Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME....... (942)
You see Smokey how us kind considerate gentlemen have made life easier for the cleaners.
And whats more us MEN dont hang around in the toilets....we dont take our handbags and spend three hours talking in there, thats what the BAR is for.
Whats the point of us taking you out for a nice evening trying to get to know you and then you up sticks go to the toilet and sit down in a bl**dy recliner for a couple of hours.
KK
And whats more us MEN dont hang around in the toilets....we dont take our handbags and spend three hours talking in there, thats what the BAR is for.
Whats the point of us taking you out for a nice evening trying to get to know you and then you up sticks go to the toilet and sit down in a bl**dy recliner for a couple of hours.
KK
RIOJA happy smoky now come back to bed
swiss miss read the comments by kk they r so true 
I think some video footage should be taken of you guys in the pub.
Have you ever taken a look at yourselves?(thats what the mirror behind the counter is for)....
Now.... when women meet other women.... do they....Slap them on the back, jab them in the guts, scream with laughter at their new outfit/cap/t.shirt/shoes?.. and then shout to everyone else in the place to "Check this out!"? ... and then march right to the other end of the bar-counter, without waiting for their companion, to start doing the same thing to another friend/workmate/janitor, or whoever else they recognise?... or better still... creep up behind an unsuspecting "friend" and then Rugby Tackle them to the floor, rubbing dirt into their hair and pummelling them all over, while laughing insanely?
No, women dont do those things. SO, while all that is going on, isnt it nice, for the women of the above men, to at least have a nice comfortable place to retire to, until all the "greetings" have taken place? See? Women only do practical things, so never question them, just accept.
Have you ever taken a look at yourselves?(thats what the mirror behind the counter is for)....
Now.... when women meet other women.... do they....Slap them on the back, jab them in the guts, scream with laughter at their new outfit/cap/t.shirt/shoes?.. and then shout to everyone else in the place to "Check this out!"? ... and then march right to the other end of the bar-counter, without waiting for their companion, to start doing the same thing to another friend/workmate/janitor, or whoever else they recognise?... or better still... creep up behind an unsuspecting "friend" and then Rugby Tackle them to the floor, rubbing dirt into their hair and pummelling them all over, while laughing insanely?
No, women dont do those things. SO, while all that is going on, isnt it nice, for the women of the above men, to at least have a nice comfortable place to retire to, until all the "greetings" have taken place? See? Women only do practical things, so never question them, just accept.
is tere a vet in the house me thinks smoky ,s got a fever bought on by ove indulgence of j/f and to much pink its a shame really and she,s only just lernt to fly her new broom solo without the pointy heads help her into that stone trough she put there for h/d she can lie in that and tear down that pink curtain and put over her till the vet oops i mean doc gets here look at her sweating its pouring over the sides of the trough what u think s wrong with her kk any idea wish that vdoc would hurry up poor gal she seemed ok after that10th j/f 
Kicks sawdust off my shoes, perches on a stool at the bar.... CYBER CYBER where are you????
Thanks to Smoky and Jan1305 for introducing me to this thread...!
I'm really looking forward to making good-healthy relationship with the beautiful ladies here... (Stockholm).
In all threads I'm seeing a few common faces... others are too busy to reply or they just don't care to type in their views?
You people rock!
-Mak
I'm really looking forward to making good-healthy relationship with the beautiful ladies here... (Stockholm).
In all threads I'm seeing a few common faces... others are too busy to reply or they just don't care to type in their views?
You people rock!
-Mak
Hi, glad you took Smoky's advice and came to the bar.
It's usually quiet at this time during the evening on the European forum, so don't worry. Everybody will be surfacing eventually!
It's usually quiet at this time during the evening on the European forum, so don't worry. Everybody will be surfacing eventually!
Don't be so desperate!!
'Ladies listening?'.....Suddenly I feel invisible! You CAN have a friendship here without the need for forming an intimate relationship, remember that!
'Ladies listening?'.....Suddenly I feel invisible! You CAN have a friendship here without the need for forming an intimate relationship, remember that!
hi jan left u a new bottle of rioja on the corner table and one on the pink table for kk enjoy cheers
Hello to you all, how is everyone???I am VERY VERY sick
please can someone deliver me a nice hot irsh coffee.i thought i was quiet how r u lovely girl better i hope but stay of the booze what was wrong tummy bug all them exotic places and food awfully nice nivce to see u to seeu nice have a fun day have a lass of water on me cheers fre 
I just got a bad cold Wedy...........it all cause of the AC 
cheer yourself up book up for austria and tell rachel also and book flights after hotel if u book now u will get good prices cheers need all to plug the holiday in austria got about 7/8 people already cheers fre plug plug plug
Howzit, just doing my rounds, and popped in to see whats happening.
