Vote for Hillary.
You don't want to vote for that nasty Trump chap & his typical alpha male lewd comments toward women, answer yes to the simple questions on this check list & tick the box for Hillary
Take no notice of those tyrants in Russia who today have said a vote for Hillary will result in full scale nuclear war, they don't run the world, their opinion is worthless 
Answer yes to these simple election questions and Hillary is the obvious choice -
You love American foreign policy from the current government & want to see more of those brutal democratically elected dictators overthrown, after all it worked out so well in Iraq, Libya & Syria, those dictators do nothing but keep those lovable rouge Islamic radicals under control.
Like Moscow the government has built fallout shelters for the entire population of Washington.
Washington has practised evacuating 40 million people in a 3 part practice for nuclear war just this week.
The American government has recalled back to the states all family members of it citizens working abroad in preparation for what comes next.
You're happy the US government has done a deal with Saudi Arabia to allow 8000 IS fighters to escape Mosul before it's retaken & move to fight in Syria.
You fully agree with America arming extremist rebel Muslim fighters as long as of course as they hate Assad & it's all done through 3rd countries so full deny ability is maintained.
So if you answered yes the choice is easy, vote Hillary for a more exciting world, & put a stop to Trump & his silly ideas about border controls & letting other countries sort out there own problems
Comments (45)
Say what? I must have slept through it. WHy didn't they tell me? Obviously I and the others not included in the rehearsal are on a Secret enemies list.
I think Uncle Sam should put out a contract for an American made AK-47 with the stipulation that only those unemployed for more than a year can be hired to work in the factory making them. Then of course we should load up C-130s with thousands of skids full of them, then paradrop them everywhere (with ammo of course). Into backwards countries like England, Germany, Spain, etc. as well as into most of Africa, the Mid East and Central America and Australia. There is so much repressed anger in those places. The American made AK-47s will help that vent. Best o all there will be no more need to build a wall on either the North or South because nothing will be moving in that direction.
Then in a year or two their ammo will run out and the noise will stop and we can just go around and take what we want. This will diffetr from the current situation because the ffolks that complain when we do that stuff will have been killed in the civil wars there and ig any ore left, well, they looked threatening. How were we to know their gun was empty>
The USA will still be the laughing stock of the world,poor people,jobless,wars etc.