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wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postssounds like you lot had a glass or 2 /4/8 last night what was it that bl--dy jet fuel i dont know smoky its lethal that stuff have you got any left 
Hey..! You like lethal stuff? or what? You keep running it down, and mixing up the ingredients, thought you were dead against it! Its fermented rice and vodka... wonderful stuff, you will never have flu again in your life!
I have other more powerful recipes, but they are sort of secret at the moment. When I move into my barn I will start brewing them.. then I shall send you some samples, but I dont know how to get them past the customs officials.
I called in sick, can some one take my shift??? And make me a hot toddy that should helps a little.Consider it done...Funoldie is allready on the bike bringing hot toddy , chocolates etc...wrap up and keep warm
didn't know that oldie was the delivey man !!!
Thanks a lot 
Thanks a lot Sorry Freeze with these lack of clothes I have drunk your hot toddy, but have got some Knight Nurse.
KK
KK
i'll do a hot toddy my self than.............thanks for the knight nurse but i'll pass. 
Be back ay work tomorrow........See you
Be back ay work tomorrow........See you
friday night is knees up booze up night 9pm at cybs ok
So tonight is the Pole dancing Funoldie thing.. we got the pole cemented in last night and the top is wired to the rafters... hope he doesnt pull the roof down!
And I have organised the mud... for Wedy and Funoldie's Mudwrestling tomorrow night.
Wow we do have a full entertainment programme huh?
The tipper truck has just off-loaded its load of nice sand on the pavement... so when you guys get here tonight you first each take a shovel (Wedy has his own) and bring the load into the courtyard, then after Funoldies routine you can start bringing it into the pub. Just pile it up behind the pole. Tomorrow night we can add the water to make the mud.
For all your trouble, we got a couple crates of fresh brewed "beer" to quench your thirst. I brewed it up this week... cause we couldnt afford to order more without the guys having settled their their tabs for last week-end drinking bout. I just used what was left from the jetfuel, and added a few other interesting ingredients..... guaranteed to keep out the cold, keep you on your feet, and help you appreciate the music a bit more.
And I have organised the mud... for Wedy and Funoldie's Mudwrestling tomorrow night.
Wow we do have a full entertainment programme huh?
The tipper truck has just off-loaded its load of nice sand on the pavement... so when you guys get here tonight you first each take a shovel (Wedy has his own) and bring the load into the courtyard, then after Funoldies routine you can start bringing it into the pub. Just pile it up behind the pole. Tomorrow night we can add the water to make the mud.
For all your trouble, we got a couple crates of fresh brewed "beer" to quench your thirst. I brewed it up this week... cause we couldnt afford to order more without the guys having settled their their tabs for last week-end drinking bout. I just used what was left from the jetfuel, and added a few other interesting ingredients..... guaranteed to keep out the cold, keep you on your feet, and help you appreciate the music a bit more.
Here i am guys, doing all the set ups for tonight.............It's chilly out side so dress up well and come to enjoy the party. 
Evening all..Good news..despite several changes of identity Wes has been found and his tab paid..in cash as well..so Funoldie strut your stuff for the ladies.Im going to clean the pool table as its in a right mess.Freeze do you know anything about it?
It wasn't me ...... I was on sick yesterday remanber
people are saying the beer is not cold,,,do something about it beachcomber
Well I dropped in for a quick drink but the place is deserted so I guess I should go find another livelier place for a nightcap!
Funoldie went over the top with his pole dance.Most of the guys are still at the police station after the raid.Drinks are on the house.
How did you avoid arrest then????
As luck would have it .I was the next act and I was dressed as a Policeman, so I played along and arrested Wes, put him in the back of the police van and came back in here for a glass of wine
Ye gads, is that what happened last night?! I dont remember anything..... the last I saw was Funoldie going up the pole into the rafters of the ceiling... and then there was what looked like "The Village People" all dressed like police running all over the place! I thought a surprise act had been brought in!
All I do know is that I have one whopper of a headache this morning.
And tonight is the mud-wrestling....? The place is getting to look a bit of a mess.. what with that jagged hole in the ceiling and lumps of concrete all over the floor and the pole hanging at an angle off the roof rafters! and now tonight there's going to be MUD!
Should be fun, huh?
All I do know is that I have one whopper of a headache this morning.
And tonight is the mud-wrestling....? The place is getting to look a bit of a mess.. what with that jagged hole in the ceiling and lumps of concrete all over the floor and the pole hanging at an angle off the roof rafters! and now tonight there's going to be MUD!
Should be fun, huh?
the floor show is about to begin girls whres the pole oops sorry kk you on next
Sorry, I couldnt make it last night... and missed the mud wrestling! Who won? Wedy or KK? (thought his name was Funoldie? whats the KK for?)
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