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So, no problem. (First things first, I dole out my supply of Vodka to to my teammates with reassurances that we will make the event, so hang loose and enjoy yourselves). I simply crawl out the gondola roof hatch, throw my scarf over the guide wires, use the duct tape to securely affix my snowboard (now as comfortable as any backyard swing and start my sail down to the Control room. WEEEWEEEWEEE. I'm speeding faster than that Geico Pig!
Below me I see all kinds of mayhems and mishaps. Paparazzi snow mobiles playing like bumper cars, naked people suffering from frostbite, and is that for real ... A TRAFFIC JAM ... of cows with human riders, Or maybe they are rodeo clowns for our amusement? Jeesh, what a sight!
Arriving at the station I immediately see the rusty cog wheels, whip out my 3-In-One, and with a few surgically applied drops the wheels are turning. The Gondola's are up and running smoothly. I just hop on the next summit bound one. I sincerely doubt the others on the mountain side will make it up to the starting gate before daybreak tomorrow!