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Smile

SmileWhy did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!...

Gentlejim4936Jun 2018Jun 2018
miclee
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Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashians visit to the Whitehouse

Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."...

JimNastics72617Jun 2018Jun 2018
JimNastics
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For the writers on CS Evie nails it

For the writers on CS - Evie nails itIf you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious

Elegsabiff76315May 2018Aug 2018
UnFayzed
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Youre odd

You're odd !Your feet smell, while your nose runs. You park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway on your way to the store to buy jumbo shrimp. What the hell...

JimNastics4723May 2018May 2018
JimNastics
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Prognosis

PrognosisMorris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h...

Gentlejim5447May 2018May 2018
Gentlejim
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He's the only one that fits the bill.Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel,...

zmountainman2,79999May 2018May 2018
Elegsabiff
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t...

Gentlejim5266May 2018May 2018
Gentlejim
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The Latest Trump Scandal

The Latest Trump Scandal ?Satire from The Borowitz Report Public Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected...

JimNastics6483May 2018Jan 2019
Swamie
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smiles

smiles..................Life is........like online Love is.....like offline Heart is....pending worries are everyday...updating problems are always.....incomin...

dimplesimple4690May 2018May 2018
Bearwoman
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What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness

What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witnessMost funniest moment ever you witness how hard it made u laugh how did it make your day go and who u tell...

Trucker164670May 2018Go to Last Post

Coffee Talk -So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN Am I considerate or WHAT?!...

miclee629-May 2018May 2018
miclee
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Be honest or not i dont care

Be honest ...or not, i dont carehow many of you have a smoke after wanking...

Limun8006May 2018Jun 2019
usha123
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Today is my not birthday

Today is my not-birthday !Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older toda...

JimNastics6565May 2018May 2018
miclee
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Trump considers firing the word Subpoena

Trump considers firing the word SubpoenaSatire from The Borowitz Report Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell “Subpoena” By Andy Borowitz 11:50 A.M. WASHINGTON (The...

JimNastics6090May 2018Go to Last Post
Fnord

FnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnordFnord...

TattoedMonk7309May 2018May 2018
TattoedMonk
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Just Three Words

Just Three WordsA 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...

Gentlejim5574May 2018May 2018
Unknown
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The Telephone Rings AndA whispered child's voice answers - Hello? (An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) - Hello. Is your Daddy there? Whispere...

miclee5386Apr 2018May 2018
JimNastics
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I have just one word for this Wow

I have just one word for this - Wow !I've met pitbulls that were nicer. The 2018 Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC

JimNastics4620Apr 2018Go to Last Post
Hopefully some will have a sense of humor

Hopefully some will have a sense of humor !!The boys may appreciate it hopefully the girls will find the humor as well. Subject: FUN AND INJURY AT VFW I was standing at the bar at the VF...

Akeldama405073Apr 2018Apr 2018
Gentlejim
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In a world where you can be anything be kind

In a world where you can be anything - be kindThe heading, and the following, are Facebook philosophies picked up today - it may be just my timeline, but there's a faint trend towards optimism aft...

Elegsabiff94623Apr 2018Apr 2018
Unknown
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Hot date tonight

Hot date tonight ?Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later....

JimNastics1,0307Apr 2018Apr 2018
JimNastics
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Looking for a Job in Florida

Looking for a Job in FloridaSally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...

Gentlejim5718Apr 2018Apr 2018
Akeldama40
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The FBI agent

The FBI agentThree men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...

Gentlejim5984Apr 2018Apr 2018
Gentlejim
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Is your partner lazy

Is your partner lazy?My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?...

Bnaughty1,11312Apr 2018Apr 2018
Bnaughty
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Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield

Blind Dating 101 with Rodney DangerfieldHow bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s...

Willy34111,9017Apr 2018Apr 2018
ashlander
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SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH

SQUIRRELS IN CHURCHThe Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...

Gentlejim6145Apr 2018Apr 2018
miclee
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miclee2,80453Mar 2018Jun 2018
miclee
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All Girl Biker Bar

All Girl Biker Bar"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...

Gentlejim5932Mar 2018Mar 2018
miclee
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Cows

CowsThe only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in...

Gentlejim6376Mar 2018Mar 2018
lindsyjones
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Persevere

PersevereYoung preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...

Gentlejim5325Mar 2018Mar 2018
1to1to1
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For you Molly

For you, Molly!!!I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!!

MimiArt73487227Mar 2018Mar 2018
Unknown
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The most honest Lib'rul everShockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth.  Way to go Jonatha...

miclee5571Mar 2018Mar 2018
goldengloss
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PuddlesThree ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and...

Track165512Mar 2018Mar 2018
Track16
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...

Gentlejim5766Mar 2018Apr 2018
ashlander
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Simple Math Problem

Simple Math ProblemTeacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"............... Johnny: "Seven."............................

JimNastics75510Mar 2018Mar 2018
Willy3411
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The quiet wisdom of an elder

The quiet wisdom of an elder!Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...

Gentlejim4760Mar 2018Go to Last Post

lolHarry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “St...

Track165514Mar 2018Mar 2018
Track16
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Better than a Flu Shot

Better than a Flu Shot!Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...

Gentlejim5806Mar 2018Mar 2018
Gentlejim
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Understanding Engineers

Understanding EngineersUnderstanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th...

Gentlejim65611Mar 2018Mar 2018
1to1to1
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Ace and Priscilla

Ace and PriscillaAce and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...

Gentlejim5272Feb 2018Feb 2018
BeaPatient
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COW HIT BY A LIMO

COW HIT BY A LIMO>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...

Gentlejim6432Feb 2018Feb 2018
Gentlejim
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Fish Chips Monastery

Fish & Chips MonasteryA young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, howev...

Gentlejim4931Feb 2018Feb 2018
lindsyjones
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