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Baby Sitting

Now, while I’m playing baby sitter to my brother-in-law after his open-heart surgery, I seem to have a lot of time on hand; hence my frequency on the...
1,03340May 2015May 2015May 2

The Power Of A Word

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Or can it? Well, yes it can but only if you give it the power to do so....
1,275280May 2015May 2015May 1

What Is In A Name?

Some British surnames have been disappearing in recent years and the reason may be that the people have become too embarrassed to hold funny names.:sh...
1,234170May 2015May 2015Apr 25

A Nickname, You Say?

Nicknames are special. Not everybody gets one. It is not something you can buy or order. It is awarded to you like a medal or a dunce cap and the more...
2,430520May 2015May 201514 hrs ago

Friends With A Price Tag

Her message read: It is a good thing that friendship does not come with a price tag, otherwise I would not have been able to afford your friendship...
1,366280May 2015May 2015May 1

An Uninterruptible Water Supply

Keeping a dog brings responsibilities. It will need attention, shelter, food, and most importantly, water. Dogs need a lot of water. Being away from h...
1,589220May 2015May 2015Apr 26

Random Events

The belief that lightning never strikes at the same place, is a myth. There is nothing random about where lightning will strike next. It can and it wi...
1,108200May 2015May 20152 hrs ago

They Call Me Lucky

Well, that is what my late brother used to say. He used to can himself laughing whenever he said so for he was very lucky indeed. Or was he?...
970220May 2015May 2015Apr 28

Trouble With The Quack

I don’t like the professional clique. This includes medical doctors and lawyers. I respect their expertness in their fields, consult with them when ne...
1,247160May 2015May 2015Apr 26

I Cannot Understand It

I’m starting to believe that I do not have a proper grasp of the English language. Some people simply cannot or will not understand what I try to say....
2,383430May 2015May 20154 hrs ago

What Now?

He was 45 when they married. At 29, she was 16 years younger. He’s not my best friend but we were friends enough for me to be invited to their wedding...
2,495550May 2015Jun 20152 hrs ago

Is It True That All Men Are Promiscuous?

I hope my fellow males will forgive me for asking such a vile question but I need to have some example. Of course, it is not true. We...
2,073300Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 30

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black!

Eishh! Another English idiom that leaves me perplexed. Perplexed… what a beautiful word. So… so... eh... exotic and unlike some o...
1,763520Jun 2015Jun 201513 hrs ago

Has Your PC Been Hacked Lately?

While this is possible, it is unlikely. Unless if you have a static IP address, you are too elusive on the Web. Every time you log on with your ISP, y...
1,321330Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 26

The Earth Is Flat!

Can you believe that, in this modern day and age, there are still people believing that the Earth is flat? Several cults and associations support this...
4,773540Jun 2015Jun 2015May 1

A New Presidential Candidate For South-Africa

I know it is still a long time before the next general election but there is a lot of work to be done. With a fair number of South Africans here, what...
1,970360Jun 2015Jun 20152 hrs ago

It Happened Sometime Last Week

The Earth, the Sun, and the Moon were created sometime last week with the physical appearance of being billions of years old. In fact the entir...
1,305100Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 27

Are The Famous Above The Law?

Wow! Oscar Pistorius is going home in August after serving only 10 months of a five-year sentence for killing his girlfriend. Granted, he will be unde...
1,150330Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 29

Blind Courage

A golden retriever threw himself in front of a mini school bus in an effort to protect his blind owner. He refused to leave her and stayed by her side...
1,08490Jun 2015Jun 2015May 3

Back In the Market

Ok, I’m back in the market, but not just anyone will do. I’m looking for a very special girl. The properties I’m looking for are very hard to find. My...
2,677860Jun 2015Jun 2015May 3

What Do People Remember Best?

I wonder what part of a conversation is remembered best. Do people remember how you begin a conversation or how you end it? Or does it not work like t...
1,428310Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 30

Cyber Lollypops

Does anybody know where I can get some Virtual Lollypops urgently? I have tried Google but I can’t find any. Hence my appeal to you. My fath...
2,006720Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

Proudly South-African

Yes, I am a typical South-African male and Afrikaans-speaking on top of it. The story that we like to keep our women barefoot and pregnant in the kitc...
1,443400Jun 2015Jun 20155 hrs ago

What A Train Smash

The rugby is over, my team lost and my friends have gone home. I’m too tired for another glass of wine but not tired enough for going to bed....
1,582190Jun 2015Jun 2015May 3

Our Daily News.

I don’t know what the newspaper people think of when they compose their headlines. Some of them can be very funny. While some are probably designed to...
2,884280Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 28

Good News Is No News

They say ‘no news is good news’ but methinks it is the other way around. Maybe that is why good news does not sell newspapers. If our newspaper...
1,623460Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

Is It In Our Genes?

Humans have honed the art of killing other humans into a fine art. Our modern military hardware is proof of that. Biological, chemical, and nuclear we...
3,483400Jun 2015Jun 2015May 1

Good New Is Good News

This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have w...
1,376160Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 24

Preserving Our Marine Life

We always hear of our shrinking fish reserves while fishermen complain about the ever decreasing fishing quotas, robbing them of a decent living and s...
970180Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 28

Baldness Explained.

Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates tha...
1,987550Jun 2015Jun 2015May 1

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Parting should not be that complicated. A relationship is only valid while both parties want to be in it. If any party opts out, well then that is it....
1,821510Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

Are Love And Happiness Mutually Inclusive?

We all seek love; believing it will make us happy. Nothing can be further from the truth. Love on its own cannot make us happy and it is perfectly pos...
3,2481060Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

Elephant Stew

Following the decision to utilize the carcasses of animals that fell victim to poachers, elephant carcasses became available in moderate quantities. T...
1,589530Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

A Death Threat.

I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave th...
1,640660Jun 2015Jun 201523 hrs ago

We Are Surrendering Without A War

Modern men are just lame, too passive and not standing for their rights; forever trying to be politically correct. This is mainly because they have...
2,8501010Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

The Missing Person’s Department.

My cat is missing since yesterday. He went out in the late afternoon just before the rain started. It rained uninterruptedly for eight or nine hours a...
2,386600Jun 2015Jun 201523 hrs ago

The Famdamily again

A cousin, twice removed (my grandfather was her great-great-grandfather), who now lives a thousand miles from here, called me the other day. She asked...
1,460340Jun 2015Jun 2015Apr 27

Who Sleeps With Whom?

What we write in our blogs reveals our souls and it exposes us to the bone in the process. What we say and how we say it is the most obvious telltales...
2,853790Jun 2015Jul 2018May 1

Sunday Morning Coming Down

Can a first cousin, once removed, be attached again? If so, I want to exhume his body. Just to tell him about the scandalous way in which his daughter...
1,446310Jun 2015Jun 2015May 1

Traveling in Southern Africa

I see a lot of people did some extensive traveling around the globe. Well, I also did a bit of traveling in my day. I visited a number of neighboring...
4,213390Jun 2015Jul 20158 hrs ago

Why Do We Have Emoticons?

I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to...
1,470300Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 27

Yes, I Can Help!(you may be better off without it)

Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from o...
2,176570Jul 2015Jul 2015May 3

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