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beachcomber3333plymouth, Devon, England UK10 Threads 134 PostsEvening all. Hi Chriss welcome to the bar. are you a saints fan? Smokey you can have your bike back now we have a limo.Sorry about the wheel, wedward will fix it.Im taking HD for a walk might pop in later for a game of pool.
hello mate, yes im a saints fan :)) and thanx its nice to meet you :)
(I should have taken a night off...nobody's thirsty tonite!)
Hey HounDog...wake me up if you hear some noise around!
I was there earlyer Franchy.........i missed your shift!!! Hope to see you tonight.
A big welcome to Chriss & loveme
be carfulle of HD (the dog)
Beachcomber i want to challenge you at pool, hurry up i'm waiting!!!
In the mean time i drink me cosmopolitan
A big welcome to Chriss & loveme
be carfulle of HD (the dog)Beachcomber i want to challenge you at pool, hurry up i'm waiting!!!
In the mean time i drink me cosmopolitan Evening all..............Sorry but I've gone back into 'Cartoon Mode' for a few hours..! All those Xmas Decorations around my neck was driving me round the bend..
Every time I saw the photo I could'nt stop scratching my neck!!!!
Listern....If anyone see's Santa Claus could you tell him to move his bloody raindeers...!! because the customers can't get in the car park!!
Freeze, be careful when you play pool with Beechcomber because he's a bit of a Hustler.....
Every time I saw the photo I could'nt stop scratching my neck!!!!Listern....If anyone see's Santa Claus could you tell him to move his bloody raindeers...!! because the customers can't get in the car park!!
Freeze, be careful when you play pool with Beechcomber because he's a bit of a Hustler.....
Evening all. 
ok cyba i'll keep that in mind. I think i saw santa claus in the back yard, he's looking around.
Where is our barmaid Franchy, i want one of those good cocktails she makes.
ok cyba i'll keep that in mind. I think i saw santa claus in the back yard, he's looking around.
Where is our barmaid Franchy, i want one of those good cocktails she makes.
Hi Freeze, Listen, please can you tell Frenchy that MARKIZAM's Hash cookie is under the counter, beneath the ice crusher and martini shaker, behind the basket of lemons, thats in front of the draft beer container and to the left of the bottles of Jaegermeister, and its wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper, and there are about 20 of them, so any one will be okay to give her, thought they better be kept out of sight. Also HoundDog musnt get hold of them! I know Cybahippy doesnt want cookies in the pub, but the customers want them... keeps them happy and quiet.
As to the new jobs becoming available.... I am thinking of applying as Instructor for the "Galloping Geriatric Grans" for the old folk. We not so out of it as you young people think you know. Quite a few of us run 100km Marathons, its just that we find it difficult to find venues catering for us for the in-between times, to just keep fit. We need a couple golf courses to use for our morning keep-fit jogs. And then afterwards we want to use the gym, because of all the full-length mirrors.... for our Belly Dance Classes. And then in the evenings we want to do Kick-Boxing... What you think about that? Should fit in with the new image, huh? And old people are the ones with all the money too... all the insurance pay-outs, etc.
As to the new jobs becoming available.... I am thinking of applying as Instructor for the "Galloping Geriatric Grans" for the old folk. We not so out of it as you young people think you know. Quite a few of us run 100km Marathons, its just that we find it difficult to find venues catering for us for the in-between times, to just keep fit. We need a couple golf courses to use for our morning keep-fit jogs. And then afterwards we want to use the gym, because of all the full-length mirrors.... for our Belly Dance Classes. And then in the evenings we want to do Kick-Boxing... What you think about that? Should fit in with the new image, huh? And old people are the ones with all the money too... all the insurance pay-outs, etc.
Well I've just eaten 6 cookies no wonder I have the munchies.Put them in a tin as H,D, is after them and I've given him 1 as I thought they we ordinary cookies.No wonder hes quite. You girls can use the Iron Man Triatlon course until the golf course is built.
Great idea's Smoky................I think it would be good for the moral of all you 'wrinklies' if you felt good about your appearance for when the 'Cyba Naturist Centre' opens in Cyba Spring..
It will be a centre of nature, all food and drink will be organic etc....showers,pool etc will be out there in the natural setting. My idea is that once we our all 'exposed' it will put us ALL on the same level...
Anyway, as ity's so cold outside I think it's time for a 'Vin Chaud'
It will be a centre of nature, all food and drink will be organic etc....showers,pool etc will be out there in the natural setting. My idea is that once we our all 'exposed' it will put us ALL on the same level...
Anyway, as ity's so cold outside I think it's time for a 'Vin Chaud'
staggering in and leaning on the counter she gasps..... "Quick, give me a triple whisky on the rocks.. Thanks, dont ask questions, thanks". Here's your drink Smoky........................!!!PROBLEM?????
Looks like Santas pissed again, he's just flown off and knocked the chimney pot off again,thats the 3rd time this week,
thought id jst drop in and say have a drink with me to say merry christmas and hope that santa,s sack s full of good cheer for u all can we have something like the cresta run out back cyb i love to live on the edge my it is quiet no ph,s here but i see the broom is parked by the door andthere a few empty bottles of jf so the ch queen been in have fun cheers
Evening all..........
Wedy,your wish is my command,it will be up and running within the week...!!(all things are possible in Cybaspace..)
Time for some festi cheer & a large glass of something festive..
Wedy,your wish is my command,it will be up and running within the week...!!(all things are possible in Cybaspace..)
Time for some festi cheer & a large glass of something festive..
Thanks Smoky & Freeze for climbing on to the roof to re-build the chimney that Santa knocked off last night
When you get down there is a bottle of Champers on the bar for you both......
When you get down there is a bottle of Champers on the bar for you both......
Hello to all ,
Thanks for that bottle of Champers, we need it after all that work.
Hey if some one see beachcomber, please tell him i'm still waiting to play pool.
,Thanks for that bottle of Champers, we need it after all that work.
Hey if some one see beachcomber, please tell him i'm still waiting to play pool.
Drinks are on me! I've just heard that I have been promoted to Director of Studies in the Academy where I work.
WELL DONE JAN....!!! An early Xmas present for you I fancy..!!
Thanks Cyba!
Nobody wants to come out and celebrate though.
Nobody wants to come out and celebrate though.
1L Vodka please and everything will be fine
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