Welcome to Mak, please excuse the mounds of dirty sawdust, but these pleb guys insisted on it! We realy dont mind if you would like to enjoy the nice comfortable dralon couches in the Ladies, it IS more comfortable in there you know.... despite it being the "Ladies".... the men here are just not used to having any culture.
Has anyone seen Cybahippy or Beachcomber around lately? They seem to have gone AWOL? Hope they alright. People have a way of vanishing off this site... almost like in real life!
Mak, I dont think there are any regulars from your area here..... Norway or Sweden(I too lazy to go back and check, but you all know what I mean, and anyway you can look up for yourselves where Mak is), unless they are silent readers who never post anything? Anyway, just stick around, and when you go, just say goodbye to us, and hello again when you return, okay? We get like family here, and its sad when someone just vanishes without a word.
So, I will have a whisky on the rocks, with top up of soda please, if there is anything like a barman in this joint? The place is looking mighty empty.
Not even any music playing! I think I going to choose some country and western......... 
you know the type of music... where your dogs died, your wifes left you, your lovers gone back to wherever, your crops are ruined, your tractors broken down, and the tax man wants his share.....?
Welcome to Mak, please excuse the mounds of dirty sawdust, but these pleb guys insisted on it! We realy dont mind if you would like to enjoy the nice comfortable dralon couches in the Ladies, it IS more comfortable in there you know.... despite it being the "Ladies".... the men here are just not used to having any culture.
Has anyone seen Cybahippy or Beachcomber around lately? They seem to have gone AWOL? Hope they alright. People have a way of vanishing off this site... almost like in real life!
Mak, I dont think there are any regulars from your area here..... Norway or Sweden(I too lazy to go back and check, but you all know what I mean, and anyway you can look up for yourselves where Mak is), unless they are silent readers who never post anything? Anyway, just stick around, and when you go, just say goodbye to us, and hello again when you return, okay? We get like family here, and its sad when someone just vanishes without a word.
So, I will have a whisky on the rocks, with top up of soda please, if there is anything like a barman in this joint? The place is looking mighty empty.
Not even any music playing! I think I going to choose some country and western......... you know the type of music... where your dogs died, your wifes left you, your lovers gone back to wherever, your crops are ruined, your tractors broken down, and the tax man wants his share.....?
Don't worry Smoky... u will hear from me when I leave (if at all) this virtual world. I'm online most of the till midnight after my work hours.
Even though not getting many responses to my threads and my profile I'm enjoying all the posts here. You people (especially u, Jan and Freeze) rock !
It may not be completely true if I say I didn't get any response at all. I got 5 flowers and 8 mails and even spoke to a lady over SKYPE. Things are not working out fast as I expected but there is still fun.
Planning to do a round of Stockholm city tomorrow and day after...
-Mak
Even though not getting many responses to my threads and my profile
I'm enjoying all the posts here. You people (especially u, Jan and Freeze) rock !It may not be completely true if I say I didn't get any response at all. I got 5 flowers and 8 mails and even spoke to a lady over SKYPE. Things are not working out fast as I expected
but there is still fun.Planning to do a round of Stockholm city tomorrow and day after...
-Mak
well smoky your broom aint broke down thats for sure its pared outside see u topping up with jf again was the jk blood getting low ive gone tt for a week i think i will after maybe one ' cyb,s busy cutting wood to keep warm just check all your doors r still there he goes wild with a chain saw and he,s being a good papa playing and taking his son swimming dont know where bc is though maybe he gone on a bender ? see mak here u can tell he,s new still got his shoes and socks on should take em off in here old boy that hd tends to p--s on your feet but if u bare foot he dont bother so u dont squelch going home see ya all
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If there is a lot of pink about.... its means you are in the Ladies.... we put all the pink stuff in there. You guys have got plain and simple 1820 Wild West Frontier Saloon stuff in your side... nice simple cold water, no white porcelain for you to mess up, thick sawdust on the floor to mop up all the spills, and a hole in the wall to pee thru.... all most authentic! .... and that you all happy at last?