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Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football GameA guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how...

Urban DictionarySometimes things have more than one meaning. I don't recommend that you go and look at the definitions of these words but if choose to do so, don't sa...

Doopelt Gemoopelt....Niederlandisch. Zicke Zacke Jupheidi....Schneidig ist die Infantrie. Aa...

Duppys and WitchesGrowing up as a boy we had many Duppy stories in Jamaica... But over the years I have alot people from all over the world. And surprisngly some hav...

I can’t hear youAn elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time...

My WifeA police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it o...

How many more Blogs?Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday...

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From Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My...

Expensive Failslol...

The place in the universe of forever floating traces...of your virtual actions. Damn it, let's pretend it never happened I might just stay here now that my prints are all over the shop...

This is a glimpse into our futures...One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't hav...

KanchoThis is a thing in Japan....

Swiss GuideSwiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving h...

Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own carThe other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day...

I don'tLike this at any time, As the big day is approaching I mean this valentine I am no where near to recieve atleast a small package of chocolates ne...

Looking For JesusAn Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river he proceeds to walk into the wate...

The Rooster"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathe...

Something to Brighten Your DayA Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoyin...

The Church GossipMildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members d...

The cool catFor all the people in the world!

An Evening At The Ballet Saw this ballet in Amsterdam ....

Anger management really works...I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I p...

The MotoristA motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police dep...

New car technology is a hoot.Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this technology/mercedes-aa-cl...

Kevinism...the not so rare teenage disease..Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car....

God's EmailOne day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one...

Bait Bike...

CongratulationsChina canceled one child policy and allows its citizens to produce more than one childrenes , new breeding season starts , congratulations China No...

New DriverMartin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them f...

Go to your room !In some countries women are sent to a hut for 7 days when they are on their menstruation, countries like India, Pakistan and Nepal, an accent Hindu tr...

People Will Do Anything lol...

FunniesInstead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do...