Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)
I guess to make up this show we'll have to dance with the guys. So i was thinking of me, brunette, picky, spider & yami. If the guys will do the dances we can fix there costumes, we'll make them wear a pents instade with frils at the bottom. To convince spider we just need a good old scotch whisky, some good week from Colombia 
& you smoky preper some of your hash cookies. Yami i don't know him much so you will ask him pls ok.
Today i want to drink some good gin. I'll go & make myself a nice gin fizz, want one too?
& you smoky preper some of your hash cookies. Yami i don't know him much so you will ask him pls ok.Today i want to drink some good gin. I'll go & make myself a nice gin fizz, want one too?
please no poles for Wedy........or thay will close the cyba's bar.Ok here's a nice exotic cocktaile for you PLANTERS PUNCH. Cheers
Okay PickyOne, Glad you taking part in the Cabaret..... its Can-Can on the Floor tonight!... you girls may cartwheel off the bar counter... so much safer to do it on the floor.
Coyote Ugly on the Bar counter for next Friday nite? Will you please choose the outfits? You can just describe them to us, so we got an idea what you all going to look like, okay? And it will inspire the men to turn up...... As there is no Couvert Charge, we will just send round a collection of all their paper money!.... like they do in church, my church anyway!.... using the huge big orange plastic buckets.....I'll bring them along on my way to the pub.
It is such a difficult job thinking up enterainment for this pub..... Got any more ideas? What you think about the decor? We at least got rid of al the sawdust on the floor!
Cheers.
Coyote Ugly on the Bar counter for next Friday nite? Will you please choose the outfits? You can just describe them to us, so we got an idea what you all going to look like, okay? And it will inspire the men to turn up...... As there is no Couvert Charge, we will just send round a collection of all their paper money!.... like they do in church, my church anyway!.... using the huge big orange plastic buckets.....I'll bring them along on my way to the pub.
It is such a difficult job thinking up enterainment for this pub..... Got any more ideas? What you think about the decor? We at least got rid of al the sawdust on the floor!
Cheers.
Let me get a dubble shot of tequila.
Smoky i'm starting to panic Spider diden't show up all week, what are we going to do? We are missing a dancer.
Picky sweet i'll wear the blue dress ok, i think you'll look good in the yellow one. The show is up at 10pm so be ready.
Smoky i'm starting to panic Spider diden't show up all week, what are we going to do? We are missing a dancer.
Picky sweet i'll wear the blue dress ok, i think you'll look good in the yellow one. The show is up at 10pm so be ready.
Hi everybuddy 
I had problems with my internet & computer but now it's fine again so I am back on stage
... did I miss something
... did someone miss me 
I had problems with my internet & computer but now it's fine again so I am back on stage
... did I miss something
... did someone miss me 
SPIDERMOOSE IS BACK! We all missed you..... glad u back ....the place is so quiet without you around. U just in time for the cabaret Can-Can, hope you can do cartwheels? in a long frilly dress? Sorry fellow, you doing Drag again tonite. We got a new young lady here, new dancer, choreographer, designer, party organiser.... name of ThePickyOne.... Go introduce yourself.... and then go kiss Freeze hello and give her a big huge hug.... ! Hash cookies under the bar counter... same place.
Hello spider, nice to see you back.
So a pint of beer for you & a bucket for the horse right or vice versa? 
So a pint of beer for you & a bucket for the horse right
or vice versa? 
"Drunken Horse" sounds more like the name of a chief here ... in British Columbia ...
Next round on me ;)
Next round on me ;)
Whats happened to the decour in here,I go away up the Amazon for a few weeks and come back to find the place pink.HD is pleased to see me at least..Last time I saw Cyber was in a dodgy cafe in Zanzibar is he back. Drinks all round
Hello Beachcomber, welcome back 
You don't like the new western decour? Ok so from today you'll take care of HD please. Hippy is still away hope to see him back soon.
Cheers
You don't like the new western decour? Ok so from today you'll take care of HD please. Hippy is still away
hope to see him back soon.Cheers
Geeezzz,what a night!!! Even if,now, I have to deal with a terrible hangover,after all those shots of tequila,I must say it was a crazy night,here,at Cyba's. U,girls,definitely know how to party!
Smokie,u little fox,u said can can on the dance floor,but I could have sweared I saw u dancing on some guy's table(ok...I'm not going to say which one's;my lips are sealled).
Freeze,I knew u had hot blood running thru your veines,but,girl,u were something else.Absolutely fantastic with that blue dress of yours,wich I guess it's ruined now,'cause the boys were all over u and they ripped your frills off.Never mind,let them have something from u,for it was a night to remember.
Errrmmm...Spider,forgive me if I don't exactly remember what has happened after Smokie introduced us to each other.I just hope I've been nice to u and,believe me,when I was rolling on the floor laughing,it wasn't because of your red dress or your black stockings,cross my heart
Smokie,u little fox,u said can can on the dance floor,but I could have sweared I saw u dancing on some guy's table(ok...I'm not going to say which one's;my lips are sealled).
