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I'm Fat But It's Not My Fault

There's always some excuse, isn't there? From glandular diseases to hormonal disorders (say that ten times fast). Slow metabolisms and genetic predisp...
270270Apr 1624 hrs ago9 hrs ago

North Hollywood Shootout

I learned from an Uber driver yesterday that I'm currently about three blocks from the scene of the crime. I remember it well and at the time I though...
7350Apr 14Apr 14Apr 21

Will it ever go away?

I'm not referring to a goiter, a urinary tract infection or herpes flare-up. No, I'm talking about the craving I have for a smoke. I average a couple...
283260Apr 9Apr 1216 hrs ago

Bungle in the Jungle

....or a fitting end for a poacher? One thing about being on the west coast is that I'm getting news like 11 hours later than everyone else. Ok,...
113100Apr 7Apr 817 hrs ago

Who should I hate today?

Whether it's the media, politicians, or self-interested shills, there always seems to be someone trying to influence my opinion and to persuade me to...
341340Mar 21Apr 614 hrs ago

What do you get when.....

You take one mechanical pencil, one piece of paper, 10 milligrams of thc, and a couple hours? Sometimes I just draw. Many times it starts with an...
383321Apr 1Apr 522 hrs ago

Charges dropped against Jussie Smollett

Hmm, does this equate to "complete and total exoneration"? My reaction to the initial story was to wait and see more info. My reaction to more in...
14270Mar 26Apr 410 hrs ago

Once upon a Time in Hollywood

I just checked out the trailer for this movie and I'll probably go see it when it hits theaters. In fact, I think I'll see it at the theater that's in...
8250Apr 2Apr 210 hrs ago

Russia is building a wall!

Breaking News: Vladimir Putin has ordered the construction of a wall along Russia's closest border with the United States. Mr. Putin's translat...
9231Apr 1Apr 1Apr 20

I was going to write a blog....

But the topic is a sensitive one for me and I'm not ready to spill my blood and guts on these pages just yet so here's a little something I whipped u...
15990Mar 30Apr 1Apr 21

NOOOOoooooOOoo!

I have been lying awake at night...my mind racing. Trying to be productive, trying to stay focused. I had invested so much emotionally that I would st...
15270Mar 25Mar 27Apr 20

Time for a quickie?

This is a little something I cooked up and was inspired by ...well, you figure it out.
9900Mar 20Mar 20Apr 19

This and that...and some other words beginning with the letters T and H....

"There", thought the thimble-thumping thespian. "Thankfully, the thongs they threw thrilled the thousands". Thanks thor threading thy thlog. :ton...
4400Mar 17Mar 17Apr 19

Robby the robot is our friend!

I'll just say this: The torch has been passed to, and firmly grasped by the next generation.... "workers should be "excited" about having their jo...
184110Mar 11Mar 1222 hrs ago

This Site Is F'n Awesome!

I can't believe the luck I'm having here and with smart, attractive women who aren't even half my age! Today is a particularly lucky day for me. I...
16591Mar 5Mar 6Apr 18

My Personal Mission Statement

I'll do good deeds like changing your tire...and for twenty bucks I'll even tighten the lug nuts. If I find a lost wallet, I promise to drop it in...
8221Mar 4Mar 5Apr 21

You know you've made it when?

My partner in crime just sent me a picture of a tattoo which in itself is not remarkable. What is though... is that it's a design that I created for o...
11680Mar 2Mar 2Apr 20

Service Animals 2

I'm unable to rely on my sense of smell which Is unfortunate since I'm simultaneously suffering from a gastrointestinal disorder. The severity of said...
254200Feb 23Feb 26Apr 20

This day in history

Today is the 10,483rd anniversary of the invention of the wheel. It's creator, Ug was born in the village of Grot (population 15) and was orphaned at...
14480Feb 24Feb 25Apr 16

Damn, it's cold...for LA

The peaks surrounding the valley are covered with snow and while I've only been here 5 years, I'm pretty sure this is not the norm. It snowed in North...
9700Feb 21Feb 2115 hrs ago

I think I figured it out

I think that I first have to post and then include pics using the edit feature? I would have asked but I think it's bad blog etiquette and maybe even...
13150Feb 19Feb 19Apr 17

If you're a hypocrite and you know it...

clap your hands... Is that thunderous applause I hear? I didn't think so. I see it. I feel it. I know it about myself but I'm seemingly unable...
10620Feb 17Feb 17Apr 20

I'm building a wall

....and Mars is going to pay for it. Well not immediately because it's not populated or anything, but in like 243 years after it's colonized by tax-pa...
449310Jan 14Feb 1716 hrs ago

A familiar pattern here on the blog page

For those who manage to evade the constant bombardment of caustic shyte flinging, attention whoring, self promotion and the inexhaustable blathering o...
378210Jan 17Feb 14Apr 17

Flip Flop

The New England Patriots have done it again, folks! Who would believe that after all these years, they could inspire yet another drunken brawl on the...
8700Feb 6Feb 623 hrs ago

Authentic Maryland Crabcakes

This is what was printed on the side of a food truck umm, in Hollywood. Yes, the LA neighborhood that's half movie set and half outdoor insane asylum....
13821Jan 30Jan 319 hrs ago

The Superbowl Kid

It seems so long ago now that a virtually unknown back-up QB for the New England Patriots replaced an injured Drew Bledsoe. The rest, as they say, is...
166110Jan 21Jan 23Apr 10

South Park's Man/bear/pig

It's uncharacteristic, but it seems that Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, have reversed their stance on a particular topic....
17630Jan 16Jan 16Apr 15

Thanks Google

So I'm currently at a coffee shop and enduring the presence of two obnoxious human beings and the louder of the two is apparently ah...transitioning....
13131Dec 31Dec 31Apr 21

Happy Kwanzaa

Or whatever the Mexicans celebrate this time of year ...and a heartfelt Feliz Scooby Doo to my favorite chihuahua! But seriously folks, I'd rather e...
265170Dec 24Dec 24Apr 4

Service animals

I love animals as much as the next guy...maybe more. It might be the reason I was banned from the petting zoo. If I had my way we'd have 'heavy' petti...
203130Nov 4Nov 4Apr 20

I'll Miss Sears

I went shopping at the Sears in North Hollywood last week and I'm not sure why. I hadn't shopped at a Sears in years (yes, I know that rhymes) but som...
20560Oct 23Oct 24Apr 18

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