CS OLYMPICS - 4 (902)
Kaybee50: Oh.....My.....Heavens.....
faint.
"Good thing she's got a pillow..." faint.
DjWabbet: "Good thing she's got a pillow..."
And a body to block my fall.
Kaybee50: Event - Day 7
Figure Skating
All eyes are on you. This is your moment - the final ice figure skating competition of your life - your last chance at an Olympic medal. Cameras cover you from every angle.
You make sure that your skates are secure and that your costume covers everything it's supposed to cover, as the figure skating committee does not permit any do-overs at this stage of the competition.
You step onto the ice, glide out to the center, strike your pose, and the music begins. You glide left, you glide right, you do a few spins, with complete grace and agility. All seems to be going well.
You build up speed and leap into the air to perform a split jump.
But suddenly your bottom feels cold. The back seam of your costume has ripped and you have a serious wardrobe malfunction. Your bare bottom is completely exposed!
Do you:
A) Continue skating and complete your program.
B) Continue skating, but attempt to cover your exposed bottom with your hands for the remaining 3 minutes of the program.
C) Skate quickly off the ice, with red cheeks, both top and bottom.
Figure Skating
All eyes are on you. This is your moment - the final ice figure skating competition of your life - your last chance at an Olympic medal. Cameras cover you from every angle.
You make sure that your skates are secure and that your costume covers everything it's supposed to cover, as the figure skating committee does not permit any do-overs at this stage of the competition.
You step onto the ice, glide out to the center, strike your pose, and the music begins. You glide left, you glide right, you do a few spins, with complete grace and agility. All seems to be going well.
You build up speed and leap into the air to perform a split jump.
But suddenly your bottom feels cold. The back seam of your costume has ripped and you have a serious wardrobe malfunction. Your bare bottom is completely exposed!
Do you:
A) Continue skating and complete your program.
B) Continue skating, but attempt to cover your exposed bottom with your hands for the remaining 3 minutes of the program.
C) Skate quickly off the ice, with red cheeks, both top and bottom.
A!! - no way a wardrobe malfunction will slow me down
Kaybee50: And a body to block my fall.
I got you covered better than an insurance policy... 
Am I too late to answer my outstanding questions??? 
DjWabbet: I got you covered better than an insurance policy...
WABS Insurance ... We take the pain out of your falls.
LoriJames20: Am I too late to answer my outstanding questions???
No. Keep going!
LoriJames20: Am I too late to answer my outstanding questions???
After you get caught up through #10, you'll find question #11 on page 3 and the final question on page 9.
Kaybee50: Canada goose? Does it have to be those geese, who congregate outside my bedroom window every night, all night long, and honk and fight?
Yes and some pumpkin ice cream please 
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 8 Ice Hockey.
It's a beautiful, crisp day in Sochi, Russia and your team is suited up and ready for a battle of the ice in Hockey. Never mind all of your missing teeth, bruises, and frequent black eyes. It's all worth it, for one of the most beloved winter sports across the globe.
You've skated onto the ice, taken your positions, the puck goes flying, and within seconds, you're body slammed into the wall by an opposing team member.
Well now, that wasn't very nice, was it?!
Not to mention that one of your freshly manicured nails is now chipped!
Your temper flares, you jab your slammer with your hockey stick, he elbows you in the ribs, and before you know it, you're in a brawl.
What is going to happen next?
A) Your teammates jump in, the opposing team jumps in, and it becomes an epic free for all. (The fans love this stuff!)
B) Your team stays out of it, and you go one on one with your slammer.
C) The referees manage to disentangle the two of you before you throw a punch. You are both banished to the penalty box, scowling and shaking a fist at one another.
D) You don't react at all to being body slammed. You're a lover, not a fighter. (Yeah, right! This is Ice Hockey!)
It's a beautiful, crisp day in Sochi, Russia and your team is suited up and ready for a battle of the ice in Hockey. Never mind all of your missing teeth, bruises, and frequent black eyes. It's all worth it, for one of the most beloved winter sports across the globe.
You've skated onto the ice, taken your positions, the puck goes flying, and within seconds, you're body slammed into the wall by an opposing team member.
