Pick up lines

When contacting someone new, I always seem to have difficulty deciding what to write as my opening gambit, especially if in the persons profile there is nothing specific to refer too.

What kind of pick up text attracts your attention sufficiently for you to reply?
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Lucy and Sol.
Elig...

Well look on the bright side, at least your not going to have any Pitter patter of little feet.
Lucy...


Awwwwww shucks! I've gone all shy!
Not going to have any squeaking of bedsprings, either moping


see this the way to go!rolling on the floor laughing
Sol, allow me to reassure you....please!!! laugh
Lucy...

Hmmmmm.. tell me more, are you going to mop my brow or whisper sweetly in my ear?
Lucy rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing shimmy cartwheel

Lucy and Solly, sitting in a tree - I forget the rest, but it's all good clean fun. Er - don't let that put you off - laugh
Elegs...
"Lucy and Solly, sitting in a tree" ... who is it that is stung by a bee?..... next line someone please.
Sol this. is getting like an episode of Last of the summer wine hehe hloved that btw)laugh
I don't think a bee comes into it - unless someone gets their stinger out!! Oh I am bad!!devil
Love...

Pleased to entertain...
Elegs, re: marriage
A smart woman never buys a car without test driving it first.

laugh
Lucy - you are a smart woman! wow
Piece....
"unless someone gets their stinger out!"

Oh! spare me, not another woman with a stinging tongue!
Lucy...

In my best "John Wayne" voice....

Say Gal, you sure know how to worry a man.
Elegs...

Blame "Piece" she started it
Lucy...
"A smart woman never buys a car without test driving it first"

I'm a demo model, you can loan me for the weekend.
I'd love that, Sol...but maybe one day at a time just to be sure you don't run out of gas.
Lucy...

"I'll be gentle....I promise."... Thats good as my motor needs running in.

Dont worry about the gas, I'm all electric and fully charged for greater milage
Sol.
Most of the time. I just say;
I been looking for you! All my life. ...snowman2
Flippin' heck!!! A fully charged electric cannon!!! Lucy, I hope those snow shoes are as good as you say they are!! You need to brace yourself girl!! super
I used Angels line "Got Dog" the girl replied she didnt like dogs moping

so I wrote GOT CAT she replied go one too!grin
Hopefully, there's a sturdy headboard, Piece!!! rolling on the floor laughing
Lucy, in SA we called men like Sola solar-powered. And he lives in a sunny country! Girl, you're in for the test drive of the century. blushing
Angel...

Wow!.... Did they run a mile after reading that comment?
Never mind the headboard - it's you getting pushed off that mountain that I'm worried about!!rolling on the floor laughing
Lucy...

Never mind batting your eyelashes, but the time you see what I've got under the hood, your eyes'll be poppin.

Piece... if you want to come along for the ride your welcome, I'm sure Lucy would love some company
Lucy...

Never mind batting your eyelashes, but the time you see what I've got under the hood, your eyes'll be poppin.

Piece... if you want to come along for the ride your welcome, I'm sure Lucy would love some company
Love - sounds like a fairly hard-working conversation. Did things pick up a bit from there?


Piece, you're obsessed with that mountain! Lucy strikes me as a very sure-footed lady dunno
Things getting very louche here, time for respectable types like me to head for the hills snooty

Over 'n out for now laugh
Wooooooowwwwwwww!!! Is that cannon double-barreled?!!!!heart beating heart beating heart beating
Thanks, Elegs...solar powered, you say! Well...it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men!

laugh Piece!!
Piece..

This cannons the rapid fire type.... and smoking hot!
Lucy...
"Hopefully, there's a sturdy headboard"

Its for the acceleration, to stop the whiplash
Not TOO rapid I hope Sol!!!lips lips devil
oh my...Hopefully, there's something for moi to hang on to....besides the headboard.

laugh
Dinners ready... gotta go.
Oh Lucy - seriously - I am falling off the chair laughing!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Lucy....

Dont worry, there is something rock hard and sturdy to hang on too.

Gone now, all of you have a good evening
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