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Oh no, HoundDog is a very clever dog. He has so many uses too. Have you seen how, when patrons run out of cash, they start trying to drink from his barrel round his neck? then HoundDog just drags them outside and buries them in the snow.

I warned Ramone not to go near H/D's barrel, cause he will get buried like a big bone outside.

So he does Bouncer duties too... clever dog.

He used to belong to the Drug Squad guys, and they did something wrong in his training, thats why he will only give brandy to avalanche victims he pulls out of the snow. Thats why we wanted him for Wedy.... but looks like Wedy is going to lose out now since he is avoiding the pub, and his mile long tab.

Oh, and Freeze, if you see Cybahippy.... please tell him he cant use his office at the moment... because I had to turn his desk upside down and put all HoundDogs blankets and pillows in it to make his bed... he is just such a huge dog that I couldnt find a bed big enough for him. And also tell him that HoundDog doesnt like anyone else in his bedroom when he goes to bed... he will drag them outside and bury them like old bones if they disturb him.... and the snow is pretty deep outside.... So just warn Cybahippy about that hey? Thanks.
Oh, and tell him also that the hairdresser guy accross the street, knowing how busy Cybahippy is, on his behalf went and bought the blankets for H/D from that Doggie Boutique that just opened... he said such a cute doggie like H/D should have propper Doggie Blankets... they were a little bit expensive, but they Pure New Wool, and designed by "Armani" and worth every Dollar they cost, and Cyba's Pub has 60days to pay for them. We got the matching pillows too, and the bedside rug, and the little Armani bedside nite-lite.

No no, you got it wrong! The Armani light was 80bucks,the pillows were 150bucks each, and we had to get 4x. Then the blanket had to be XXXL cause H/D is a VERY large dog and that cost another 500 bucks. And Cybahippy DID say that H/D is earning his own keep,AND that he deserves the best.... so I dont have to pay it. Every time H/D drags another scrounger out into the snow and buries him, he is saving Cybahippy the cost of trying to get the tabs paid. Plus he has the extra advantage that H/D keeps the beer barrel topped up!.. no-one has noticed the beer being diluted with DogDrool yet. Otherwise Cybahippy would have put H/D's apples in another barrel... so he must approve of this expense saving technique. Anyway, the way the customers just love that DogDrool Diluted Beer in a Barrel, he can easily afford the 1180euro's for his bedding.

PLUS PLUS PLUS.... Dont forget... if and when Wedy shows up at the pub, and collects HoundDog, he can re-imburse Cybahippy for the bedding.... cause he will have to take the bedding with the dog, cause now HD is fond of his new Armani Designer Bedding Set. So, no problem, Wedy can pay Cybahippy the 1180 euro, and then Cybahippy still has 60days to pay the Doggie Boutique, and he can get 2% discount for early payment.

So all is well that ends well. Just hope Wedy fetched HD soon, cause we got to buy another one of those HUGE MONSTROUS bags of his Special Dog Food, and another Crate of Apples.