Freeze,I knew u had hot blood running thru your veines,but,girl,u were something else.Absolutely fantastic with that blue dress of yours,wich I guess it's ruined now,'cause the boys were all over u and they ripped your frills off.Never mind,let them have something from u,for it was a night to remember.
Errrmmm...Spider,forgive me if I don't exactly remember what has happened after Smokie introduced us to each other.I just hope I've been nice to u and,believe me,when I was rolling on the floor laughing,it wasn't because of your red dress or your black stockings,cross my heart
Sure is was a crazy night. You was fantastic too girl. 
But where have you been after the show? I coulden't see you any where, or maybe i was too pissed.
But where have you been after the show? I coulden't see you any where, or maybe i was too pissed. Oh oh, Beachcomber AND Funoldie are back! Welcome home to both of you!
You missed one hell of a night of Can-Can! AND, as you can see, we got a new girl in the pub... ThePickyOne... good dancer too, learnt the Can-Can from Freeze in one afternoon, and they put on the performance that night, and brought the house down!! The Bar made an excellent profit too!! Picky is organising a "Coyote Ugly" performance for this coming Friday and Sat nite... on the bar counter, and is in charge of the costumes. She should let us have a preview of how the girls will be dressed.... told her she has Carte Blanche at the Backstage Costume Shop to choose whatever.... and Kev the Hairdresser accross the road will do their hair and make-up free, he says, IF Beachcomber will go have afternoon tea with him?
There's also another guy, on a horse, BeQuu...... Cheez! maybe he's another friend of Spidermoose's?.. now we got TWO horses drinking beer! Is it an offence to ride a drunk horse? or to be drunk while riding a drunk horse?
Since Wedy has lost the door to his castle he has had to take an apartment in town..... so when we up there in August we at least havent got too far to go to find him now! We having a Pizza evening at his place...... he is the Chef!..... and he reckons we can just wheel a trolley of meat and another of booze, down to the lake for our b'b'que ... set fire to the trolley of meat, and drink the booze, and then just dance our way home to the hotel. |Its all near each other.... Wedys place, the hotel, the lake, the supermarket.
Thanks Freeze and Picky.... make mine a double whisky, ice, soda.
You missed one hell of a night of Can-Can! AND, as you can see, we got a new girl in the pub... ThePickyOne... good dancer too, learnt the Can-Can from Freeze in one afternoon, and they put on the performance that night, and brought the house down!! The Bar made an excellent profit too!! Picky is organising a "Coyote Ugly" performance for this coming Friday and Sat nite... on the bar counter, and is in charge of the costumes. She should let us have a preview of how the girls will be dressed.... told her she has Carte Blanche at the Backstage Costume Shop to choose whatever.... and Kev the Hairdresser accross the road will do their hair and make-up free, he says, IF Beachcomber will go have afternoon tea with him?
There's also another guy, on a horse, BeQuu...... Cheez! maybe he's another friend of Spidermoose's?.. now we got TWO horses drinking beer! Is it an offence to ride a drunk horse? or to be drunk while riding a drunk horse?
Since Wedy has lost the door to his castle he has had to take an apartment in town..... so when we up there in August we at least havent got too far to go to find him now! We having a Pizza evening at his place...... he is the Chef!..... and he reckons we can just wheel a trolley of meat and another of booze, down to the lake for our b'b'que ... set fire to the trolley of meat, and drink the booze, and then just dance our way home to the hotel. |Its all near each other.... Wedys place, the hotel, the lake, the supermarket.
Thanks Freeze and Picky.... make mine a double whisky, ice, soda.
My Dear Man... Sanity is Banned from the Bar.
Evening all.. Nice to see a few new faces in the bar although the horse seems unhappy.Why the long face?
Nice to see a few new faces in the bar although the horse seems unhappy.Why the long face? nice to see u guys back all we need now is cyb back and the rat pack is up and running again and by the way fellas have a bottle or 2 with me i put 12 bottle of j/f in the office help yourselfs cheers
Morning all guys & dolls,Had no time to stop by last night very busy at work. The place is getting busy again here nice to see that. Ok now i need a dubble coffee with Baylie's pls.
HEY! Wedward... Those are MY 12 bottles in the office, and here you just offering them to all and sundry!!!! I stashing them until I got time to add them to the Vat of Old Wine we brewing in my cellar back home, you know, the stuff we desperately needing in my village... to keep the old people healthy till the spring thaw! They got to be strong because they got to harness each other to the ploughs to plough the lands for the new crops, without which we will all die next winter! All the young folk have left to go work in the City, leaving all the work on the land to us oldies, of which I am the youngest.
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SMOKY GO IN THE BACK & HAVE A LOOK AT THE CAN-CAN DRESSES, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. NOW WE NEED TO FIND 5 GRIRS TO DANCE ON SATURDAY NIGHT, ONE IS ME SO YOU NEED TO FIND 4 MORE PLS. IT WILL BE FUN IF WE PUT 5 GUYS ON THE STAGE
OK NOW I NEED TEQUILA, SALT & LEMON........WHO'S JOINING ME?