Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)

'Markizamkd25'... your not alone in here.....!!! It's just that everyone's in the 'smoking room' at the mo....

They'll be back in the main bar in a while,so in the meantime I'll get you a 'large one' to keep you company..

Could you just put another log on the fire please?

does this place never close can i have a coffee oh my head its the jf u know and cyb can i have a full engkish breakfast please is smoky cookingtoday or flying with the pointy hats and tell her hd has got to go he just ate the turkey

what time is it any way must have drinking myself sober was nearly on my knees early but now seems to be thinking clearly and wide awake feel thirsty mouth is dry just as well this place dont close load them up barperson and have one yourself i dont think ou gets any time off here
thats better after getting first one down taste of more hehe
shur you cant beat a good old drinking session the crack will be 90
here tonight better move some bar stools give room for bit of dancing

hi cyb merry crimbo to u an all as smoky left me a case of jf by the way not seen the queen of the p/h lately but i heard she took her flying test on thursday at the last hexe coven of this year if she had passed sh would be here knocking of bloody chimney pots again and blaming it on rudolph but its smoky practicing mind u depends how many d--k h--ds in p/h she had with her and how much of that jet fuel she had drunk hear one of your bar staff was singing last night bet it was frenchy she got a good voice you know especialy if u listen when your drunk as most of the folk in here seem to be mind you the derilict den has come on a bit when will the cresta run be finished want to sledge it with smoky on christms morning make her feel alive for the day ten she can cook breakfast well see u tonight guys &dolls if i can keep awake....

Morning all.....
A lot of sore heads and red eyes in here at the moment!!
Full monty english breakfast will be with you soon,I'll have to cook it because there is no sign of Smoky.

I'll be moving all the tables and chairs out later so that we'll all have plenty of room to party our nuts off later

Morning,

Hippy, What happend last night??? Do you remenber??? I can give you a hand with that breakfast. Don't think Smoky will be here so early, she's cooking her xmas lunch at home for her huge family. Can i also get a frech orange juice please.

smoky ,s rounding up all the ph,s ready for the party all i ned is about 3bottles of jet fuel so it will last me the night and table in a corner so hd can sleep but must take smoky sledging christmas morning wow you cook a gret full english those hash browns were super hd was going mad for 1 so i give 1/2 of one had the other 3 myself:slee

cyba what kind of sunday lunch is on the menu here seem to have a bad dose of the munchies a man could do with a good feed of bacon and cabbage and a pile of floury potatoes and a good dob of kerry gold real butter hehe some of them other bars in the locality
do be serving that french stuff with the fancy sauces it would not fill a pigeon on a diet hehe must have losing about 6 pound weight since yesterday with all the dancing yesterday