Well now, that wasn't very nice, was it?!
Not to mention that one of your freshly manicured nails is now chipped!
Your temper flares, you jab your slammer with your hockey stick, he elbows you in the ribs, and before you know it, you're in a brawl.
What is going to happen next?
A) Your teammates jump in, the opposing team jumps in, and it becomes an epic free for all. (The fans love this stuff!)
B) Your team stays out of it, and you go one on one with your slammer.
C) The referees manage to disentangle the two of you before you throw a punch. You are both banished to the penalty box, scowling and shaking a fist at one another.
D) You don't react at all to being body slammed. You're a lover, not a fighter. (Yeah, right! This is Ice Hockey!)
A!! we got each others back
Kaybee50: After you get caught up through #10, you'll find question #11 on page 3 and the final question on page 9.
Thanks!
LoriJames20: Am I too late to answer my outstanding questions???
Yes its too late
Try again next year.
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 9
The Super G.
It's a foggy and overcast morning at the top of the mountain in Sochi. The Super G is about to begin - a downhill speed skiing event that requires intense concentration and razor sharp turns with wide set gates.
Each skier runs the course one at a time, and due to the unusual warmer temperatures in Sochi, the course conditions are unpredictable and several skiers wiped out during the practice runs yesterday.
Several injured skiers were helicoptered off the mountain and heard mumbling something about being distracted by a cow. The cow reports have thusfar been unsubstantiated.
What is your preference as to the order in which you will ski the Super G?
A) go first, and set the score to beat.
B) be in the middle and hope the course has been cleared of cows.
C) go last, knowing what the score is to beat
The Super G.
It's a foggy and overcast morning at the top of the mountain in Sochi. The Super G is about to begin - a downhill speed skiing event that requires intense concentration and razor sharp turns with wide set gates.
Each skier runs the course one at a time, and due to the unusual warmer temperatures in Sochi, the course conditions are unpredictable and several skiers wiped out during the practice runs yesterday.
Several injured skiers were helicoptered off the mountain and heard mumbling something about being distracted by a cow. The cow reports have thusfar been unsubstantiated.
What is your preference as to the order in which you will ski the Super G?
A) go first, and set the score to beat.
B) be in the middle and hope the course has been cleared of cows.
C) go last, knowing what the score is to beat
C
chatonlyman2: Yes its too late Try again next year.
Hey you......scared we might take the lead!
chatonlyman2: Yes and some pumpkin ice cream please
Pumpkin ice cream coming right up.
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 10
Curling.
Refer to page 42 of CS OLYMPICS -3 Thread for accompanying pics. Curling. A heart pounding, nail biting, fast paced, action filled sport. Well, maybe not so fast paced, but it is a sport the leaves many of us scratching us heads.
Curling has its roots in medieval Scotland, involves a great deal of strategy and teamwork, brooms, and snappy fashion choices.
Your team marches onto the ice with brooms in hand and ready to sweep the competition away.
What will your team be wearing?
A) Traditional classic?
B) Unassuming?
C) Hunky beefcake?
D) Dazzle them with brillance?
E) American inspired polyester?
Curling.
Refer to page 42 of CS OLYMPICS -3 Thread for accompanying pics. Curling. A heart pounding, nail biting, fast paced, action filled sport. Well, maybe not so fast paced, but it is a sport the leaves many of us scratching us heads.
Curling has its roots in medieval Scotland, involves a great deal of strategy and teamwork, brooms, and snappy fashion choices.
Your team marches onto the ice with brooms in hand and ready to sweep the competition away.
What will your team be wearing?
A) Traditional classic?
B) Unassuming?
C) Hunky beefcake?
D) Dazzle them with brillance?
E) American inspired polyester?
D baby!! We latin folks love the brights!!
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
We will sit on our butts and pray it starts moving again! There is no way we are going out on that cold weather unless it is strctly for an event.
LoriJames20: Hey you......scared we might take the lead!
Hugs No but I hope you win a medal 
Kaybee50: Pumpkin ice cream coming right up.
Its so good
Like the thought of spring 
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