Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)
Good evening to all, stoped by for a pint of beer. Hope it gets busy later.Hey the bar is so nice with all this christmas decorations.
Good job, who did it???
Anybody serving? I would like a glass of red wine please. 
Your wish is my command Jan 1305......what's your tipple?
I have some fine French wines,plus Ozzy wine & South African. I've also created my own wine for the season which I've called "Seasonal Glow"
Hope you all like the decorations...!
I've booked santa claus(i.e. beechcomber) but it's not sure yet because i think he's having a problem getting his 'Door deer's' going.
It's cold outside so I think I'll put another log on the fire..!
CHEERS
I have some fine French wines,plus Ozzy wine & South African. I've also created my own wine for the season which I've called "Seasonal Glow"
Hope you all like the decorations...!
I've booked santa claus(i.e. beechcomber) but it's not sure yet because i think he's having a problem getting his 'Door deer's' going.
It's cold outside so I think I'll put another log on the fire..!
CHEERS
Looks very festive and inviting. Seasonal Glow sounds just fine thankyou and with that extra log on the fire I'm sure I will soon warm up.
SALUD!
SALUD!
Cyba can I have my decorations back. I have just been chatting to the guy by the fire,he's a dyslexic devil worshipper who has sold his soul to santa
This seasonal glow tastes familular 
This seasonal glow tastes familular How many have you had??????????
Not sure I lost count after 3
Strong stuff eh? Cyba suggested the Seasonal Glow to me too. Think I'd better switch to something safer, what do you think he's put in it?
Always the same, if oldie was here would be realy fun just wayching you two 
sorry, i mean WATCHING..........guess i also had too many 
I'm not sure but I will ask the pink elephant playing pool he might know
Suddenly I don't feel so good....Smoky won't be pleased if I'm sick in her nice clean toilet so I'll just pop outside for a breath of fresh air.....
Jan I warned you not to eat cyba's special 
mince pies.Dont worry you will be ok in about 2 hours
mince pies.Dont worry you will be ok in about 2 hoursShe will really thank you for this...............cause it is already very dirty.
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Seems like the bars marketing needs some tune up ... 
and BTW :cough: :cough: who is willing :cough: :cough: to help me :cough: :cough: to get rid of the weed :cough: :cough: before the Police does find it :cough: pffffff ahhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah 
and BTW :cough: :cough: who is willing :cough: :cough: to help me :cough: :cough: to get rid of the weed :cough: :cough: before the Police does find it :cough: pffffff ahhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
Well first of the list will be: Me, beachcomber, Wedy, cyba .................
WHO IS SAYING THE TOILETS ARE DIRTY! That is impossible. They are Swiss Cleaned. Have you EVER seen a dirty Swiss toilet? Such a thing does not exist, never has, never will, and never ever will be!
They even have toilet seats that clean themselves, thats how clever a Swiss toilet is..... as soon as you think of sitting on it, it spins around, washing, disinfecting and drying itself. Then you sit on it, and when you stand up... away it goes again... cleaning itself. Do you know who invented that Duck-Shaped bottle for toilet cleaner? the one that you can spray upside down and it gets under the impossible edge of the toilet? A SWISS!!!!! Toilet cleaning is a major occupation of this country....... And finding the flush button can be a time consuming task... if you havent heard of all the connotations of this device so you know where to search if at first it is not observable.... If its not on the wall behind the toilet... it could be on the floor, where you press it with your foot. Not as bad as the one I saw in Italy once..... that one was hidden inside the wooden window-sill that you had to lift up, after closing the window open to the view, you lifted the sill, folded it forward, and hey presto, there was the flush handle.... Why is it that some nations try and hide this neccessity? Another one in Italy was the secret panel in the italian tiled bathroom you had to press to pop it open to reveal the toilet paper and flush button.... Lucky I never used that one... my friend did, and had to call the landlady about this presumed ommission.
Whats all this got to do with Cyba's Bar? I have no idea, but you were all going on about the toilets being dirty....
I have a question to ask.... who has been fiddling with my hand-rolling cigarette tobacco pouch? There seems to be some green stuff mixed in with my tobacco? and its made my smokes smell realy strange?
They even have toilet seats that clean themselves, thats how clever a Swiss toilet is..... as soon as you think of sitting on it, it spins around, washing, disinfecting and drying itself. Then you sit on it, and when you stand up... away it goes again... cleaning itself. Do you know who invented that Duck-Shaped bottle for toilet cleaner? the one that you can spray upside down and it gets under the impossible edge of the toilet? A SWISS!!!!! Toilet cleaning is a major occupation of this country....... And finding the flush button can be a time consuming task... if you havent heard of all the connotations of this device so you know where to search if at first it is not observable.... If its not on the wall behind the toilet... it could be on the floor, where you press it with your foot. Not as bad as the one I saw in Italy once..... that one was hidden inside the wooden window-sill that you had to lift up, after closing the window open to the view, you lifted the sill, folded it forward, and hey presto, there was the flush handle.... Why is it that some nations try and hide this neccessity? Another one in Italy was the secret panel in the italian tiled bathroom you had to press to pop it open to reveal the toilet paper and flush button.... Lucky I never used that one... my friend did, and had to call the landlady about this presumed ommission.
Whats all this got to do with Cyba's Bar? I have no idea, but you were all going on about the toilets being dirty....
I have a question to ask.... who has been fiddling with my hand-rolling cigarette tobacco pouch? There seems to be some green stuff mixed in with my tobacco? and its made my smokes smell realy strange?
I sad it was dirty, but not because you diden't clean it well. It was dirty cause some girls split all the drink on the floor. 
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So I decided to leave him to it and went back too the C.B. for a beer!