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beachcomber3333plymouth, Devon, England UK10 Threads 134 PostsEvening all.
The mud wrestling was won by the cleaning lady who beat KK? in a closely fought final.
Tomorrow night is Quiz Night and without giving too much away I can tell you all that there are some very impressive prizes for the winners Welcome to Paddy there's a free Bushmills or six for you and you can have a tab no worries
Good news is that the Police are not pressing charges after the unfortunate riot the other night........The home delivery service is now faster than ever, the bar having taken delivery of a nearly new scooter.Enjoy the evening.
The mud wrestling was won by the cleaning lady who beat KK? in a closely fought final. Tomorrow night is Quiz Night and without giving too much away I can tell you all that there are some very impressive prizes for the winners Welcome to Paddy there's a free Bushmills or six for you and you can have a tab no worries Good news is that the Police are not pressing charges after the unfortunate riot the other night........The home delivery service is now faster than ever, the bar having taken delivery of a nearly new scooter.Enjoy the evening.
I came for a quick coffee, it's chilly outside.
Hey all don't miss the quiz tonight, it's a lot of fun so be here. Also we'll have sangria 2 for 1.
Hey all don't miss the quiz tonight, it's a lot of fun so be here. Also we'll have sangria 2 for 1.
Escuse me here, Beachcomber, but can you please tell me what happened to my scooter I parked outside the pub, while I went in to do my duties cleaning the toilets?.....
I'm still waiting for an explanation about my scooter??? The guy accross the road, you know that hairdresser guy who always stands outside his door having a smoke when you outside sweeping the pavement? says he saw you screwing on a delivery box to my bike, and wondered if I had donated it to the pub, cause he also says he saw you out there with your paints, and you were painting these huge green letters on the box part....? Was that my scooter? Cause now I got to use my bicycle while the Polizei investigate the whereabouts of my scooter, and I just hope you are innocent here, and that you realy realy bought that scooter, and didnt just fenangle mine!
fined 100 e + COSTS OF 150 FO ROWDY BEHAVE AND FOR SOME WHO SHALL BE NAMELESS ACTING LIKE A .COP TO SAVE HIS OWN SKIN BUT IT WILLCOST U A WHOLE CASE OF JET AND THAT WAS OT KK THE CLEANING LADY KICKED IN THE TESTIMONALS THAT WAS THE NEW FRENCK BLOKE POOR GUY NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM BEECHCOMBER SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IT IT WAS CARNAGE POOR GUY
Evening all.Smoky,I bought the cyba scooter off the Hairdresser for 50euros and a free haircut, he told me it had 1 careful owner.
Dont worry about the fine.I have had a whip round in the bar, so far you have 2euros, 45 bottle tops, an old shoe, a half eaten cheese sandwich and something I don't much like the look of, but we will get here.
Happy hour is on so enjoy a drink AND BEHAVE
Happy hour is on so enjoy a drink AND BEHAVEWell where do I begin?
There was me all ready to do a little pole and lap dancing show for the ladies who com to Cyba’s bar. Stopped off at a little club I know to have a couple of sharpeners (dutch courage and Im not even dutch). Well before you know it I had gathered quit a crowd (I think its because I was dressed as my photo)…….Anyway I got a little drunk (plastered actually).
So went into Cyba’s eventually carrying my own pole. The doorman (looking suspiciously like Beech), wouldn’t let me in at first. Well while we were arguing my colleagues from th police raided the joint and I slipped in through the back.
By this time it was to late to do my show, so being a little drunk (plastered actually) I decided to take a nap. Well I found this lovely warm oozy bed and went to sleep. Next thing I know the bl**dy cleaner is prodding me with her broom. Well I’ve got a bit of a hangover and don’t take to kindly to being prodded. So I makes a grab for her and we end up rolling about in the mud bed.. Having spent the night already in the mud I was covered and some got in my eye, or she wouldn’t have beaten me.
Next thing I know I wake up on this desert island with a scooter and a load of people playing some form of cricket, eating a load of food and talking of dreams about making love not war.
SO WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS……………………..
WHO’S NICKED ME SHORTS?????????
kk
There was me all ready to do a little pole and lap dancing show for the ladies who com to Cyba’s bar. Stopped off at a little club I know to have a couple of sharpeners (dutch courage and Im not even dutch). Well before you know it I had gathered quit a crowd (I think its because I was dressed as my photo)…….Anyway I got a little drunk (plastered actually).
So went into Cyba’s eventually carrying my own pole. The doorman (looking suspiciously like Beech), wouldn’t let me in at first. Well while we were arguing my colleagues from th police raided the joint and I slipped in through the back.
