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we are all in a movie........ 24 hours a day .........
and fool ourselves

so if I am feeling good, the game is making each other crazy online...........

Only people lie
People can lie, animals do not................

Once upon a time there were 4 individuals who had the following names:
everyone - someone - everyone - and nobody.

There was an important job to do,
and they just asked everyone to do it.
Alleman, however, was convinced that someone would.
Everyone could have done it, but in reality no one did it.
Someone was angry because it was actually the work of everyone!
But everyone thought everyone could have done it,
and nobody doubted that someone would.
After all, everyone reproached everyone
because nobody had done what someone normally could have done. MORALITY
Without wishing to reproach everyone, it
would be good that everyone would do what he has to do,
without, however , having a false hope
that someone would have done it in his place.
Because the experience shows
that where someone expects something to be done,
they generally do not find anyone!
CONCLUSION
I am going to send this message to everyone,
so that someone can forward it to everyone without forgetting anyone.

I will read the newspaper again with a cup of coffee, as before I had internet. ............... I will not be able to watch TV on TV for more than an e-mail. ................ I will try to go out at least once a week, whether it is necessary or not. .................... I will notice that the reminders no longer come because I forgot to pay because I was too busy with the internet. ..................... And finally I will go to bed on time .... because the internet is there again tomorrow !!!!

Message from the management

Dear employee,

At the General Management Meeting the following has been decided:

1. Clothing:

The clothes you go to your workplace with must be adapted to your salary:

When you walk around with Prada footwear and Gucci clothing, we will that you earn more than enough and therefore do not need a salary increase. When you are poorly dressed, you need to learn how to handle your money better, so that you can afford better clothes. We can not therefore allow you to increase your salary in this case.

When you wear Jan Modaal's average brand clothing, you are in the middle class and you are fine. You therefore do not have to pay a salary increase.
2. Family days and allowed absence:

Every employee is entitled to 104 days a year from now on. They are also sometimes called "Saturday" and "Sunday".

3. Lunch break:

Skinny people are entitled to 30 minutes, because they have to eat more to look healthy.

People with a normal weight are entitled to 15 minutes to eat a balanced meal and thus stay on their weight.

People who are overweight are entitled to 5 minutes, they do not need more time to drink a bottle of "Slim Fast" and take a diet pill.

4. Sick leave: Doctor's notes are no longer accepted. If you can go to the doctor you can also go to work.

5. Use of the sanitary facilities:

Too much time is spent on the toilets. That is why a time limit of 3 minutes has now been introduced. After 3 minutes an alarm siren will be opened, the toilet paper will be locked, the door will be opened and a picture will be taken.

After 2 offenses your photo will be posted on the Information Board under the category: "Chronic Offender of the Work Regulations"

6. Medical interventions: As long as you work here, you need all your organs. Do not even think about removing one or the other. We have assumed you intact, so any subsequent operation will be considered a form of breach of contract.

We thank you in advance for your loyalty to the company.

It is our intention to conduct a positive labor policy.

May we therefore ask you to address all your questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggressions and accusations to someone else than to us. With kind regards,

The management.

war makes people crazy....................

But what do I have to do with a picture of someone's roll or the message that they have missed the bus? .............You have to find yourself very important if you think others are waiting for it.

The Fool on the Hill .................

The name of the virus is "work".

If you get "work" - from your supervisor, your colleagues, by e-mail or via the Internet - do not open it, do not view it and certainly do not touch it. With us in the company, "work" has been around for some time in buildings and systems and everyone who has been in touch with "work" has to conclude that his complete private life has been erased and that his or her brain has given up their normal function.

If "work" comes in via e-mail you can not delete it. The only remedy is to answer the e-mail with the subject: "I've done more than enough work, I'm going to the pub." In this way there is a chance that the brain will forget "work".

If "work" arrives on paper, you may not view it under any circumstances. So do not read and throw in the trash immediately. Then you take your coat and bag and go with a friend (inn) and to the nearest pub and order for all beer (or other alcoholic beverage). Repeat this once or 15 and you will see that "work" has been completely erased from your memory. So you see what "work" can do.

I hope this warning is on time!