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lolOne winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must par...

Track166637Dec 2015Dec 2015
lshtar
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A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a barA man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anythin...

Gentlejim6998Dec 2015Dec 2015
Gentlejim
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My online seesaw relationship

My online seesaw relationship.... ...............Which was more an on and off relationship A seesaw realationship Yet I stayed on too see how low can o...

carina221,398-Dec 2015Jan 2016
carina22
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Christmas Hangover

Christmas HangoverSo how's everybody here? What did I miss ? What did I miss here? I'm having a quiet time here...alone at home now, don't feel like seeing or talkin...

Crazyheart388198Dec 2015Dec 2015
Unknown
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Track165690Dec 2015Go to Last Post

It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!A Ghost of Festivus Past. Time to see some familiar faces - & remember some we've not seen in awhile. Or old faces with new names. Whatever. Happy...

miclee1,20114Dec 2015Dec 2019
miclee
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Its The Thought That Counts NOT Always

It's The Thought That Counts...NOT Always!I'm NOT complaining...I just want to whine a little bit We've just had a little Christmas party at work...then we had that "Secret Santa" thing....

Crazyheart381,16334Dec 2015Dec 2015
Unknown
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Humor in the Skies

Humor.... in the SkiesGood for a chuckle.... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladi...

avias1,08111Dec 2015Dec 2015
avias
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THE CREED OF THE CS BLOGGER

THE CREED OF THE CS BLOGGERThis is not original, it is adapted from the Creed of the Facebooker. I was struck by how much we have in common. I believe I know everything...

Chromedome561,07729Dec 2015Dec 2015
LucyMaud
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WELLL They Stuck Together

WELLL! They Stuck Together!!Christmas always has dinners here and dinners there from church's to homeless centers. I like to go to all of them. The food is free, delicious and so...

Ed194182011Dec 2015Dec 2015
Ed1941
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WHAT did you just say ROFL

WHAT did you just say? ROFLTalking in a different language can get you into embarrassing situations, we all know that. Mispronounce a word and oops ... different meaning. Th...

Elegsabiff9516Dec 2015Dec 2015
unlaoised
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Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates

Bill Clinton At The Pearly GatesThe scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?...

Gentlejim72914Dec 2015Dec 2015
lindsyjones
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Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm

Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment CommPlease join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast inf...

Gentlejim6159Dec 2015Dec 2015
Gentlejim
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I Do Feel A Little Sad When I cant Join The Blogs

I Do Feel A Little Sad When I can't Join The BlogsSo very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, t...

Crazyheart381,10432Dec 2015Dec 2015
Crazyheart38
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Getting older is odd

Getting older is oddI was talking to a kid the other day and relating pretty well, I thought. I'm down with the yoof. This was a pretty young kid, and I asked how old he...

Elegsabiff95917Dec 2015Dec 2015
LucyMaud
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Made A DecisionI decided that my sex life needs some variety So I started using my other hand....

Track166538Dec 2015Dec 2015
georgie39
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lolLast summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems....

Track165163Dec 2015Dec 2015
usha123
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lolA blonde couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful...

Track165782Dec 2015Dec 2015
loulou77
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Donald Trump

Donald TrumpLike him or hate him You have to admit, He sure does have a captivating Pizzazz, No doubt about it The Force is strong in this one....

nonsmoker1,47652Dec 2015Dec 2015
stringman
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Joke

JokeWhy do women close their eyes while having sex? They hate seeing a man enjoying himself....

Unknown614-Dec 2015Go to Last Post
Had to share

Had to share........Enjoy!!!! makes great stocking stuffers for Christmas...

Unknown89314Dec 2015Dec 2015
ekself
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDYKISSES

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDYKISSES!I want to wish one of the very nice ladies here on the blogs, a very, very Happy Birthday....CANDYKISSES! I wish you many, many more!!! Help m...

Gentlejim2,43124Dec 2015Dec 2015
Calleis
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lolMick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. They had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his life and a while before he passed away,...

Track166692Dec 2015Dec 2015
Chromedome56
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Sands this ones for you

Sands, this one's for you..." A woman is a man's weakness but a man is a woman's strength" I'm out!!!! Life in jail rocks I was able to do a lot of things : run errands...

Crazyheart381,88754Dec 2015Dec 2015
Crazyheart38
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teenameena1,24712Dec 2015Feb 2019
Onthcrestofawave
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The Pastors Cat

The Pastor's CatThis particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a...

Gentlejim91511Dec 2015Dec 2015
teenameena
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carina229019Dec 2015Dec 2015
carina22
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Last Words Of The Argument

Last Words Of The ArgumentMy wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painfu...

Gentlejim7596Dec 2015Dec 2015
avias
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wolfie88471,1114Dec 2015Dec 2015
Solamente
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Girls Night Out

Girls Night OutThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...

Gentlejim7227Dec 2015Dec 2015
Dreamcatcher99
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Skinny dipping anyone

Skinny-dipping anyone??Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, s...

Dreamcatcher99892-Dec 2015Go to Last Post

lolOn a winter morning, a woman texts her husband "windows is frozen, what do I do?" Husband texts back "pour some luke warm water over it and gently...

Track161,3983Dec 2015Dec 2015
oldblue54
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Dear Abby

Dear AbbyDear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his...

Gentlejim1,9546Dec 2015Dec 2015
miclee
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10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life

10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a...

Gentlejim1,11235Nov 2015Nov 2015
Unknown
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kids

kid'sI love reading these blogs. Remind me of infant school. Please please carry on making my day....

yamaha10021,08114Nov 2015Nov 2015
Ccincy
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Hopping on Opportunity

Hopping on OpportunityA mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "Yo...

JimNastics1,7952Nov 2015Nov 2015
Abby1963
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Sunday night tired smiles

Sunday night tired smilesPharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate a...

Elegsabiff80425Nov 2015Nov 2015
Calleis
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Power of the Pen vs The Sword

Power of the Pen vs The SwordIf the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words?

Lukeon1,97624Nov 2015Nov 2015
Unknown
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lolThe year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about a...

Track166723Nov 2015Nov 2015
Unknown
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Words that end in man

Words that end in ....manIf it can fly is SuperMan, if it can swim is AquaMan, If it can clim is SpiderMan,If it explote is a MusulMan, If it can......is a woMan. Please fill...

single_again4u95916Nov 2015Nov 2015
single_again4u
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lolA blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, si...

Track166022Nov 2015Nov 2015
Unknown
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They Say ThatWhen a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White....

Track167346Nov 2015Nov 2015
lshtar
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