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freezexxx, Xlokk Malta38 Threads 1,262 PostsHey cyba, i need a shot of vodka quick pls 
Hey Friends :)
I AM feeling better today, the home DAH service worked superb, thanks CybaDearHippy! I was close to geeting totally drunk but what the heck, flu could not get me even for the sake of my temporary alcoholism ;)
Good news is that you get every 5th drink free (or was it only an exclusive offer for me?? shushhhh ;)
And thank you Freeze for your wishes!
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Anyway, I can see Freeze is in the need of a strong drink and I think I know why...
Dear Freezy Friend! Ignore the guy...
He is not worth our time or emotions and whatever we say it will always prove his superiority towards the world... in his eyes of course... that's the type...
So, cheers to all, cheers to Freeze, bear with us and ... who were we talking about?
You do not remember? Oh well... never mind...
I AM feeling better today, the home DAH service worked superb, thanks CybaDearHippy! I was close to geeting totally drunk but what the heck, flu could not get me even for the sake of my temporary alcoholism ;)
Good news is that you get every 5th drink free (or was it only an exclusive offer for me?? shushhhh ;)
And thank you Freeze for your wishes!
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Anyway, I can see Freeze is in the need of a strong drink and I think I know why...
Dear Freezy Friend! Ignore the guy...
He is not worth our time or emotions and whatever we say it will always prove his superiority towards the world... in his eyes of course... that's the type... So, cheers to all, cheers to Freeze, bear with us and ... who were we talking about?
You do not remember? Oh well... never mind... HEY Fuoco, what are you drinking??? Not much going on to night.
Sipping my strawbery margarita and off to bed soon... :) You all have a good and sunny day tomorrow :)
Yes freeze I am looking for someone to look after the 'Cyba Bar' for a day or 2 as it happens...!!
I'll explain,
On Thursday(23rd) I'm going to Grenoble,it's a huge Pottery,Hand Crafts,Art market etc.......I'll be working there for 10 day's!
I've asked 'Beechcomber' if he can help out a bit whilst I'm away,and he said fine,BUT,I still need someone else......so you get the job...ask 'beechcomber' what hours would be good.
ConFuoco......So glad to hear that you are happy with the DAH service!! I hope the 'medicine' was'nt to strong....I'm not a Doctor but i felt you needed something that would pick you up!
I'll be back tomorrow night,if I don't see you then ,then maybe i'll see you in Grenoble
please let me know if 'beechcomber' is not being a nice chap!
I'll explain,
On Thursday(23rd) I'm going to Grenoble,it's a huge Pottery,Hand Crafts,Art market etc.......I'll be working there for 10 day's!
I've asked 'Beechcomber' if he can help out a bit whilst I'm away,and he said fine,BUT,I still need someone else......so you get the job...ask 'beechcomber' what hours would be good.
ConFuoco......So glad to hear that you are happy with the DAH service!! I hope the 'medicine' was'nt to strong....I'm not a Doctor but i felt you needed something that would pick you up!
I'll be back tomorrow night,if I don't see you then ,then maybe i'll see you in Grenoble
please let me know if 'beechcomber' is not being a nice chap!
enjoy your trip cyb.
Great while Cyb's away hows about abusing the bar Beechcomber/Freeze?. Cyb says hes away for 10 days so we could hav Happy 240 hours.
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KK
Nice one 'Funoldie'.... Enjoy!
Enjoy!P.S. And thaks Wes
Oh oh, I applied at the wrong site for this job. But its okay, Im a great believer in going with the flow.... so now I can just relax and get happily drunk and not have to worry about serving customers. Great. This pub seems to be quite popular, the theme is getting carried over in other threads, and thats where I explained what happened to Cyba's rain-barrel where Cybahippy catches rainwater for filling the flush toilets, part of his "economise and save the planet" schemes... On the night me and my coven spent there Funoldie tried to make off with one of our brooms... and jump-started himself off the roof, lost his shirt when it snagged on a rafter sticking out, and landed bum first in the barrel, where the Fire-brigade had to come cut him out. Then he went off with 5 towels from the toilets, cause he also lost his trousers in the barrel cutting excercise to rescue him. Anyway, |I have reminded him that he now owes Cyba's a new rain barrel, and the 5 towels. Oh he also took a full bottle of Scotch to warm himself with cause he had to walk home.. his car keys were mangled by the chain saw.
