Pick up lines
When contacting someone new, I always seem to have difficulty deciding what to write as my opening gambit, especially if in the persons profile there is nothing specific to refer too.What kind of pick up text attracts your attention sufficiently for you to reply?
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Well look on the bright side, at least your not going to have any Pitter patter of little feet.
Awwwwww shucks! I've gone all shy!
see this the way to go!
Hmmmmm.. tell me more, are you going to mop my brow or whisper sweetly in my ear?
Lucy and Solly, sitting in a tree - I forget the rest, but it's all good clean fun. Er - don't let that put you off -
"Lucy and Solly, sitting in a tree" ... who is it that is stung by a bee?..... next line someone please.
Pleased to entertain...
A smart woman never buys a car without test driving it first.
"unless someone gets their stinger out!"
Oh! spare me, not another woman with a stinging tongue!
In my best "John Wayne" voice....
Say Gal, you sure know how to worry a man.
Blame "Piece" she started it
"A smart woman never buys a car without test driving it first"
I'm a demo model, you can loan me for the weekend.
"I'll be gentle....I promise."... Thats good as my motor needs running in.
Dont worry about the gas, I'm all electric and fully charged for greater milage
Most of the time. I just say;
I been looking for you! All my life. ...
so I wrote GOT CAT she replied go one too!
Wow!.... Did they run a mile after reading that comment?
Never mind batting your eyelashes, but the time you see what I've got under the hood, your eyes'll be poppin.
Piece... if you want to come along for the ride your welcome, I'm sure Lucy would love some company
Never mind batting your eyelashes, but the time you see what I've got under the hood, your eyes'll be poppin.
Piece... if you want to come along for the ride your welcome, I'm sure Lucy would love some company
Piece, you're obsessed with that mountain! Lucy strikes me as a very sure-footed lady
Over 'n out for now
Piece!!
This cannons the rapid fire type.... and smoking hot!
"Hopefully, there's a sturdy headboard"
Its for the acceleration, to stop the whiplash
Dont worry, there is something rock hard and sturdy to hang on too.
Gone now, all of you have a good evening