funny

when you break a bone, I broke my knee the other week.

A broken kneecap happens if the small bone called the (patella) that rests above the front of the joint breaks. barf

It really was painful and I went unconscious in the ambulance.
Eventually when I came round I was lying on a gurney, my leg had been placed in a cast and elevated . The Doctor said I had been quite lucky and had quite a bad break he pointed to the bright light wall and said my x-ray was very explicit.

I looked to the wall to see what I can only describe as about ten student
Nurses all quite attractive too may I add. They were all nodding intently, gasping each other and groaning low moans. As I eventually saw my x-ray through a gap in the group of beauties it had become clear why they were all fussing and looking at me so intently wow

You can copy and paste the link below to see the x-ray. I wouldn't post it as some of the ladies or even gents of CS may find it to graphic.

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Comments (73)

How did you get a hold of MY x ray pictures guv,nor.....laugh laugh laugh Brilliant old chap... A much needed chuckle..conversing cheers
Bragger!!doh
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
if you want the other call me laugh
twazzle,
Glad I cheered you up. laugh
Cat,
wine have a good day Pal.
jarred,
Hope all is going well in your part of the world today Pal.
How are the monkey's doing laugh
nonsmoker he is playing outside whit the other monkeys and i playing here laugh thumbs up
ok I saw the link,so tell me ,are you on crutches,plaster or using a stick: .?crying:
Did you find all the pain killers they gave you made you a bit horse dunno laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
ZmanI think all those painkillers have made him drowsy ....
so no answer
Niayana,
Don't worry The doctor said I would be ok so long as I keep the swelling down... laugh
Good recoverybouquet
Zman.
LOL, no pain killers just downers to keep me from getting excited laugh
nozeal,
Dont worry I will be UP again in no time at all.. hug
Never mind comfort you should be fit for your next big outing professor The Grand National banana laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Hi Nonrolling on the floor laughing laugh
how did you break the knee?!conversing
Hope youre Big break wont affect you too much at the grand national guv,nor....And hopefully the going will be Firm..bouquet I think.
Rapture,
I can feel my blood pressure rising, is it hot in here wink
Non...mind that knee of yours laugh dancing
nozeal,

It was a bad dismount that did it..
All the pain has not been able to keep you down or the 'swelling'
twazzle
Its a hard to keep a good man down wink

rapturecapture,
I will try keep it up laugh
Niayana,

Its the itch that cant be scratched that drives me mad doh laugh
Non...you have an extra big (patella) bone rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Well ! The fracture is on your leg and not on your hand....
Nonsmokie
Aww! Shucks buck....comfort

For what's it worth to you!
I have at least 2 of those bones. I tell you what!
applause You Can Buy One Of Mines From Me!

For The Right Price Of Course. So! How about it?....popcorn

$7000 Baby!...bouquet
See non, Angels here with all your answers.. All you need is the money!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Im sure that MrNonsmoke has what it takes to make it Big in a different industry..banana laugh
Rapture,
Whats mine is yours wine laugh
Twazz.
Yes! If he has the money. He can have a fixed bone...rolling on the floor laughing
I like a woman that can handle the purse stringsangel laugh
Niayana,
Yes it is my leg wink
Angel,
Those are very high rates. wow
Do you take butter vouchers,
Raven,
I'll get there eventually laugh
Ouch...rolling on the floor laughing laugh grin
Gawd bless you Angel...teddybear Willing to help the good man out with his Bone...laugh There is a place reserved in heaven for you..bouquet
rapture,

Your making my recovery very hard. innocent
Hi DC
did you see my x-ray
Do you think acupuncture could help laugh
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