Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Poststhe cleaners name is lena she always lean on her mop wearing kk ,s shorts
HI GUYS,
LOOKS LIKE OLDIE IS AROUND WITH ALL THIS NOISE.
WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THE MENU FOE LUNCH???
LOOKS LIKE OLDIE IS AROUND WITH ALL THIS NOISE.
WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THE MENU FOE LUNCH???
Is the bar serving short shots? 
Where's every one ????? 
Guess all of tham are looking for Wedy.
Guess all of tham are looking for Wedy.
x'temp hu? hemm
Hey paddy, is nice and sunny.
Just stoped by for a coffee befor work
Just stoped by for a coffee befor work
Something tells me this pub is dying... without the owner here to keep an eye on things... and Uncle Wedy away ill or something. Funoldie gone gallavanting around Europe for the weekend, Freeze is working on her cruise ship charming the young male passengers, Me.. I just whiling away my time in this swiss cow-town....Beachcomber seems to have gone awol........ No new visitors to the pub. Maybe if the bartender was on duty, it would help. Also some good music on the jukebox would help too.
Okay, I popped in for a beer, and there is not a soul around, so i going home to read my book.
Okay, I popped in for a beer, and there is not a soul around, so i going home to read my book.
This is the most boring bar in the world! Why are there never any customers at normal drinking hours? You know, after 9.00pm!
It is 10.00 pm, and not the first time I have popped in only to find it is empty therefore I shall take my custom elsewhere!
It is 10.00 pm, and not the first time I have popped in only to find it is empty therefore I shall take my custom elsewhere!
And also...........where is beachcomber???? 
This place was fun we should do something to bring it back to life.
This place was fun we should do something to bring it back to life.
evening all. I've come down from my roof We have had bad gales and strong winds for over a week so no drinking. However I admit to talking the cyba bar roof to replace mine.So lets party before the hipster gets back and finds the place wrecked.Drinks on the house for all.
Evening all....!!! 
So what's been going on then...? It smells a bit odd in here..!!
So what's been going on then...? It smells a bit odd in here..!!
Everything gone like clockwork no worries at all
Nice to have you back Just one little hicup but Im sure you can sort it out with the police tomorrow
Nice to have you back Just one little hicup but Im sure you can sort it out with the police tomorrowPOLICE....!!!!!!!
What's been going on?
Hope that Wes has'nt been getting to rowdy...! I did say before i went away that 2 Mackeys a night was all he could handle!!
Or as Smoky been injecting the toilet cleaning fluid again?
Anyway, no worries with the 'old bill',next time they come in I'll take them in the room at the back of the bar and ply them with a couple of glasses of my finest Malt ,that normally does the trick!
What's been going on?
Hope that Wes has'nt been getting to rowdy...! I did say before i went away that 2 Mackeys a night was all he could handle!!
Or as Smoky been injecting the toilet cleaning fluid again?
Anyway, no worries with the 'old bill',next time they come in I'll take them in the room at the back of the bar and ply them with a couple of glasses of my finest Malt ,that normally does the trick!
Wes is missing...I reckon it might have something to do with his tab..HUGE...The old bill were very interested in the greenhouse and the funny looking plants you had growing
Oh oh, the Boss is Back! Beachcomber please bring the roof back, we need it... the rainy snowy season is starting, and that old sheet you draped accross the place is not going to work.
I think maybe Wedy did a secret trip into Switzerland.... the big double doors of the local church are missing... they just vanished mysteriously one night, no-one heard or saw anything..... they just vanished.... and WHO do we know who is desperate for a pair of old doors for his castle? and he has been so silent on the Forum lately... bet he tries to tell us he's been sick or something.
With Freeze off on her cruise ship again.... we dont have a bartender... people come in, help themselves to drinks, and then just leave. I think we must put in an "Honesty" box and a price list... in that way some cash may arrive in the pub?
I think maybe Wedy did a secret trip into Switzerland.... the big double doors of the local church are missing... they just vanished mysteriously one night, no-one heard or saw anything..... they just vanished.... and WHO do we know who is desperate for a pair of old doors for his castle? and he has been so silent on the Forum lately... bet he tries to tell us he's been sick or something.
With Freeze off on her cruise ship again.... we dont have a bartender... people come in, help themselves to drinks, and then just leave. I think we must put in an "Honesty" box and a price list... in that way some cash may arrive in the pub?
Hello boss, nice to see you back. You'll need to organize lot of things here. Hello to you too beachcomber
I would sack the cleaner.......but from what I can see AND smell I don't appear to have one to sack..!
By the way.......could the owner of the bright pink knickers i found in the celler please come in and claim them..!! they are starting to turn my beer..!!
By the way.......could the owner of the bright pink knickers i found in the celler please come in and claim them..!! they are starting to turn my beer..!!
Hey ! Excuse me.... the only place in the entire establishment that is CLEAN .. is the TOILETS. And I am the CLEANER LADY, Swiss trained, the best, the ultimate in cleaner of toilets. You can serve the food on the toilet lids its so clean. Its the rest of the place thats such a mess ! And I do not clean up pubs where you all been pucking, throwing your food around, doing concrete work, and mud wrestling, etc etc. But the toilets? They will pass the Health Inspectors Inspection any time !!!!! In fact, he is due this afternoon. So you all should do something about the rest of the establishment... huh?
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