The first teleport step taken At LAST

okay, only a photon but - the first manned flight was not particularly impressive. It would have been impossible to guess, watching the Wright brothers fly 120 feet in their first attempt in 1903, that Lindbergh would, in 1927, fly the Atlantic. Completely impossible to guess that Lindbergh would be a guest of honour watching Apollo 11 head to the moon in 1969.

So a photon this week could be a mammal in - how long?

I want to know when I can teleport from London to Edinburgh - an hour and a half, flying time, usually. Because yesterday I got to Stansted at 6 pm and I got to Edinburgh at 11 pm and I'm a bit bored with the conventional ways of getting from A to B.
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@ 0:30...

Mimi...Art banana banana

popcorn...drinking

cowboy
@ 2:42...

'Minimally trained __ ______* ' & 'Rude li'l man'
devil...devil
(They know who they are.)

*Note that I did not 'go there'. wink

cowboy
@ 2:35...

Dani (ably assisted by rbrt) expands horse whispering to include birds.
chicken blah blah

cowboy
@ 1:00...

GG &..........nerd

cowboy
@ 1:28...

head banger............& Aba

cowboy
@ 2:50...
daydream

Remember that time Butters put up her pic after she fell asleep on the tanning bed?

smile...yawn...sleep...blushing...sigh...jaw drop

And Wallops thought it was a pic of a monkey?

uh oh

Very insensitive. Awkward too.

cowboy
I tried to listen to it Mic, but it's country music moping
No need to listen, Molly! grin

Just turn off the sound & imagine what CSer/'couple' fits the pic.
It works better that way...no distracting music...country or otherwise.

shock
MOLLY!!!
You looked at a vid!.......cheers
You're REALLY on a roll this week!

cowboy
Just noticed...@ 1:00

GG annddd .....NIPS!

cowboy
Mic, because it was actually POSTED on the blog for once! doh


laugh
Mic, have you identified everyone on CS yet?

laugh
Molly, there's a treat in there for you. devil I forget exactly where but he's a fan of the number 3
Biff, I saw your comment on back hair, and resisted uh oh
rolling on the floor laughing good call


I need some videos on, hmm, brick laying, wiring, plumbing and perhaps tiling - any suggestions? There's a course I found but it cost a teeth-rattling £1300 for a week.

Ja well no fine
Biff, use the talents of people you already know wink
Yeah, I can't even get you to agree to come help paint.

So that's not going to work, now, is it?

And I will be the only person there 100% of the time. Time professor will be of the essence

Waste not a minute ...
I'll give you one day of painting. .. roll eyes
@ 1:57...

Scotty

cowboy
Mic you are now beginning to scare me. Are you going through that thing frame by frame? wow
And crazy.

I could use some help with her, too.

cowboy
lightbulb

@ 0:50...
That nut under the vehicle propped up by 2×4s?
He's not fixing the vehicle. scold

Ken propped the vehicle up so he'd have shade to unjam his latest gun...an original 1831 Tibetan .423 Flashenbanger.

Ken....check! writing

Yeah. I know. I'm reaching.
A drowning man will grab at a razor...as the saying goes.

I'll kill that micenstein's monster yet! devil

cowboy
doh

And Patti.
Gotta add Patti to the list.

sigh
bowing hijack sorry..beer
idea

@ 1:00....

We can pair her off with nips...along with free & GG
flirty flirty flirty...nerd

Lucky you, nips cheers
Good thing your pic's uglier'n homespun sin, eh?
Like that nerd in the vid. Maybe even more.

cowboy
Trans-Teleported yer Doctor! gift
Patti...check! writing

cowboy
Isn't -Nips ...Ian? rolling on the floor laughing

Naahh... I am not into sport cars. wine
Normally I try to reply to every comment but - Mic? rolling on the floor laughing

I think it would only be fair to share that year's free membership with you, hon. I can honestly say, hand on heart, I would never have got this far without you. wow

I really was trying to keep up, checking those references, and midnight came and went yawn and the next thing I knew sleep the sun was shining and I have a perfect impression of my keyboard on my cheek which will probably go away at some point ...

hug
Hey, Ash, no hijack at all, I'd made a comment (oh about 100 comments back rolling on the floor laughing) that the new Doctor was a guess-what - are you a fan too? yay

Thanks for posting the clip!
Good finds, Kal, wow although they're a little discouraging about my chances of achieving my next trip to London within the decade moping

So my next trip to Stansted will be the slightly more uncomfortable dragged-by-wild-horses option. mumbling
Good morning fellow-teleporters


Well, I use shanks mare, but it does get me from A to B grin
Top o' the mornin' to ye, did I get that right?

I prefer to ride too but not from the shanks stable - if God meant us to walk he wouldn't have domesticated horses professor
It's mine....it's all mine grin
Oooh oooh oooh one year's free membership coming up. And then I have to go teach

Lubs ya all group hug
Hehehehe!


No, you get the free membership as the OP


I get a Victoria's Secrets voucher grin
And a video to go with the theme


transport

BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER!

Ya pulled it off, Hoffa!

YouTube Galaxy Quest Theme

bowing

cowboy
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