Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)
man thanks.....is there going to be a show tonight???
You'll have to ask 'Beechcomber' because he arranges the live entertainment.....
Do you want another cosmopolotan?
Do you want another cosmopolotan?
Evening all. Nice fire, hi Freeze are all those empty glasses yours ? and if cybahippy catches you dancing on the table he might stop serving you more booze.
Hi beachcomber3333, i behave my self. 
Is 3333 your door number???? 
So what's the entertainment tonight at cyba's bar???
Is 3333 your door number???? So what's the entertainment tonight at cyba's bar???
It's really gonna be fun tonight than. 
girls you had too many cocktails last night. Tomorrow is my door dancing night.I thought cybahippy had a band on later tonight.I am only here for a quick one as im practicing some moves with wedwards door
Evening all............sorry I'm late, but I've been buying the grass skirts for tonights 'gig'..! It took longer than I thought because I had to buy EXTRA large for 'beechcomber'! Plus he asked if i could find him a grass plated door nob!
By the way 'beechcomber',I saw you moaning in another place about the warm beer in here.......if you've got a problem i would much sooner you came and had a word with me! OK?
Anyway.........are we all ready for tonights 'Grass Skirts & Door Nobs 'gig later? I've made a special cocktail for tonight,it's called 'Up your grass skirt'
By the way 'beechcomber',I saw you moaning in another place about the warm beer in here.......if you've got a problem i would much sooner you came and had a word with me! OK?
Anyway.........are we all ready for tonights 'Grass Skirts & Door Nobs 'gig later? I've made a special cocktail for tonight,it's called 'Up your grass skirt'
About time the service is a bit slow.Told you about the warm beer before but you were too busy puyying freeze smokey and wes into a cab.Thanks for door knob
me & smoky are on the way.........so start the music and mix the drinks 
Could you write a bit louder please...!! I could'nt read your last message for the bloody noise in here
WHERS THE DARTBOARD GONE
Oh sorry, Beachcomber, me and Freeze borrowed it to practice on. We got this dance worked out and needed two dartboards. You see .. we do this sort of cross between the Highland Fling and that Irish Flatterly type dancing, and we hop over and exchange dartboard dancefloors every time the music changes chords. Its a realy good routine we got going, and wanted to audition to CybAhippy and see if he'll let us perform next Saturday night.
Now the only problem we had, and its a realy small problem realy... is that this dance is done in very high platform shoes.... so the dartboards got a bid flattened, but you can still see the numbers and lines and things, and the centre rings are still there. Its just that we couldnt remember the sequence of the numbers... you know how they all sort of mixed up anyway on a dartboard? and so we did our best at sticking them all back on again, and we're sure we got them more or less in the right order.
So its back, hanging on the wall, don't worry. Its just not in the same place anymore cause we couldnt get the nail back in the wall, so we hung it next to the barstools on the right. You just gotta be careful when anyone is sitting there.... remember to ask them to lean forward when you want to throw, hey! 
Now the only problem we had, and its a realy small problem realy... is that this dance is done in very high platform shoes.... so the dartboards got a bid flattened, but you can still see the numbers and lines and things, and the centre rings are still there. Its just that we couldnt remember the sequence of the numbers... you know how they all sort of mixed up anyway on a dartboard? and so we did our best at sticking them all back on again, and we're sure we got them more or less in the right order.
So its back, hanging on the wall, don't worry. Its just not in the same place anymore cause we couldnt get the nail back in the wall, so we hung it next to the barstools on the right. You just gotta be careful when anyone is sitting there.... remember to ask them to lean forward when you want to throw, hey!
OK..wHOSE WROTE GRAFFITI ON THE WALL OF THE MENS TOILETS?
I've just been and had a look in the toilets......and in my opinion,whoever wrote that, MUST live in a big castle in Austria..!!
thats not graffiti thats art i thought i would add a bit of class to the place wait till you see the one i did in the ladies angels on broomsticks or the other tital was virgins and jet fuel dont mix but have a look iwill decorate the next week if you like
Great idea Wes.............start as soon as you want,you decide the theme,colours etc,and i'll supply the 'refreshments'
Cybahippy theres a fly in my wine
I think thats meant to be the "snack"?
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