Thanks cyba, i'll take care of everything 
Hey beachcomber, let me know the hrs you want me to work ok. This is gonna be fun 
Thanks for the 'tip off' Smoky....I'll be speaking to 'funoldie' when he next comes in about my rain barrel
Evening all.So it looks like im in charge. First things first Happy Hour is now Happy 24HRS.Ive got a barrel of Guiness on tap for England and Funoldie. Freeze and Smokey are in charge in my absense.Wed,you have run up a Huge bar tab so you might like to settle it before cybe gets back.Sorry but the Home Delivery Service is suspended until the pucture in the bikes tyre is fixed.Im sorry to say that Mostdesired is BANNED from the bar unless he produces a signed statment from both his therepist and anger management councellor........................... Right drinks on Wed lets all chill and have a good time......
First things first Happy Hour is now Happy 24HRS.Ive got a barrel of Guiness on tap for England and Funoldie. Freeze and Smokey are in charge in my absense.Wed,you have run up a Huge bar tab so you might like to settle it before cybe gets back.Sorry but the Home Delivery Service is suspended until the pucture in the bikes tyre is fixed.Im sorry to say that Mostdesired is BANNED from the bar unless he produces a signed statment from both his therepist and anger management councellor........................... Right drinks on Wed lets all chill and have a good time...... Looks like is gonna be a lot more fun here.........BEER FOR ALL
Evening ALL.........!
Very hot in here tonight!!!!,'BEECHCOMBER' could you turn 'WES'S door down a bit? It's mad hot in here....!!!
Hope you all have the crack whilst I'm up to my neck in it in Grenoble...
CHEERS TO YOU ALL..
Very hot in here tonight!!!!,'BEECHCOMBER' could you turn 'WES'S door down a bit? It's mad hot in here....!!!
Hope you all have the crack whilst I'm up to my neck in it in Grenoble...
CHEERS TO YOU ALL..
You need to speak to freeze and smoky on that as im on the door stopping undesireable and boring banned people from spoiling the party by spreading thier misery......
Good job 'BEECHCOMBER'(is it me next on that spliff or what?)
Whilst your on the door could you keep an eye open for the person who punctured the tyres on the 'HDS bike.?
Time i had a glass of red i think!!!!
Whilst your on the door could you keep an eye open for the person who punctured the tyres on the 'HDS bike.?
Time i had a glass of red i think!!!!
Oh I am so pleased that the Door has finally gone up in smoke! Now we can lay it to rest and never speak of it again, thank goodness.
Shame, Cybahippy thinks Funoldie nicked the rain barrel... havent you told him yet? Beachcomber used it to start the fire, it was smashed into "squaw wood" when Funoldie landed in it..... was only the steel bands around it that held him prisoner till the fire department came and sawed him loose. So Funoldie actually owes a complete NEW barrel, plus the 5 towels.
And yes, I have a suspicion that Funoldie is doing lap-dancing now. I heard him muttering about how is he going to remember he only has 5 veils to remove when it should have been 7! THAT must be why he wanted those towels, and I remember he did ask for 7 originally, and muttered like mad when I only gave him the 5. I should have been suspicious then... because since when is Funoldie coy about walking about naked anyway? Freeze... you should make him pay the house at least 50% of his earnings.... its the pubs towels he is using for his routine.
Shame, Cybahippy thinks Funoldie nicked the rain barrel... havent you told him yet? Beachcomber used it to start the fire, it was smashed into "squaw wood" when Funoldie landed in it..... was only the steel bands around it that held him prisoner till the fire department came and sawed him loose. So Funoldie actually owes a complete NEW barrel, plus the 5 towels.
And yes, I have a suspicion that Funoldie is doing lap-dancing now. I heard him muttering about how is he going to remember he only has 5 veils to remove when it should have been 7! THAT must be why he wanted those towels, and I remember he did ask for 7 originally, and muttered like mad when I only gave him the 5. I should have been suspicious then... because since when is Funoldie coy about walking about naked anyway? Freeze... you should make him pay the house at least 50% of his earnings.... its the pubs towels he is using for his routine.
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