Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)
If the bars open I'm in for a beer.
Not using the toilts though I might miss and be hung drawn and quartered by the Cleaner.
KK
Not using the toilts though I might miss and be hung drawn and quartered by the Cleaner.
KK
the cleaner is off by now 
Ohoh, there goes that poor old tree out on the pavement!!!! 
The Health Inspector is cool about the bar,he was here last week during the mud wrestling and I showed him some photos I took of him, freeze and the pool table.
No worries from his department, in fact the bar got a gold star..see cyba for copies of photos.
No worries from his department, in fact the bar got a gold star..see cyba for copies of photos.Calm down everyone...!
All is well in the Cyba Bar,the police and the health inspectors have all had there bar tabs scrubbed!, and I've crossed there palms with enough silver for them to suffer servere memory lose
But...!!!
I've decided to up the image of this place,to much hanky panky going on for my liking.Thought we might go up-market a bit in an effort to attract a slightly better punter.
So if you have any ideas....
Thanks to Freeze for cleaning up the bar,Smoky for keeping the wc's in excellant condition,and to Beechcomber for trying to keep order amongst all the chaos...!!
I've also decided to have a "Bring Back All The Stuff You Nicked Whilst I Was Away" amnasty day..!!! No questions asked, infact a free drink for every item brought back......
All is well in the Cyba Bar,the police and the health inspectors have all had there bar tabs scrubbed!, and I've crossed there palms with enough silver for them to suffer servere memory lose
But...!!!
I've decided to up the image of this place,to much hanky panky going on for my liking.Thought we might go up-market a bit in an effort to attract a slightly better punter.
So if you have any ideas....
Thanks to Freeze for cleaning up the bar,Smoky for keeping the wc's in excellant condition,and to Beechcomber for trying to keep order amongst all the chaos...!!
I've also decided to have a "Bring Back All The Stuff You Nicked Whilst I Was Away" amnasty day..!!! No questions asked, infact a free drink for every item brought back......
By going up market I take it you mean we will get clean glasses.
Will we be having a christmas party at the bar? I've brought back a beer mat so for my free drink I'll have a pint of guiness please
Will we be having a christmas party at the bar? I've brought back a beer mat so for my free drink I'll have a pint of guiness pleaseWe'll have somethink organized for christmas, but the big party will be for NEW YEAR"S EVE............so every one is invited 
I think our bar is cool the way it is........Maybe we can give some appetizer with the drinks.
Freeze, Add KK's name to the list for the Cyba Special Happytizer...
"Fly o'Vin"..... 
"Fly o'Vin".....
Hey boss by the end of this week you must decorate this place, you can put the christmas tree in the corner.........and also put on some christmas songs.
Evening all.. Just popped in to drown my sorrows after finding out from smoky that Santa isnt real
Just popped in to drown my sorrows after finding out from smoky that Santa isnt realHEY JAN, looks like we're the only ones around here. What can i get you???? And a vodka orange for me please.
and put on some christmas songs
and put on some christmas songs Evening all.............
Yes,there will be decorations up by the end of the week!
I've already got a tree,whilst i was in Grenoble last week i nipped over to Austria and hacked one down from Wessy's garden..!
I'd like to do a special cocktail for the festive season,so if you have any ideas it would be cool.
The one I've come up with so far is called "Santa's Deer Kisser", I've tried it out and it tends to make my nose go bright red...!!
Thanks to Beechcomber for returning the one and only beer mat I had.I'll beable to put it back under the top left hand corner pool table leg!
Freeze, I'm into your idea of putting up a xmas photo.....
And Beechcomber.....I'm not suprised the police are interested in the content of the green house.....IT'S FULL OF WEED..!!
Yes,there will be decorations up by the end of the week!
I've already got a tree,whilst i was in Grenoble last week i nipped over to Austria and hacked one down from Wessy's garden..!
I'd like to do a special cocktail for the festive season,so if you have any ideas it would be cool.
The one I've come up with so far is called "Santa's Deer Kisser", I've tried it out and it tends to make my nose go bright red...!!
Thanks to Beechcomber for returning the one and only beer mat I had.I'll beable to put it back under the top left hand corner pool table leg!
Freeze, I'm into your idea of putting up a xmas photo.....
And Beechcomber.....I'm not suprised the police are interested in the content of the green house.....IT'S FULL OF WEED..!!
Beachcomer, what is all this WEED cyba is talking about?????? Can i have some???
So cyba i'll be waiting to see your new pic with santa's hat and the one of beachcomber near santa's door.
Smoky will you dress up of a green grinch???
About the special cocktail i was thinking of a "champagne cocktail"
you do it this way: chilled champagne glass, pour some brandy, sugar, few angustura drops and fill it up with champagne.
So cyba i'll be waiting to see your new pic with santa's hat and the one of beachcomber near santa's door.
Smoky will you dress up of a green grinch???
About the special cocktail i was thinking of a "champagne cocktail"
you do it this way: chilled champagne glass, pour some brandy, sugar, few angustura drops and fill it up with champagne.
Are the cops into Garden work now?... not enough crime around for them so now they come weed peoples greenhouses! Ye gads what next?
I heard Beachcomber telling Wedy it was his turn to weed the greenhouse.... so howcome there's weeds? 
And Beachcomber..... don't go blaming me for your lack of faith in Father Christmas !!!! I never said anything about grown-ups belief in these things... we were discussing children, and children arent as dumb as some adults....
I saw a newspaper cutting the other day... I have cut it out and sent it to my religious sister...... A photo of the "Virgin Mary" holding a baby dressed in a little miniature Santa Clause suit.... soooooooo cute!
I heard Beachcomber telling Wedy it was his turn to weed the greenhouse.... so howcome there's weeds? And Beachcomber..... don't go blaming me for your lack of faith in Father Christmas !!!! I never said anything about grown-ups belief in these things... we were discussing children, and children arent as dumb as some adults....
I saw a newspaper cutting the other day... I have cut it out and sent it to my religious sister...... A photo of the "Virgin Mary" holding a baby dressed in a little miniature Santa Clause suit.... soooooooo cute!
Evening all......As you can see I'm back in "Cartoon Mode" pending the launching of my festive season photo...
Thanks for the cocktail idea,I'll add it to my list.
Smoky, Weddy would'nt know a 'Weed' if he stood on one! Or at least thats what he told me as he came out of my Green house....I think he was pulling my leg because he was looking at me through very red eye's and an empty box of bisciuts...!! i asked him if had the munchies and he said "who said that?"!!! 
Thanks for the cocktail idea,I'll add it to my list.
Smoky, Weddy would'nt know a 'Weed' if he stood on one! Or at least thats what he told me as he came out of my Green house....I think he was pulling my leg because he was looking at me through very red eye's and an empty box of bisciuts...!! i asked him if had the munchies and he said "who said that?"!!!
HELLO BOSS, YOU LOOK JUST GREAT IN THIS PHOTO. IT WILL BE THE BEST OF ALL. ah ha, is that why he is hiding out these past two weeks? Thinks he's got the cops out looking for him!!! Those biscuits were for the orphanage down the road... you mean to say Wedy ate them all?!
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So hear is all "spik & spen" for the inspectionl.
Now can i get my