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just for funA man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least t...

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Exercise made easyWhen you want to say your working out but in fact your just .......

Its True Alcohol Kills PeopleBut how many people are born because of it?....................

Dinner For 4A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with...

Card GameA man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believ...

Inventions We Need In Our LivesSolid gold life jackets Garlic flavored toothpaste Mesh condoms Vinegar nasal spray Rotten egg scented perfume Duct tape car tires S...

I justI adore ridiculousness..............it is.... so.....”out of this world “.....imagine if...there was no ....................silliness...

PuddlesThree ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and...

COW HIT BY A LIMO>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...

Ace and PriscillaAce and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...

The Right QuestionA widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She...

The Haircut(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

Irish HumorIt seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...

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Terrific News from Singapore :)Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAP...

All Girl Biker Bar"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...

verbal diarrheathe master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole...

How our needs and wants change the older we get!A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just c...

I got pulled over for speeding...On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was...

Hope This Joke Isn't Too OldSenior Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the...

When your door bell rings - 20 years vs today ...has something :)...

Three mischievous old Grannies!Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Gra...

Winter or Summer...On the subject of relationships... with the exception of a relation that goes stale, as long as things are going good and there are no conflicts, rela...

Cough, cough...It was uncle Jason's 93rd birthday and we all gathered around a cake to celebrate. He got out of the hospital just last week as his Emphysema was gett...

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

All of you...In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all....

Lol..men are men....A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She...

PinkI love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decide...

Live - Camera - Action !!!A Camera and A Network Connection , one deadly combo , which can capture some real disastrous moment and distribute publicly around the Globe !!!...

Oh my God !! His lawyers found a loophole !Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—D...

Joke'sWhat's the definition of madness......?.......... the awnser is two bald men fighting over the last hairbrush in walmart.......... Whats the def...

3 ContractorsThree contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orle...