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If you're a hypocrite and you know it...clap your hands... Is that thunderous applause I hear? I didn't think so. I see it. I feel it. I know it about myself but I'm seemingly unable...

I think I figured it outI think that I first have to post and then include pics using the edit feature? I would have asked but I think it's bad blog etiquette and maybe even...

Service Animals 2I'm unable to rely on my sense of smell which Is unfortunate since I'm simultaneously suffering from a gastrointestinal disorder. The severity of said...

You know you've made it when?My partner in crime just sent me a picture of a tattoo which in itself is not remarkable. What is though... is that it's a design that I created for o...

Once upon a Time in HollywoodI just checked out the trailer for this movie and I'll probably go see it when it hits theaters. In fact, I think I'll see it at the theater that's in...

What do you get when.....You take one mechanical pencil, one piece of paper, 10 milligrams of thc, and a couple hours? Sometimes I just draw. Many times it starts with an...

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I want Louie backLouis CK. You may love him, hate him, or not know who he is at all. He's mostly known as a comedian and a pervert. This shouldn't really surprise anyo...

My Personal Mission StatementI'll do good deeds like changing your tire...and for twenty bucks I'll even tighten the lug nuts. If I find a lost wallet, I promise to drop it in...

This Site Is F'n Awesome!I can't believe the luck I'm having here and with smart, attractive women who aren't even half my age! Today is a particularly lucky day for me. I...

Robby the robot is our friend!I'll just say this: The torch has been passed to, and firmly grasped by the next generation.... "workers should be "excited" about having their jo...

NOOOOoooooOOoo!I have been lying awake at night...my mind racing. Trying to be productive, trying to stay focused. I had invested so much emotionally that I would st...

I was going to write a blog....But the topic is a sensitive one for me and I'm not ready to spill my blood and guts on these pages just yet so here's a little something I whipped u...

Russia is building a wall!Breaking News: Vladimir Putin has ordered the construction of a wall along Russia's closest border with the United States. Mr. Putin's translat...

Who should I hate today?Whether it's the media, politicians, or self-interested shills, there always seems to be someone trying to influence my opinion and to persuade me to...

Will it ever go away?I'm not referring to a goiter, a urinary tract infection or herpes flare-up. No, I'm talking about the craving I have for a smoke. I average a couple...

North Hollywood ShootoutI learned from an Uber driver yesterday that I'm currently about three blocks from the scene of the crime. I remember it well and at the time I though...

All WrongDid you ever start doing something when you suddenly realize that you've completely messed up? Yeah, me either.... well until just now. So I'm dra...

Goofin' offNot much to see here, folks. Just having some fun. Now that I look at it, I think I should have drawn a larger...um Belly button....

HodgepodgeI was on YouTube and watching videos on everything from art/guitar building to DIY rhinoplasty when I looked in the 'related' column and saw "WORST ar...

Circular Alliances in CS BloglandIt's a well-known fact that people whose names start with A-M are the smartest and I can retrieve dozens of YouTube videos to back my claim--and those...

Stepping on hot coalsI'm disenchanted with America's favorite pastime. No, not baseball. I'm talking about meddling. If it's not Iraq, it's Iran. If it's not Libya, It's Y...

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Blog ProphecyI posted a "blog" and an accompanying video that I considered to be harmless. I suggested that it was something offensive and of a pornographic nature...

The World Hates UsYes, it's spreading. The hostility between people who want to fight over "paper or plastic" has somehow permeated the crust of the earth we inhabit an...

She's Getting Suspicious"Last week she asked why my sleep number was set to 'Just Right'"...

Earth ShakeAt about 10:35am PCT the ground beneath began to oscillate. I was helpless to do anything about it and briefly wondered if it would end with me diggin...

"See" if this doesn't Grab your EyeI call it ummm..."eye-hand coordination"....

Happy 42nd B-day Touchdown Tommy!August already, and father time is breathing down Tom Brady's neck! No matter what happens this season, Tom Brady has surpassed all expectations and h...

Nostalgic ItchI've seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood a couple of times now and I'm sure I missed plenty of Easter eggs. It got me thinking about the influence that...

There Was A Trivial Man......who led a trivial life. Why Ex Yay Zee. This is my contribution to society. It all started with W. Phonetically: "double you". That's thre...

Richest States And Cities In AmericaCut and pasted slanted BS. The ones that do it count on you being as stupid as they are. Just google for yourself, folks! Sleight of hand,...

I too...have been a victimI don't like to talk about it much and prefer to suffer in silence...plus, there's like a 4 month waiting list for therapists in LA! Yes, I've bee...