By this time it was to late to do my show, so being a little drunk (plastered actually) I decided to take a nap. Well I found this lovely warm oozy bed and went to sleep. Next thing I know the bl**dy cleaner is prodding me with her broom. Well I’ve got a bit of a hangover and don’t take to kindly to being prodded. So I makes a grab for her and we end up rolling about in the mud bed.. Having spent the night already in the mud I was covered and some got in my eye, or she wouldn’t have beaten me.
Next thing I know I wake up on this desert island with a scooter and a load of people playing some form of cricket, eating a load of food and talking of dreams about making love not war.
SO WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS……………………..
WHO’S NICKED ME SHORTS?????????
kk
Amazing how the truth has a way of coming to the fore, without even a conscious thought about it....... the hairdresser said he saw you screwing something on my scooter.... think about that for a moment here..... Can you tell me why you should be "screwing something" on my scooter? Was she so undescribable that she gets referred to as a "Something"? Just a thought... he could have meant he saw you "attaching something" to my scooter? Bad choice of words I guess?... I dont think that hairdresser guy is too overly educated.
Look I was only giving her directions. As for you Funoldie.the desert island was in fact the new kiddies sandpit and the kids were using you as the wicket and the cleaner has your shorts but we wont go there. Well im up for it so the drinks are on me
As for you Funoldie.the desert island was in fact the new kiddies sandpit and the kids were using you as the wicket and the cleaner has your shorts but we wont go there. Well im up for it so the drinks are on meye gods and little apples dont remember nowt got to stop going out so much clearn lady brooms scooters some pole dont know his name this jetfuel is far to strong when is cyb back maybe sanity will return then
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hic hic hic zzzzzzWho wants Sanity? We all having such fun !!! The place is a shambles, but its just so enjoyable... theres no doors to lock anymore, no floors to clean, no ceiling for cobwebs... only the toilets.... and its just a matter of time till they have something happen to them..... I just hope the building is not declared derelict or something and Cybahippy comes home to an Eviction Order ! 
thats not a problem as long as the toilets are ok cyb can put a tent ove the rubble and call it the derilict drinking den
Just popped in for lunch.You are right this place is a shambles.I have just found what looks like the remains of a pair of shorts in my soup
Where did you get the new cook from? The hairdresser across the street is short of space so I have rented out the toilets to him so customers can have their hair done whilst visiting the loo, special discounts of course..Tonight is the 3 legged race around the town.This involves couples racing from bar to bar with two of their legs tied together. They have to have a drink in every bar and the first couple back win a major prize donated by cybahippy.
So choose you partners carefully
Where did you get the new cook from? The hairdresser across the street is short of space so I have rented out the toilets to him so customers can have their hair done whilst visiting the loo, special discounts of course..Tonight is the 3 legged race around the town.This involves couples racing from bar to bar with two of their legs tied together. They have to have a drink in every bar and the first couple back win a major prize donated by cybahippy. So choose you partners carefullyOoooh! This is what I love about the new Derelict Drinkin Den... just SO much fun!
Here's another suggestion for next weeks game..... GOLF.. yes, we do the rounds of all the pubs, with our score cards, and however many gulps it takes to drink a bottle of beer is the whatever its called you mark down in golf....starting and ending at the 19th Hole at Cybers, so the lowest score is the winner... huh? can we play that next week? I dont think we should have any more pole dancing or mud wrestling... its getting too messy in there... so the more time we spend outside the better, maybe.
Here's another suggestion for next weeks game..... GOLF.. yes, we do the rounds of all the pubs, with our score cards, and however many gulps it takes to drink a bottle of beer is the whatever its called you mark down in golf....starting and ending at the 19th Hole at Cybers, so the lowest score is the winner... huh? can we play that next week? I dont think we should have any more pole dancing or mud wrestling... its getting too messy in there... so the more time we spend outside the better, maybe.
like the golf idea but no jf
Lordy lordy... definitely not! Just plain BIER! Otherwise even the "Derelict Drinking Den" will be destroyed... and then Cybahippyy is going to find us all drinking in some open field somewhere.... with Freeze stationed at a couple planks balanced on old tin cans...serving homebrewed JF!
then we would all be derelicts 
The 3legged race was won by Funoldie amd the Cleaning lady. The two of them have become unseperatable since the mud wrestling. Nobody else finished the race as at the second bar there was a great band playing, so we all atayed there. 1st prize is a week at Castle de Wedward no expense spared The bar would like to thank Wes for this very kind donation Drinks on the house
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